#tsp incorrect quotes

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Come on, you have to sacrifice your life. I’m not asking you to do anything I wouldn’t do. Stanley: You? You’d sacrifice your life for the good of everyone else? The Narrator: No, I’d sacrifice YOUR life for the good of everyone else.

#source: red dwarf #the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable ultra deluxe

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Stanley: Did you know that people who sleep cuddling a pillow are most likely touch starved?

Chell: …Leave me the fuck alone man.

#portal #chell #the stanley parable #tsp stanley #tsp incorrect quotes #portal incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #If you read the headcannons you know

[cclover953]

Stanley: I made tea

Narrator: I don't want tea

Stanley: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea

Narrator: Then why are you telling me?

Stanley: It's a conversation starter

Narrator: That's a lousy conversation starter

Stanley: Oh is it? We are conversing. Checkmate

#the stanley parable #tsp #the narrator #stanley #incorrect quotes #stanarrator #they are idiots #but they are my idiots #fypシ #i love these two #tsp incorrect quotes #bye 👋

[incorrectquoteslobby]

The Narrator, talking to Stanley on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Stanley: You bet! The Narrator: At what temperature? Stanley: 535 The Narrator: That's the clock Stanley: The Narrator: Stanley: 536

#the stanley parable incorrect quotes #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanely parable #tsp #the narrator tsp #tsp the narrator #narrator tsp #tsp narrator #stanley tsp #tsp stanley #tspud #stanarrator #stannarrator

[sapphic-bats]

Stanley: I poisoned someone’s coffee, but I completely forgot who’s it was.

Everyone: …

Narrator: Stanley, wait.

Stanley, lifting his mug to his lips: Hm?

Narrator: You’re the only person who drinks coffee.

(Mariella and Curator raise their mugs in silent agreement, showing off the tea that resides within)

Stanley: Oh.

Stanley: WAIT-

(Inspired by that one @mpils image)

#the stanley parable #tsp #tspud #stanley parable #the narrator #tsp stanley #tsp narrator #tsp mariella #tsp curator #stannarrator #stanarrator #if you think about it #very closely #tsp incorrect quotes

[calamk1ttyy]

hey guys new hyperfixation. the stanley parable bbhhhhhwhhbhwghh

rbs r so appreciated plz and thanks meowwww

#tsp fanart #tsp stanley #tsp incorrect quotes #tspud art #tsp #the stanley parable #the narrator #the narrator fanart #tspud #my art #fanart

[homosapiencenter]

Stanley: Man, I forget working in an office is a real job sometimes.

Narrator: Stanley... You WORK in an office.

#incorrect quotes #narrator tsp #stanley tsp #the narrator tsp #tsp meme #tsp narrator #tsp stanley #stanley parable #the stanley parable #the stanley parable incorrect quotes #tsp incorrect quotes

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

who in the stanley parable is this

#the stanley parable #tsp incorrect quotes

[the-redacted-line]

The Narrator: You’re giving me a sticker? Stanley: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!” The Narrator: I’m not a preschooler. Stanley: Fine, I’ll take it back- The Narrator: I earned this, back off! 

#the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp incorrect quotes #i love the premier ost btw #they're love language is putting dumb stickers on the bucket :)

[orangmarkr]

Stanley: Narrator, what came first, the fruit or color orange…?

Narrator: Wh- Stanley it’s fucking 3am.

#tsp #the stanley parable #the stanley parable narrator #the stanley parable stanley #tsp stanley #tsp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the Stanley Parable incorrect quotes #Fucking help me

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: "I could fix him" Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad.

#source: tumblr #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Chell: Truth or dare?

Stanley: Truth.

Chell: How many hours have you slept this week?

Stanley: …Dare.

Chell: GO TO SLEEP!

Stanley: I don't like this game. >:C

#portal #chell #the stanley parable #tsp stanley #portal incorrect quotes #tsp incorrect quotes #Go to bed Stanley #please #incorrect quotes

[cclover953]

Narrator : Stanley, are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?!

Stanley : It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

#the stanley parable #tsp #tsp incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #stannarrator #the narrator #stanley #tsp stanley #i mean #does it taste good at least? #don't hate it before you try it #fypシ #bye 👋

[incorrectquoteslobby]

Narrator: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes Curator: Wow, I've gotta hear this Narrator: I was angry and envious of my neighbour, so I lazily seduced his bucket and ate all his groceries and didn't share Curator: You forgot pride Narrator: No, I'm pretty proud of this

#and he'll do it again #(“neighbour” being stanley btw) #tsp incorrect quotes #the stanley parable incorrect quotes #tsp #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #narrator tsp #tsp the narrator #the narrator tsp #tsp curator #curator tsp #tsp the curator #the curator tsp #you can tag as ship

[mr-e-nigma]

Curator: Why did you give Stanley a knife?

Narrator: He felt unsafe.

Curator: Well, now I feel unsafe.

Narrator: I’m sorry.

Narrator: Would you like a knife?

#Stanley with a knife what havoc will he wreak #this is one of my favorite incorrect quotes #just in general. not for any fandom specifically. #this is just so funny to me #tsp narrator #tsp curator #tsp stanley #the stanley parable #the stanley parable: ultra deluxe #tsp incorrect quotes

[somegaymernerd]

"Stanley scrolled twitter instead of doing his job. Stanley is terminally online."

- The Narrator, probably

#kebs.txt #the stanley parable #incorrect quotes #tsp #tsp incorrect quotes