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book-place-incorrect-quotes · 7 months

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Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*

Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Everyone: *stops talking and stares*

Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’

Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’

Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?

Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

John: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment

Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!

Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’

Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!

Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-

Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you

Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:

Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that

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peaky-f0cking-blinders · 1 year

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Polly, at Tommy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.

Everyone: Of course *Leaves*

Polly, leaning over Tommy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Tommy: Yeah, no shit.

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moneypriestess · 1 year

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*Arthur Finn and John standing in front of a burning building*

Arthur: "i think....were all kind of idiots"

Finn: "OH YOU THINK?!"

Y/N: "i feel the spirit of fried chicken"

Tommy: "what the fuck"

Tommy *looking at Grace*: "whenever I look into your eyes I see something beautiful"

Grace: "really?" 😍

Tommy: "yeah my reflection"

Grace: :,(

Tommy: *comes home covered in blood but also the new fit u got him*

Y/n: "oh snap girl I think you dropped something, my jaw"

Tommy: "what"

Y/n: "polls how much maple syrup do I need to drink before I can feel my blood"

Polly: *reading the newspaper*

Y/N:

Polly:

Y/N

Polly:

Polly: "1 and a half gallons"

Michael: "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT"

Polly: "I've done some things that I'm not proud of"

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anonymooseforever007 · 1 year

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*Y/N peacefully eating and organised plate of food at the dinner table, ignoring Michael's attempts to get attention because he was an ass yesterday.*

Michael: Y/N? *he is ignored* Micahel: Hey Y/N?

Michael *moves closer* : I'm gonna be a nice brother about it one more time. Y/nnnnn!!

*Y/N still ignoring him*

Michael *sighing and raising fork*: Alright, you brought this upon yourself....

*Michael sticks his fork on Y/N's plate and mixed around all the food making everything touch*

Y/N *Furiously standing up*: YOU whoreless syphilitic goat fuck! I will shred your ability to continue this family line!!!

Michael *Offended*: Oi! I can absolutely get a whore! And don't call me a goat fucker!

Y/N *smugly*: I didn't call you a goat fucker, I called you a goat FUCK, because the goat is fucking YOU!.... moron.

Michael: Oh why don't yo-

Y/N interrupting: Baaa!

Michael: Re-

Y/N: BAAAAAAAA

Michael: That's not sheep sound not go-

Y/N *totally ignoring him* : BAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

*Michael shoving his hand over Y/N's mouth to stop it all*

Michael: ....

Y/N: .....

Michael *Slowly taking of his hand*: Are you gonna st-

Y/N *staring direcly in Michael's eyes*: Ba Ba Goat Fuck! *Y/N Mushes Potatoes in his face and runs away, as Michael chases after*

.....

*Polly sitting at the table still eating her food, pretending they are someone else's spawn*

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noah-shin · 1 year

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Okay, listen

Just imagine one day Finn was walking when he saw yn in the streets. He was very mesmerized by her .... beauty and went to walk at the same time from that day. Everyday he saw her roaming there. So one he gathered his courage and actually talked to her. Yn gave him her address, wrote something in a paper and gave it to him and went away. Now Finn is in trouble cz he can't fucking read!!!! And he doesn't want his bro's to know about her either.

So he actually got everything but still got nothing

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bonniesgoldengirl · 2 years

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Polly, about to go out with Aberama: How do I look?

Ada: Like a widow in mourning

Polly: Perfect! He'll know I'm available

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ryuzakemo128 · 2 years

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Incorrect Quotes - Peaky Blinders au (Part One)

Characters used: Alfie Solomons, Thomas Shelby. Plus Red (Female Reader)

(Part One / Part Two / Part Three / Part Four / Part Five / Part Six / Part Seven / Part Eight / Part Nine / Part Ten )

(Divider by this person here )

Red: Hi. Alfie: Hey, did you do what I said? Did you tell him? Red: I did. Alfie: And what did he say? Red: “Thank you.” Alfie: You’re totally welcome. What’d he say? Red: He said, “Thank you.” I said “I love you” and Thomas said, “Thank you.”

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Thomas: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box. Alfie: Did Red say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'? Thomas: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

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Red: Thank you all for coming. Thomas, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here. Red: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck A Task Force". Alfie: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way.

