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They fucking archived my ass. They put me in a library. They put my words on paper before it ever exited my mouth. That's a true kind of fucked up spell

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

#what the fuck #coolest person ever just dropped #what do you MEAN yoy just find posts you like in the INFINITE LIBRARY #thas awesome #absurd but awesome #thank you wondrous gimmick blog

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Hat that says "I love my wife AND I love fishing. Legalise polyamory"

#shitpost

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Horror movie about a really big catfish.

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Not a pillow princess in the sense that I have sex, but that I'm so eepy and I put on my silly little night cap and blow out my candle at ten pm, and people NEED to stop having important conversations at 3am cause I'm gonna miss them all. And also they should be asleep. Napping even

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They should make a guy with a big sword.

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Every question and picrew option further revealed this is clearly not for me but I follow my mutuals orders

@shubbler @reroute-artist-strategy @avocado-priestess I guess

Thanks for the tag @thelastplantagenet 😊💚

1. Do this uquiz.

2. Do this picrew.

3. Tag people.

feel free to play if you’d like :)

@buncha-angry-kids-with-no-money @thatoneandlonelyemo2005 @with-the-words-all-wrong

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THE

BOOPS

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

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Meal concept: the coins the dead give to the ferryman cannot be earned in life. They are the coins used in wishes, and the ghost must help the wish come true to earn their passage

#story ideas #writing prompt #enjoy your meal concept #writing prompts #meal concept

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awarding In Stars And Time the coveted "and then I had to stare at a wall for a few hours" award

slightly more monochrome version than the final arrangement I settled on because grayscale is very tasty but color overlays go brrrrr

#average isat reaction #so glad you've played this #game of all time #isat

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Everyone on tumblr experiences weird, terrible ads that they have no interest in, but it'd never the same ones. Each copy of tumblr is personalised, but only in the dogshit ads department

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How do you feel about people making au's of different family party members looping

not my thing. to me, every other character could get out in less than five loops, because they're not siffrin's flavor of Incredibly Repressed, and Odile in particular would just go "aw gems im gonna need to talk about my feelings don't i" by loop 3. but have fun you crazy kids, you REALLY dont need to know how i feel about a fun fanwork thing to make it. you know that right. please fly away. be free

#literally thought this everytime i saw a loops au #good thing siffrin was looped cause anyone else would escape before even finding out about kings instant kill #idiot baby could'nt even emotionally express his way out of a paper time loop

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Mods, shlork that guy silly style

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A message from a few of the trans staff at Tumblr & Automattic:

We want trans people, and LGBTQ+ people broadly, to feel welcome on Tumblr, in part because we as trans people at Tumblr and Automattic want it to be a space where we ourselves feel included. We want to feel like this is a platform that supports us and fights for our safety. Tumblr is made brighter and more vibrant by your presence, and the LGBTQ+ folks who help run it are fighting all the time for this, for you, internally. 

A few days ago, Matt Mullenweg (the CEO of Automattic, Tumblr’s parent company) responded to a user’s ask about an account suspension in a way that negatively affected Tumblr’s LGBTQ+ community. We believe that Matt's response to this ask and his continued commentary has been unwarranted and harmful. Tumblr staff do not comment on moderation decisions as a matter of policy for a variety of reasons—including the privacy of those involved, and the practicalities of moderating thousands of reports a day. The downside of this policy is that it is very easy for rumors and incorrect information about actions taken by our Trust & Safety team to spread unchecked. Given this, we want to clarify a few different pieces of this situation:

The reality of predstrogen's suspension was not accurately conveyed, and made it seem like we were reaching for opportunities to ban trans feminine people on the platform. This is not the case. The example comment shared in the post linked above does not meet our definition of a realistic threat of violence, and was not the deciding factor in the account suspension.

Matt thereafter failed to recognize the harm to the community as a result of this suspension. Matt does not speak on behalf of the LGBTQ+ people who help run Tumblr or Automattic, and we were not consulted in the construction of a response to these events.

Last year, the "mature" and "sexual themes" community labels were erroneously applied to some users' posts. An outside team of contractors tasked with applying community labels to posts were responsible for this larger trend of mislabeling trans-related content. When our Trust & Safety team discovered this issue (thanks largely to reports from the community), we removed the contracted team’s ability to apply community labels and added more oversight to ensure it does not happen again. In the Staff post about this, LGBTQ+ staff pushed to be more transparent but were overruled by leadership. The termination of a contractor mentioned in the original ask response was for an unrelated incident which was incorrectly attributed to this case. We regret that the mislabeling ever happened, and the negative impact it has had on the trans community on Tumblr. 

Transition timelines are not against our community guidelines, and weren’t a factor considered by the moderation team when discussing suspensions and subsequent appeals. We do not take action against content that is related to transitioning or trans bodies unless it includes violations of the Community Guidelines.

When it comes to the experience of trans folks on Tumblr encountering transphobic content, and interacting with bigoted users, we understand and share your frustrations. Tumblr’s policies, and Automattic’s policies, are written to ensure freedom of speech and expression. We prohibit harassment as defined in our Community Guidelines, but we know that this policy falls short of protecting users from the wider scope of harmful speech often used against LGBTQ+ and other marginalized people.

Going forward, Tumblr is taking the following actions:

Prioritizing anti-harassment features that will empower users to more effectively protect themselves from harassment.

Building more internal tooling for us as Staff to proactively identify and mitigate instances of harassment.

Reviewing which of the tags frequently used by the trans community are blocked, and working to make them available next week.

We’re sorry for how this all transpired, and we’re actively fighting to make our voices heard more and prevent something like this from happening again in the future. We know firsthand that having to deal with situations like this as a Tumblr user is difficult, particularly as a member of an already frequently targeted and harassed community. We know it will take time to regain your trust, and we’re going to put in the work to rebuild it.

We appreciate the space we have been given to express our concerns and dissent, and we are thankful that Matt’s (and Automattic’s) strong commitment to freedom of expression has facilitated it.

We will continue to fight to make Tumblr safe for us all.

— This statement was authored by multiple trans employees of Tumblr and Automattic.

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The whole situation sucks so we gotta counter mats transpohic grindset with our fuck photomatt grindset

my good friend and beloved mutual @kermitwillsellyoueggs has had her account nuked off of tumblr after making a post in response to photomatt:

^ photomatt’s post

^ her response

she hasn’t done anything against tumblrs TOS here, right?? and she hasn’t even been banned, she didn’t get a warning or an email or anything, her account and a few sideblogs she has just got nuked off of the face of the earth

so yeah, fuck photomatt and hopefully her account gets reinstated soon considering it got deleted for literally no reason

#🚗🔨⚒️💥

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Everyone in the battle just simultaneously did the wii bowling spin jump and popped off cause some idiot got hit with the 9th level spell: car hammer explosion where it explodes many times and the hammers go everywhere

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

#wizardposting #wizard posting #wizardblr #car hammer explosion #🚗🔨⚒️💥 #i think you only get the spell if you multiclass into transgender

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Can't believe staff got sued for transphobia and then said "hold on, I can run it back"

#they will try again and again to be terfs without consequence #idiots #car hammer explosion #🚗🔨⚒️💥