thebisexualwizard

[thebisexualwizard]

ribbit. Ribbit ribbit

Discovered a mysterious potion a mysterious stranger must have slipped under me door while I was slumbering

gonna drink it I suppose

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[thebisexualwizard]

I feel fine I think? All good

Discovered a mysterious potion a mysterious stranger must have slipped under me door while I was slumbering

gonna drink it I suppose

[thebisexualwizard]

Discovered a mysterious potion a mysterious stranger must have slipped under me door while I was slumbering

gonna drink it I suppose

[thebisexualwizard]

Wise words, I will ponder the orb to be certain of their wizardness

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

[thebisexualwizard]

Got asked out by another wizard and he is nice!?? I DIDNT SEE THIS IN THE PONDERING ORB?? BUT HUZZAH!!

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[thebisexualwizard]

if I was still allowed to own a car I would certainly have these on the bumper, but alas… The Curse ruins my hijinks once again!!

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[thebisexualwizard]

in my tower after a long day of casting spells and brewing potions, pondering about how I simply wish to be loved

Alas :(

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[thebisexualwizard]

When the pondering orb shows thee a notice alerting ye of bewitching spellcasters in thine kingdom

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