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laurellament · 3 days
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I live here now
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hymnsandhearses · 2 days
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I have been absolutely feral for days. I need one of you to either lock me in a cupboard or euthanize me. It’s really for my own good.
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a-meh · 3 days
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filiseverus · 8 months
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The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.
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and-corn · 7 months
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if there's a condition called impulsive anthropomorphizing then I have it
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atavist · 8 months
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His mother got duped by a man who claimed to love her—so he headed to Nigeria to find the con artist who broke her heart.   The Romance Scammer on My Sofa. The latest incredible true story from The Atavist.
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dumblr · 28 days
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My world can be falling apart and i still won't ask you for shit.
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fuckyeahgoodomens · 3 months
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teaboot · 2 months
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Did this at a party once
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wedarkacademia · 4 days
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From my pov, every woman's love language revolves around not needing to ask.
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manwrre · 1 month
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i love how every fandom’s got its fics. you know the ones, that one way or the other, everyone has and probably will read at some point in their lives? and no one else would understand. like i could say “you’re hesitating, love” and an entire group of people will fall to their knees in a target
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unbfacts · 14 days
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elitadream · 9 months
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Kids say the darndest things! xD
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pinkpuffballdude · 1 year
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gotta say. one of my favorite things is when a streamer does a charity stream and SEVERLY underestimates their community. related the hermitcraft charity event surpassed the goal before everyone logged on
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