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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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Popular with the troops.
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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How 2 avoid telling ur kid his dad was a wizard
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Fans of any work Jonny Sims was involved in make it their life mission to defy his will. John? No. Fuck you. It’s Jon. Don’t twink the monsters? Oh man here’s a drawing of color reverse Mr Blobby in a sexy maid outfit. Fort Galfridian’s sun? Tube shaped. Die.
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Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes
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Reblog to kill it faster
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.
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