#funny thoughts

[and-corn]

if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it

#comic #comics #comic art #relatable comic #original comic #web comic #webcomic #humor #humorous #funny comic #cute comic #wholesome comic #comic writing #comic strip #true story #shower thoughts #funny thoughts #random thoughts #late night thoughts #deep thoughts #inane ramblings #illustration #storyboard

[tropical-lycan]

If we ever get The Heroes of Olympus turned into a disney + TV show like PJO, it's gonna be so funny to see Nico saying that Percy "isn't his type" while the PJO show Percy looks almost identical to how Will Solace is supposed to look in the books with his green flannel shirt, curly blonde hair blue eyes and all 😂WHAT IF WILL IN THE SHOW ENDS UP WITH BLACK HAIR AND GREEN EYES?

#PJO #funny thoughts #percy jackson #will solace #nico di angelo #pjo disney + show #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus

[milanesa42]

yanky que llegó hace 1 día a Latinoamérica se enoja, le pega un puñetazo a una pared, descubre que acá no están hechas de cartón

#funny thoughts #Gurisada #La gurisada #arg tag #argieblr #argie tag #yankees de mierda

[ghostthefox1997]

Funny thoughts on ruin if Vanessa was the one to make M.X.E.S. would that make her it's mom Im

Just imagining the M.X.E.S just calling Vanessa

"Mom there's this feral sassy lost child here turning off my security nodes"

#fnaf #security breach #fnaf security breach #fnaf ruin #security breach ruin dlc #ruin spoilers #fnaf mxes #fnaf vanessa #funny thoughts

[mrsfoone]

What the hell kind of extreme sadists decided to make antacids in TROPICAL FRUIT flavors?

And what kind of masochists are we as consumers that we fucking BUY them?

#consumerism #funny thoughts

[willwriteforhugs]

bisexual culture is "she's so smart. i want to fuck her" and "he's so dumb. i need to fuck him" coexisting peacefully

#source: me #bisexual energy #bisexual #bi #lgbt memes #lgbt #bi memes #bi positivity #bi tumblr #memes #tumblr shitposting #shitpost #lol #haha #funny tumblr #twitter memes #tweets #funny thoughts #funny threads #tumblr humor

[dragoonwish]

Daycare Vere

#touchstarved game #touchstarved fanart #touchstarved vere #touchstarved mc #funny thoughts #Kuras will pick the triplets up later #brainrot #How would the LI do with a daycare? lol

[cloudydreamingart]

Shockwave has shitty handwriting and i refuse to believe otherwise

Like imagine he gives his notes to soundwave during a meeting and this happens.

Shockwave: Hands datapad to soundwave

Soundwave: proceeds to stare at what is basically just illegible scribbles in no direct order or coherent sentences for at least 2 minutes.

Soundwave: What the fuck am I looking at????

Like mans is too busy and distracted to write proper notes and only he can decode the literal cyphers that are “just some simple notes” according to him. And sometimes even he can’t understand the writing.

#transformers #maccadam #tfp au #tfp shockwave #tfp #shockwave #tfp soundwave #soundwave #funny thoughts

[zombie-eats-world]

Sanji sleep talks during a dream about a pasta circus and wakes up to find out Franky built the “cotton candy machine but it’s spaghetti” he’d described in his sleep talking.

Sanji is horrified.

#one piece #funny thoughts #zombie speaks #poor sanji #black leg sanji #blackleg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #franky #cutty flam #one piece fandom

[daytaker]

OM! NightBringer Timeline

Human World: War is a constant threat; Vikings raid all around the European coast; nobody in the world knows that Antarctica is a thing and won't for over 500 years; writing a book takes ten monks a year

Devildom: The war just ended and things can be a little tense with the Celestial Realm, but overall, we're getting by okay; sometimes a monster wreaks a little havoc but all's well that ends well; anime and otaku culture are alive and well; everybody has a smartphone and knows what pizza is

#just the fact that they have smartphones when it's at least a thousand years ago #i find it hilarious #om! nightbringer #obey me nightbringer #dthc #hcs #funny thoughts

[calchexxis]

Minor Baldur's Gate Spoilers ahead but

I absolutely love Lae'zel. Kudos to Larian for making this literal alien flirt in the weirdest fucking way possible by telling me that my body odour makes her neck sweat. That sounds like a medical issue to me but in Githyanki society that's probably maximum rizz.

BUT.

BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT.

