MC: I've been meaning to ask you something.
Barbatos: Go on.
Barbatos: Only if I concentrate.
MC: Can you read my mind-
MC & Barbatos:…..
MC: Oh, fuck-
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happy birthday levi!!!
bonus
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (31)
Mammon: This is all a moo point... It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.
MC: Have I been living with him too long, or did that all just make sense?
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[At MC's funeral]
Mammon: Look, can I have a moment with them?
Mammon (to MC): Alright, listen fucker. I know you're not actually dead.
MC: *opens eyes* yEAH NO SHIT
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lil warmup doodle i did for the other piece i was working on!
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attention simps i have an idea
SUSSY MC STICKERS
Would anybody be interested in Sussy MC stickers??
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Demon shep
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Most normal interaction in the house of lamentation
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Semester is over which means I get enrichment time :3
.♡
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Female mc visits the gynecologist
Obgyn:so are you sexually active?
Mc: yes
Obgyn: are you on birth control?
Mc: no
Obgyn: *looking at the 7 men that came with her for support 🤨* why?
Mc:....they are all infertile-
(This is written on the basis that demons cannot get humans pregnant btw)
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MC:*Cocking a nerf gun and pointing it at Lucifer*
Lucifer:*Not looking up from his paperwork* Must you?
MC: I Must.
Lucifer: I understand. Fire at will.
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Diavolo, going over [MC]'s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
[MC]: Yes
Diavolo: Okay... may I know what you create
[MC]: Problems.
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Obey me: Incorrect quotes (32)
MC pressuring Lucifer to talk about Belphie: Oh, come on, Lucifer, just take off your shirt and tell us.
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[Solomon and Barbatos fighting]
Lucifer: Stop fighting! Violence never solves anything!
MC, encouragingly: STAB HIM, BITCH!
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sketches of my obey me mc/sona, mai!
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Barbatos knows
Cw: afab!mc, pregnancy, mc x demon brothers (not all at once, just any one of them apply)
Imagine since Barbatos can see into the future he probably knows before anyone else that mc is pregnant with one of the demon brothers' kid. So he's stopping by the house of lamentation more keeping his eye on them. Also him fussing at the brothers when seeing mc work because "surely you're capable enough to clean this yourself, why make mc do it for you?" And everyone's just confused because normally he trusts mc more to do the work, even if it isn't an unfair statement.
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