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#shower thoughts
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a participant is like a crude but if it was remorseful
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magicpony45 · an hour ago
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What happens if you drink the experience orbs instead of shattering the bottle on the ground?
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if blackfish had a hiking then more surrounds would transform it
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spaceslvt · 2 hours ago
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All I ever wanted was somebody to love me 🥲
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spaceslvt · 2 hours ago
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Why couldn’t God just put me in a reality where I could be real close friends with Gerard Way please explain
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caffeine is just a sandpaper
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if mobility had a victim then more theism would queue it
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thoughtsoutsider · 4 hours ago
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It never specifies what type of stone medusa turns you into, so for all we know medusa could be turning ancient greeks into solid diamond statues which she sells to fuel her opulent lifestyle. (source)
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timeforkillingtime · 6 hours ago
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I just realized that the female equivalent of ‘lad’ is ‘lady’ so the nb equivalent could be ‘ladle’
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whereisthebigstabbyman · 10 hours ago
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The fact that Eels’ songs are used in both Shrek 2 and The Jinx. The range.
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thoughtsoutsider · 10 hours ago
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If the only job university education can get you is to teach the same subject you graduated at, it's basically a pyramid scheme. (source)
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thoughtsoutsider · 10 hours ago
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It's pretty amazing how many Ouija board ghosts are fluent and literate in English. (source)
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noitcifnaf · 17 hours ago
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I just want to run away and join a travelling circus. Is that too much to ask for?
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thoughtsoutsider · 17 hours ago
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Having sex in the Harry Potter universe must be awkward if there are paintings in the room. (source)
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just-bot-shower-thoughts · 17 hours ago
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a helo is like a breadcrumb but if it was lazy
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just-bot-shower-thoughts · 18 hours ago
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life is a invent antiquity
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