I feel like, as a fandom, we don't talk enough about the fact that Aziraphale and Crowley bragged about having "an army of secret agents" and it's THE SAME old man, scamming them both to buy condensed milk.
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okay so yj spoilers ahead
in case yall don’t know, the episode where shauna munches jackie’s ear is named “friends, romans, countrymen.”
that name is a quote from julius caesar, a shakespeare play.
and the end of that quote is, “friends, romans, countrymen, lend me an ear.”
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Angeal’s comfort food: A warm bowl of corn meal
Genesis’s comfort food: A warm bowl of tomato soup
Sephiroth’s comfort food: A warm bowl of cheddar mac and cheese
Zack’s comfort food: A stick of butter with sprinkles
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HELLO SPIDER-MAN COMICBLR
it has come to my attention that trixie mattel, of RuPaul's Drag Race etc fame, made a fucking tweet about PARKSBORN
that's right guys, peter parker and harry osborn (e? typo)
this is 100% real, google "trixie mattel twitter" if you don't believe me
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fae!steve who, practically the moment he learns what he can do, sets up a trap curse for his parents. if they ever kick him out and disown him, then the second he exits their threshold he'll take all their luck with him. he'd feel bad about cursing his parents, but the point of a trap curse is that it doesn't activate unless the targets of the curse do something to meet its requirements. if his parents were just good people, good parents, then nothing bad will ever happen to them.
but they really can't seem to help themselves. steve guesses he saw this coming.
he tells eddie about it, when eddie comes to pick him and his one allowed box of clothes and shit from the harrington house. eddie'd offered to curse them, 'might as well make good on my whole evil satanist reputation', but steve told him he already had it covered. told him about the trap. he's never seen eddie look so proud and so sad at the same time.
and sure enough, all good luck leaves the harrington household when steve does. a random irs check reveals harrington sr's years of tax fraud, and his business goes bankrupt trying to pay the fines. someone leaks pictures of one of mrs harringtons senior aides on a drug filled bender in the city, ruining both her campaigns squeaky clean image and her chances at reelection in the fall. several of mr harringtons former secretaries sue for sexual harassment, while seemingly every other woman he's ever come in contact with simultaneously sues for child support.
and steve just watches. he's happy now, living with eddie in a small apartment with their cat and the various small woodland creatures eddie keeps trying to sneak in (so far steve's had to kick out three raccoons, a possum, a skunk, two bats, and a coyote. they've all been very understanding when he's explained the situation to them but eddie still acts like a kicked puppy every time he does it). eddie keeps a little shoebox under their bed with newspaper clippings of every terrible thing to befall the mighty harringtons, says it's in case steve ever wants the reminder that he got one over on them in the end. a reminder that steve's happy and they're not.
steve doesn't need it. he feels it, every time the curse does something to them, something clicking in his chest like one of those alarm clocks with the flaps that flip over from one minute to the next. he wonders if it'll ever feel like too much. if he'll ever think they've been punished enough. they've had a rough couple years, it's sort of only a matter of time before something happens that's unlucky enough to injure or kill them.
steve thinks if he was human, maybe he'd care. maybe he'd look at that shoebox with the guilt eddie seems to be half-expecting every time he brings it out. but he's not, so he doesn't. he set the trap, but his 'parents' are the ones who sprung it.
they really should have known better than to cross a changeling.
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My favorite fanfic trope is when Will is talking to a girl or whatever and Mike is like all annoyed at it so he asks for her name but forgets it right away and throughout the fic it's just like vague variations of the name starting with the same letter while he shit talks her in his mind
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I don't know why but this made me remember the scene where Cale finds out Choi Han got CJS memories and now knows that he's KRS and starts stressing and fearing for his life in the middle of the battle🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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