i feel like everyone's really glossing over the fact that allan canonically killed someone. there is a doll IN CANON with a kill count. i love him
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Some things about Allan:
He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
He also declares himself as “Ken's buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
He knows what NSYNC is
He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
There are no other Allan models
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i imagine the kens sleep in a big pile like a bunch of ferrets. also allan is there
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laughed soooo hard while making this
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The whole Barbie movie I was just saying
“Oh Allan’s such a malewife!”
“Such a cute silly guy”
“He’s adorable,he’s my favorite”
And then I saw him beat the fuck outta all those construction kens and I went fucking nuts for that man
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being a lone allan supporter before the movie even came out and now seeing people watch barbie and posting about him is wild man i was shouting into the void and now the void is shouting back
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look at him go 😭😭😭 allannn 🫶🫶💞💞😭😭
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"there's only one allan" sounds so ominous and threatening as if they are saying "you only get one, if you break him go fuck yourself" or like "he's the only one left after the... incident"
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I saw Barbie and Oppenheimer on the same day this weekend. Pretty good movies.
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he is the guy of all time, immediate fave the second I saw him onscreen
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"not all men" you're right, he would never
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