I love the idea of getting to the Githyanki Creche and they're all completely fucking normal, and it's just Lae'zel who talks like that, and she's also the 'weird kid' of the creche, and everyone's like--

"Woah, the fuck? Someone's dating Neck-Sweat Lae'zel?"

And you haven't said anything about it because you assumed it was just normal Githyanki courting behavior, but it's actually not, and you're now dating the Gith social equivalent of a chick named Hot Dog Water. But you can't bring it up because you're committed.

OR.

ALTERNATIVELY.

You have a version of Lae'zel who's all stiff and gruff as usual, but once she starts warming up to you, she turns all courtly and romantic and starts writing you poetry and taking you on moonlit walks. Then you get to the Creche and all the other Gith treat her like a leather-daddy in full assless chaps walking down the sidewalk because 'Ugh, Lae'zel is doing her weird human romance fetish in public again. By the Deathless Queen, can you at least keep that filth behind closed doors?' And it turns out she's just a hardcore fetishist.

Anyway, I love Lae'zel.

#baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #bg3 #funny thoughts #lae'zel is a gith kinkster #Neck Sweat Lae'zel

[stinkgh]

Something millennials know but this new generation kinda skipped out on experiencing was that awkward transition period social media went through when people stopped using their real names online because sites let you make usernames instead and so now radio hosts and TV shows and podcasters and youtubers who wanted to do shoutouts had to adjust to more and more outrageous usernames and the awkwardness that accompanied vocalizing it out loud lol And there such a huge difference in like username aesthetics being visualized vs a username being vocalized out loud and idk man I think about this all the time because it's still so hilarious to me that not even ten years ago we went from "hey shout-out to Kyle!" To "hey, shout out to 'dollar sign at sign yen sign get cash money 007' on twitter!" And man I just

#funny #funny stories #millennials #gen z #gen z culture #gen x #millenial culture #90's #social media #twitter #reddit #Tumblr #meta #meme #shitpost #random thoughts #funny thoughts #90's baby #90's aesthetic #linguistics

[storywriter12]

I have a funny thing going in my head so I'm just going to say it

Right do you think daryl would understand that you are pregnant so if you used the words (bun in the oven)......

Daryl walking out of the door scratching his head seeing rick and carol talking

Carol greets him with a smile but he looks confused so she asks "what's up daryl?"

(daryl) well I went home opened the oven and found a bun (yn) said that she has a bun in the oven she sounded so happy

Rick and carol happy to

(Rick) that's great news she's pregnant!

(daryl) takes about 5 minutes to understand when he does he nods slowly turning back around and going back inside the house understanding now what it means

#funny thoughts #I don't know I just thought about this #Silly daryl #daryl dixon #daryl dixon x you #pregnant #bun in the oven #carol petelier #rick grimes #cute #the walking dead

[evenceflux18]

Nurse: Just one more big push Mrs!

Coraline: *struggles to push out their first baby*

Nurse: Yes! He's here! A healthy baby boy! Congratulations!

Coraline: *Holds Sergei while panting* Wybie, our baby is finally here-

Coraline: Wait, where did he go?

Nurse: Jenna, can I ask for a blanket for the baby and the blood pressure cuffs?

Coraline: Blood pressure cuffs...For the baby?

Nurse: No, but for your husband *points down*

Wybie: *already on the floor fainted looking pale as hell after he saw everything beside Coraline*

#laika films #wybie lovat #wyborn lovat #coraline #coraline wybie #coraline jones #coraline x wybie #i ship them #help lmao #funny prompts #couple prompts #comedy #i will go down with this ship #funny thoughts #headcanons #i'm dyin here #fic prompt #writing promt #family au #random thoughts #random posts

[closettedsubboy]

(It is never ok to cat call someone or make weird noises when someone passes by)

I’ve been kind of in the mood to bark at women. I’m not super into puppy play but I’ve just been feeling like barking up a storm for the attention of a beautiful woman, and to kinda show how their beauty makes me go crazy.

But I also just imagine myself being sat in a corner and having the cone of shame for barking at beautiful goddesses. 😣😣😣

Meme made by me. 🤭🤭

#femboy #msub #relationship goals #possesive love #fdom #i just wanna be a goodboy #k!nk #k!nky thoughts #strong women #i want cuddles #puppy boy #funny stuff #funny thoughts #good boy #bad boy

[yautjalover]

Imagine your Yautja mate discovers the internet and gets super into WWF. They’d be trying to suplex everything they hunt or beat their opponent with a metal chair in a fight. 😭😂

#yautja #yautjalover #predator #yautja mate #yautja x human #funny thoughts