#this is one of my favorite incorrect quotes
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When the first years take the 9000 question dating quiz
Yuu: And now for a simple 9000 question dating quiz
Jack: Why are we doing this again?
Yuu: because it's fun and a lot of the girls did it back home. ANYWAYS! Deuce on a scale from one to five you scored a three
Deuce: YES! YES!
DATABLE!
Yuu: Ace your score is...YEESH! you know scores don't really matter you should just focus on being you :)
Ace: 🤨
QUESTIONABLE?!
Yuu: Jack on a scale from one to five you score...a twelve?!
Jack: my mom was right all along. I am the worlds most perfect man 😊
TOTAL HUNK!
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst yuu#twst incorrect quotes#gravity falls reference#I started re watching gravity falls. One of my favorite shows growing up 😊#twst ace#twst deuce#twst jack#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes
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How many TLG Outlander incorrect quotes have I done? Here’s more anyway
Sumu: I know over 200 ways to kill a man
Kuumwa: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face and then blowtorch the other half of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face :)
Sumu: …..201
Alternatively
Kenge: I know over 200 ways to kill a man
Sumu: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face and then blowtorch the other half of the jar so the rats have to eat their way out through his face
Kenge: …..201
Cheezi: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Cheezi and Chungu, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Goigoi: Our turn, Sumu! One, two, three- vanilla!
Sumu, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Mzingo: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Janja: Looking right because you left
Reirei: Looking up cause you let me down
Kiburi: Looking down cause you fucked up
Jasiri: What is wrong with you guys
Janja: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Cheezi: What?
Mzingo: That you're a child.
Chungu: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
Sumu: Can I be frank with you guys?
Goigoi: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Chungu: Can I still be Chungu?
Tamka: Shh, let Frank speak.
Kenge: Why are Shupavu and Njano sitting with their backs to each other?
Sumu: They had a fight.
Kenge: Then why are they holding claws?
Sumu: They get sad when they fight.
Janja: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Chungu: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Cheezi: I got distracted about halfway through.
Nne, as Tano nods: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
(Royal Mjuzi au)
Kiburi: Are we really going to let Nduli keep Mwamba?
Neema: We kept Tamka.
Jasiri: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Mzingo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Kiburi: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Janja: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Reirei: My moral code, is that you?
Jasiri:
Jasiri: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Tamka: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Wakali: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Neema: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Nduli: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Kiburi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
Janja: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Reirei: Janja no.
Kiburi: Mistlefoe.
Reirei: Please stop encouraging him.
Ucheshi: If you had to choose between Makuu and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Kiburi: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Makuu: Kiburi!
Ucheshi: 63 cents.
Kiburi: I'll take the money.
Makuu: KIBURI!!!
Kiburi: I trust Janja.
Reirei: You think he knows what he’s doing?
Kiburi: I wouldn't go that far.
Janja: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Reirei: Alright.
Janja: TraitorSayWhat?
Kiburi: Excuse me?
Janja: What?
Reirei:
Janja:
Janja: No wait-
Goigoi: Reirei, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Reirei: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Goigoi: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask one of the kids.
Chungu: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Cheezi: That would suck cuz you can’t microwave metal
Janja: Good morning to everyone except these two furbrains
Ucheshi: The real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Makuu: I almost died.
Kiburi: That... was my favorite memory.
Reirei: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Janja: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Jasiri walks in*
Janja: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Janja: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—
Jasiri: Hi.
Janja: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*
Kiburi: I'm not doing too well.
Pua: What's wrong?
Kiburi: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Makuu enters the room*
Kiburi: There it is again.
*Kenge and Sumu are planning to break in somewhere*
Sumu: We need to distract the guards.
Kenge: Right.
Sumu: What are we gonna do?
Kenge: I'm going to break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Sumu:
Kenge:
Sumu: Deal.
Human/Zootopia-esque au: trying to use the family/Kiburi’s computer
Dogo: “Password clue: Favorite child”? Oooh, ah, ouch…sorry, sis. This is awkward *types in their name, but gets denied* What?!
Kijana: Really??? *starts dramatically crying tears of joy* This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my parents and my manager— *gets denied*
OR
Tamka: “Password clue: Best friend”? Oooh, ah, ouch…sorry, man. This is awkward *types in their name, but gets denied* What?!
