Max, to Charles: I just think it’s romantic to be possessive over someone’s death. No one gets to kill you but me. I want to hold you as you die. Your last breath should mingle with mine. I want your blood on my hands because I’m the one that spilled it.
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*Lance is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room*
Lance, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?!
Pierre, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand!
Lance: And Alex didn’t stop you?!
Pierre, pointing at a sleeping Alex: He has been asleep for the past three hours.
Esteban, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys-
Esteban, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?!
Lance, pointing at Pierre: He threw the remote onto the TV stand.
Esteban: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday!
Alex, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out?
Alex, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! PIERRE, I TOLD YOU NOT TO!
Pierre: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it!
Lance and Esteban, in unison: But you broke the-
Pierre: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*
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Max: I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck.
Max: Only Charles can know it however.
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A silly lil meme I made .
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Max "dont mention how good charles did in the cool down room" challenge level impossible
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