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theangelshavethephonebox · 2 years

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Brax: so you just... Ran away? You just left?

The Doctor: I think you're just jealous you didn't think of it sooner.

Brax: I am! I'm not even trying to hide it!

#doctor who incorrect quotes #doctor who #dr who #superstore #superstore incorrect quotes #irving braxiatel #the icicle #braxiatel

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zaine-m · 2 years

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Dina: I just ended a 2 year relationship

Jonah: wow, are you okay?

Dina: Oh, it wasn't my relationship

Sandra *crying in the background*

#superstore #dina fox #superstore incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 5 months

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Diana: Clark, what was it you were complaining about yesterday? Remember?

Clark: Yeah. Why are our villains so ugly?

Bruce: No, how the Justice League keeps us under forty hours so they don’t have to give us benefits?

Clark: Oh, right, yeah. That sucks too.

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incorrectstarwarsquotess · 5 months

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Anakin, on his communication device: Come on, what would you do if you were me?

Obi-Wan: If I was you, I would’ve killed myself years ago.

Anakin:

Anakin, tearing up: *voice cracking* Why do you even bother calling-

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incorrect-bridgerton-family · 1 month

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Eloise, holding a crying Auggie at arms length: Hey, listen to me. You’re out of control, okay?

Eloise: You’re a baby. Your life is not that hard.

*Auggie cries louder*

Eloise: YOU’RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF!!!

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bellabrady · 2 months

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Buck: Look, Eddie is not my soulmate, okay? Yes, fine, when he first started at the 118, years ago, I had a liiiittle crush on Eddie. There, I said it, okay? Are you happy?

Eddie: Exactly! And at one point I had a crush on Buck and that's all in the past!

Buck: Exactly! Wait...what did you- when did you...?

Eddie:

Buck: Yeah, no, nevermind, doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Because if- even if we...because it...with the timing and everything, it's-

Chimney: *gasps* He didn't know!

Ravi: Do you still love each other??

Buck: Wh- what? No!

Eddie: No! We've never- we...we've moved on!

Buck: Uh-huh. Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. And....you know...and it...it- anyway, it doesn't matter, because we've all...you know. And besides, you know, I'm with- I'm...I'm with, um-

Tommy: Tommy.

Buck: I'm with Tommy! Yeah, no, I know your name. Obviously!

Chimney: Eddie didn't know that Buck didn't know! And now Buck knows that Eddie knows-

Marisol: We fucking get it, Chimney.

#this superstore scene lives in my head rent free #evan buckley #911 fox #eddie diaz #buddie #oliver stark #incorrect 911 quotes #9-1-1 #abc #ravi panikkar #howard howie chimney han

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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Tommy: Your husband Alfie’s a lunatic, Arthur and I both agree.

You: You do?

Arthur: No, uh-uh, I did never call him a lunatic!

Tommy: Sorry, I think I’m the one who called him a lunatic.

Tommy: Arthur called him a clown.

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doctorwhoincorrectquotes · 4 months

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Clara: Are we gonna stand around and just point fingers or are you gonna help me fix this?

12: I was thinking we could point fingers for a few more minutes.

#doctor who #incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #source: superstore #clara oswald #12th doctor #whouffaldi #doctor x clara #peter capaldi #Jenna Coleman

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i-only-see-daylight · 2 months

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Manon: Elide, your husband, Lorcan, is a loser, Aelin and I both agree.

Elide: You do?

Aelin: No, uh-uh, I never called him a loser!

Manon: Sorry, I’m the one who called him a loser. Manon: Aelin called him a clown.

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blingblong55 · 2 months

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Can we vote?-141

Asian-American!reader

reader has been complaining about the upcoming American elections, and is annoyed that asians can't vote

A/N: superstore reference...

Price: and with tensions rising in America about the elections, this mission will be hard

Gaz: hey, we've got our own American 'ere maybe they can give us an insight

R/N: oh I can't...

Soap: why not?

R/N: I wish Asians were allowed to vote..

Kate: what?

R/N: I really don't get the whole basement thing--

Ghost: hold on-- wait a second.

Price: what are you talking about?

R/N: yeah I know it's a democracy. One person, one vote-- oh, unless you're Asian American, tell me why that is?

Kate: I don't know that I can

Gaz: are you-- R/N, you're an American citizen, right?

R/N: just 'cause im asian, I can't be a citizen?

Ghost: not what he meant, mate

Kate: occasionally, parents bring their kids into the country illegally, and then, they don't even tell them that they're undocumented

R/N: well, that's not me, I have the documents. I went to the green card store personally

Soap: the what store?

R/N: yeah, they sell knockoff bags, bootleg Spiderman DVD's

Kate:...sweetheart...I don't think that's right...

-cuts to R/N calling their grandma--

R/N: Grandma, naalala mo ba 'yong binili natin dati para sa 'kin?(Grandma, do you remember the one we bought for you before?)

R/N: So 'yong green card na 'yon, counterfeit?(So that green card, counterfeit?)

R/N: So, ibig sabihin hindi ako American citizen? (So, does that mean I'm not an American citizen?)

R/N: At pureed na nating panoorin ang spider man legally sa Netflix? (And can we watch spider man legally on Netflix?)

R/N: well I'm fucked....

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wisefoxluminary · 10 months

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Ken: Wait, how did you know Allan and I were dating?

Ken 1#: You just seem really happy for the first time in a while.

Ken: Aww, Ken-

Ken 1#: I'm playing dude. I saw you guys making out last week. Congratulations though!

#barbie #ken #allan barbie #ken x allan #ryan gosling #kingsley ben adir #michael cera #ken 1 is such a bro #barbie 2023 #barbie incorrect quotes #source: superstore

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the-black-bulls · 1 month

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Asta, hyping up the squad to exercise more: Getting 10,000 steps a day reduces stress, it lowers your blood pressure and increases your lifespan!

Gauche: Yeah, I don't care. I don't plan on living past 30 anyway.

Noelle: 30? You're, um, you're under 30?

Gauche: What?

Noelle: Nothing. Wow. [to Asta] I'm in, I don't want to look older than my age in my twenties.

Gauche: What?

Noelle: Nothing, nothing.

#black clover #asta black clover #gauche adlai #noelle silva #black clover incorrect quotes #source: superstore #asta #gauche #noelle #the black bulls #100

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waterfire1848 · 27 days

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Vaggie: I say this with love. It's crazy you haven't been murdered yet. Charlie: I know.

#incorrect quotes #source: superstore #vaggie #charlie #chaggie

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sodamnbored · 2 months

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When things go wrong on a quest:

Frank, anxious: Oh we are so fucked. Do you hear sirens? I hear sirens.

Leo: Yeah. Mortals, man. They’ve always got the cops on speed dial.

Frank: You’ve been to prison right?

Leo: Well, the wilderness school wasn’t exactly prison, but sure. I know the general idea.

Frank: So how do you think a guy like me would do in prison?

Leo, appraisingly: Baby face. Kind eyes. Soft skin. Cute tummy.

Leo, solemnly: You’d be very popular.

Frank, relaxing: Oh. That’s good.

Leo: No, that’s very bad.

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uncorrectintamed · 5 months

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Nie Huaisang: When I'm mad, I just push it down real deep and then sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night panicked and sweaty for no reason.

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #nie huaisang #incorrect quotes #source: superstore

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angelofthenight · 5 months

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Vance: We're not leaving this room till we figure out this whole will they, won't they, Kermit and Miss Piggy thing we got going on.

You: Wait, sorry, am I Kermit or…

Vance: Yeah, 'cause you're smart with skinny legs and I'm Miss Piggy because I'm a star.

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