Nduli: Really??? *starts dramatically crying tears of joy* This moment is so much bigger than me! I would like to thank my parents and my manager— *gets denied* Aw :(
The Outlanders trying to draw Jasiri:
Janja: I think I made one eye bigger than the other
Mzingo: I was going for a feeling
Reirei, with a perfect drawing: Honestly, I can’t even draw a circle
Kiburi: *shows his picture*
Janja: Okay Kiburi, you just drew yourself
Kiburi: I like me
Jasiri: Dammit, Janja!
Janja: What?! It wasn't me!
Jasiri: Sorry, force of habit.
Dammit, Mzingo!
Mzingo: Not me either.
Jasiri: Oh... Then who set the Outlands on fire?
Njano: *whistles*
Janja: We need to get through this locked door. Reirei, give me your credit card.
Reirei: Here.
Janja, pocketing it: Thanks. Kiburi, kick down the door.
*The group is getting into the car*
Janja: I’m driving.
Cheezi, out of view: Shotgun!
Chungu, turning to face Cheezi: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Cheezi: WOAH-
Cheezi, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
Fuli: What do you think Bunga will do for a distraction?
Kion: He’ll probably make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Explosions and several car alarms go off*
Kion:....Or he could do that.
Goigoi: And now it’s time for... WHAT’S. IN. TAMKA’S MOUTH?
Never try this game. Ever
Tamka: Agahhhagg
Nduli: oh oh oh! It’s those napkins from that one chicken wing place!
Tamka: Uh uh
Chungu: Oh! It’s the entire country of China!
Tamka: *spits the thing out* No! It’s a piece of dental cotton!
Cheezi: From five weeks ago?
Tamka: Uh huh!
Cheezi: And now it’s time for Janja’s poetry beat
Janja: Eh, I don’t wanna
Chungu: But it’s your thing!
Janja: No, it’s not!
Cheezi: Yeah, it is. That’s why it’s called “Janja’s”, emphasis on “Janja’s” poetry beat!
Janja: Why don’t one of you do it this time?
Chungu: You don’t like my poetry!
Janja: Sure, I do! Come on
Chungu: Okay.
I sat down on the ground today
Baobab ball I was to play
But instead of rolling north or south
How’d it end up in my mouth?
Janja: You’re right. That sucked
Chungu: Will Shakespeare my butt
Kiburi: (on one line) Hello?
Tamka (on the other line): Hey, what’s up?
Kiburi: I need a little help, can you come over?
Tamka: I can’t. I’m buying clothes
Kiburi: Alright, well hurry up and come over here
Tamka: I can’t find ‘em...
Kiburi: What do you mean you can’t find them?
Tamka: I can’t find them, there’s only soup
Kiburi: ...What do you mean “There’s only soup”
Tamka: It means there’s only soup
Kiburi:Well, then get out of the soup isle!
Tamka: Okay! You don’t have to shout at me! (walks into another isle) There’s more soup
Kiburi: What do you mean there’s more soup?!
Tamka: It means there’s just more soup
Kiburi: Go into the next isle
Tamka: (goes into the next isle) There’s still soup!
Kiburi: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Tamka: I’M AT SOUP!
Kiburi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE “AT SOUP”?!?!
Tamka: I MEAN I’M AT SOUP!
Kiburi: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!
Tamka: I’M AT THE SOUP STORE!!
Kiburi: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
Tamka: FUCK YOU!!!!!
Kenge: I’m not worried about silly things like labels. Animals can call me whatever they want. They could even call me little…..
Kenge: NEVER CALL ME LITTLE!!!!!
(Nduli leans in towards a sleeping Tamka)
Nduli: Tamka..Tamka...Tam-zebra.
Tamka: (wakes up) Gimme the leg! I want the leg!
Makuu and Ucheshi: (staring into each other’s eyes)
Kiburi: (rips the leg off of a kill)
Makuu: We’re having a moment
Kiburi: I’m having a snack
Goigoi: The good news is I named my nickel “Phillip!”
Janja: What’s the bad news?
Goigoi: It’s a girl nickel! :D
Janja: YOU BET ME FOR A NICKEL?!
Cheezi: But it was a shiny nickel!
(Hodari saves Njano’s life)
Njano: Bro... 🥺
Hodari: Bro... 🥺
Kenge: Can you guys stop making out and go get the chimps?!
Neema: [Could I give Tamka a -2?]
Tamka: For what?
Neema: [Just for being you]
Jasiri: You assaulted a 94-year old animal!
Kenge: He sassed me
Mzingo: Ooh, you have some pie! Would you mind if I have a piece?
Janja: Uh, sure. (gives Mzingo a piece of pie)
Mzingo: Can you pass the cool hwhip?
Janja: What’d you say?
Mzingo: You can’t have a pie without cool hwhip!
J Cool hwhip?
M: Cool hwhip, yeah
J: You mean cool whip
M: Yeah, cool hwhip
J: Cool whip
M: Cool hwhip
J: Cool WHip
M: Cool hwhip
J: You’re saying it weird! Why’re you putting so much emphasis on the h?
M: What are you talking about? I’m just saying cool hwhip! You put cool hwhip on pie. Pie tastes better with cool hwhip
J: Say “whip”
M: Whip
J: Now say “cool whip”
M: Cool hwhip
J: Cool WHIP
M: Cool hwhip
J: COOL WHIP
M: Cool hwhip
Janja: YOU’RE EATING FUR!
Actor AU: Deleted scene with Scar and Jasiri
Director: Action!
Scar: Are you saying I’m stupid?
Jasiri: No…
Scar: Do I look. Stupid. To you?
Jasiri: *starts laughing* I’m sorry 😂😂
(Cut to next take)
Scar: Are you saying I’m stupid?
Jasiri: *starts wheezing* I’m sorry! *recomposes herself* I got it. No no, just do it again. I’m fine
(Cut to next take)
Scar: Are you saying I’m stupid?
Jasiri: *pointing* YES! *laughs*
Scar: This is the fifteenth take, I cannot work like this. I will be in my trailer…
Jasiri: I need a break
#damn long post#i have too many quotes that fit them dndbbdgd#a lot of these work in a zootopia/human au#i don’t think the outlanders are okay-#i had to do something with the actor au it was too fun#i don’t talk about mzingo too much so i wanted to include him more#tlg outlanders#the lion guard
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Conflicting Lives Characters as Incorrect Quotes (because why the hell not)
All quotes generated randomly from this site. also some funny characters that haven't been introduced yet :)
Joel: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.
Etho: It’s my turn to cuddle Lizzie.
Joel: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!
Joel: Aww, what's your dog's name?
Scythe: Spartacus.
Joel, yelling to Scar: TRY SPARTACUS!
Scar, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK!
Scythe: …
Joel: What's your favorite number?
Scar: Are you a painting?
Grian: What-?
Scar: Because I want to pin you to a wall.
Joel: OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIMOR SOMETHING-
Scythe, talking about Ella: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
Scott: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.
*in the ZITS group chat*
Tango: First one to reply is gat.
Tango: *gay
Tango: Wait...
*after discussing the plan in ch.2*
Voidling: Does anyone have any questions?
Xelqua: Is this legal?
Voidling: …Does anyone have any relevant questions?
I plan on getting out a list of all the ships I have in this AU, but feel free to ask about anything in the meantime!
#alternate universe#empires smp#fanfic#hermitcraft#life series#magic#self insert#superhero#incorrect quotes#team zits#smalletho#scarian#joel and lizzie
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Curator: Why did you give Stanley a knife?
Narrator: He felt unsafe.
Curator: Well, now I feel unsafe.
Narrator: I’m sorry.
Narrator: Would you like a knife?
#Stanley with a knife what havoc will he wreak#this is one of my favorite incorrect quotes#just in general. not for any fandom specifically.#this is just so funny to me#tsp narrator#tsp curator#tsp stanley#the stanley parable#the stanley parable: ultra deluxe#tsp incorrect quotes
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Lan: That’s ridiculous, Mayl doesn’t have a crush on me
MegaMan: Yes she does
Roll: Yes she does
Dex: Yes she does
Yai: Yes she does
Mayl: Yes I do
#megaman battle network#maylan#lanmayl#lan x mayl#lan hikari#megaman.exe#roll.exe#mayl sakurai#dex oyama#yai ayanokoji#incorrect quotes#this is one of my favorite incorrect quotes#also lan still doesn’t get it dkksksk
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dick: truth or dare
damian: i do not want to play your mindless games, richard.
dick: come on dami, you want tim to beat you?
damian: i was not aware that this game had a point system… get prepared to forfeit out of embarrassment, drake
tim: whatever baby bat, answer his question truth or dare?
damian: *tt* truth, as i have nothing to hide
dick: why do you call tim by his last name and the rest of us by our first? i thought you two have gotten better?
damian: dare
dick: i dare you to answer the question
tim: i also would like to know
damian: *mumbles something*
dick: what was that??
tim: speak up gremlin
damiam: *begrudgingly* drake means dragon, and that is really cool
#this is one of my favorite hc#let damian be a little kid pls🙏#dc comics#batman#dc#damian wayne#dick grayson#tim drake#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#truth or dare#nightwing#red robin#dc robin#robin
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to all of splatsville... happy holidays
#time to celebrate one of my favorite times of year.... seasons greasons#splatoon 3#incorrect quotes#deep cut#consider this an early frostyfest post
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piarles + txt posts = true
#charles leclerc#pierre gasly#esteban ocon#piarles#my txt posts#f1 + text posts#incorrect f1 quotes#f1 memes#this one might be my favorite so far#the first two are very funny to me
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MC: Can you do me a favour?
Belphie: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for it if you asked me to.
MC:…okay.…so can you do the dishes?
Belphie: No.
#one of my favorite ship dynamics ‘I’ll do ANYTHING for you.’ ‘can you do (extremely simple thing)?’ ‘no’ hdkshsjsh#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me belphie x mc#obey me belphie#obey me mc#obey me shitpost#obey me shenanigans#obey me crack#obey me ships#obey me incorrect#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me fandom#incorrect quotes#om! belphie#om! mc#om! shitpost#obmswd shitpost#obmswd belphie#obmswd mc#obmswd crack#obmswd incorrect quotes#om! incorrect quotes#ro’s dumb stuff tag
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Reki: Cherry, do you have any good music?
Cherry: I mostly listen to classical music, so nothing you would like.
Joe: Classical music my ass, your favorite band is My Chemical Romance!
Cherry: That was when we were teenagers!
Joe: Carla, play "most played album"!
Carla: Playing The Black Parade, track 1: The End. ♫♪♫
Cherry:
Joe: Never lie again.
#kaoru loving mcr since his teenager days and today still is one of my favorite hcs and i will die on this hill#sk8 the infinity#incorrect sk8 the infinity quotes#sk8 headcanons#kaoru sakurayashiki#kojiro nanjo#reki kyan#matchablossom#sk8 cherry#sk8 joe#sk8 carla#my chemical romance#the black parade#sakurayashiki kaoru#nanjou kojirou#incorrect sk8 quotes#sk8
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Malleus: Hello MC, what’s that contraption you have there if you don’t mind me asking?
MC: Oh, it’s just my fidget toy.
Malleus: A fidget toy?
MC: Yeah, it kinda like helps me focus or calms me down when I’m anxious it uh-ya know what here. Try it.
Malleus: *takes the lil spinner* Interesting. Although I’m not sure how a small metal toy can do all that-*click*
Malleus: Oh *click* Oh my *click click* this is amazing. *click click click*
MC: Well I’m glad you like but uh..Mal-Mal?
Malleus: 👀 *continuous joyful clicking*
MC: Ya know what keep it. I can always get a new one.😅
#got me one of those bad boys recently it’s literally my new favorite thing#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twst incorrect quotes#incorrect twisted wonderland quotes#incorrect twst#twst memes#twst meme#incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland memes#twisted wonderland meme#twst x reader#twst x mc#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x mc#twst mc#twst malleus#malleus draconia x reader#malleus x reader#malleus draconia#malleus x mc#twst headcanons#twst scenarios#twst imagines#twisted wonderland scenarios#twisted wonderland headcanons#twisted wonderland imagine#camiposts
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Year of Hell Family Dinner
Voy Textposts 5
#trek thoughts#the year of hell dinner party is one of my favorite scenes#i don't know why but it is so funny to me#the way the shots are framed where they're all sitting at the table with destruction around them are so good#you just KNOW neelix is the one who makes them all sit down#comedy gold#star trek#voyager#voyager incorrect quotes#star trek incorrect quotes#star trek memes#star trek voyager#captain janeway#harry kim#tuvok#b'elanna torres#neelix#seven of nine#tom paris#st textposts
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#one of my favorite scenes ever ever#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#buddieedit#911#911 abc#911edit#evanbuckleyedit#eddiediazedit#911ramblings#incorrect quotes#kind of
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glee textposts 2
#im hyperfixated on this stupid ass show send help#glee#glee textposts#glee incorrect quotes#gleek#blaine anderson#sam evans#blam#jake puckerman#ryder lynn#idk their ship name but they're gay#brittany s pierce#santana lopez#finn hudson#quinn fabray#kurt hummel#oh wow I hope no one can tell who my favorite character are
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Matt: But what if I pressed the brake and the gas at the same time?
Spidey: The car takes a screenshot.
Frank, tightly gripping his van’s steering wheel: For the last time, get the fuck out.
#these two annoying frank is one of my favorite things#daredevil#punisher#frank castle#matt murdock#spiderman#peter parker#lmao#incorrect quotes#frankmatt#gayshipsareyayships#text post#fratt#marvelshit
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