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Red: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Thomas: Apparently, we're not.

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Thomas, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks. Red: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Red: Thomas, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee! Thomas: Rebuke? Is that a word? Red: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions! Thomas: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

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Thomas: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Red: Maybe we would, if you would STOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

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Red: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Thomas: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

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Thomas: I am an expert at identifying birds. Red: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Thomas: Yeah, they're all birds.

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Red, dramatically: They called me a fool. Thomas, sick of Red's shit: They weren’t wrong.

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Thomas, texting Red: I’m a theif. Red: Thief. Thomas: Theif. Red: I before E except after C. Thomas: Thceif. Red: NO.

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Thomas: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch. Red: What changed your mind? Thomas: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

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Red: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SHIT! Thomas: ...

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Red: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Thomas: Which one? I can't do both.

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Red: Thomas, fuck off. Red: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

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Thomas: *is visibly upset* Red: Thomas, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out Candyland wasn't an actual country.

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Thomas: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Red: But don't you hate yourself. Thomas: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

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Red: Can I have some? Thomas, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.

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Thomas: Red... you've been cuddling with me for over an hour now. Red: *muffled* mm hmmm :) Thomas: Fuck. I should be annoyed but you're adorable.

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Thomas: Uptown Funk would've made it into the Shrek Soundtrack. Red: That's the truest statement I've ever heard.

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Thomas: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Red, are a fucking cactus.

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Red: Hey Thomas, can you give me the opposite of these words? Red: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Thomas: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Thomas: The fucking satisfaction.

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Thomas: What happened?! Red: Do you want the long version or the short version? Thomas: Sh-short?? Red: Shit's fucked. Thomas: Okay, long. Red: Shit's very fucked.

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Red: Hey, Thomas. What kind of flowers do you prefer? Thomas: I like sunflowers. Red, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

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Thomas: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it. Red: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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Thomas: The saying “it is better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission” no longer applies to Red.

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Red: Thomas, you love me, right? Thomas: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

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Thomas: What happened to your nose? Red: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Thomas: Hey. Red: Hey? Thomas: I can't sleep. :/ Red: I can. Goodnight

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Thomas: Hold on, I can explain! Red: Really? Can you now? Thomas: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

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Thomas, after getting a job as a life guard: Hmm... I wonder what those things at the bottom of the pool are.. Red: THOSE ARE PEOPLE DROWNING!

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Thomas: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie* Red: You can't just skip to the happy ending! Thomas: I don't have time for their problems.

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Red: Why are you always trying to aggravate me? Thomas: To relax.

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Thomas: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED! Thomas: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY! Red: Thomas just threw a tantrum about a chair. Red: I just won Thomas Tantrum Bingo.

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Thomas: My life is a mess. Red: Thomas relax, go get a beer. Thomas: I don’t want a beer. Red Who said it was for you?

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Thomas: A decision had to be made. Red: And you fucked it up!

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Thomas: Though I admit I don’t know much about you, I am feeling pretty confident in my assessment that you are probably some sort of sick deadly fuck. Red: Who told you my secret?

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Thomas: You’re mean! Red: You’re meaner! Thomas: Yeah, well, you’re ugly too! Red: You’re uglier! Thomas: You’re a dumbass! Red: You’re a dumberass! Thomas: You think “dumberass” is a good insult!

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Thomas: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Red: There are no books in prison. Thomas: *sighs* Thank you.

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Thomas: Are you drinking enough water? Red: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Red: Thomas, you need to react when people cry! Thomas: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Thomas: I think this might be a bad idea... Red: Don't start thinking on me now!

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Red: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it. Thomas: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out. Red: Th-that's not how that works-

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angelofthenight · 1 year

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Tommy: Your husband Alfie’s a lunatic, Arthur and I both agree.

You: You do?

Arthur: No, uh-uh, I did never call him a lunatic!

Tommy: Sorry, I think I’m the one who called him a lunatic.

Tommy: Arthur called him a clown.

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moneypriestess · 1 year

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tommy : “Are you trying to seduce me?”

Y/N: “Why, are you seducible?”

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finn: “Hey, tommy ? Can I get some dating advice?”

tommy : “Just because I'm with Y/N doesn't mean I know how I did it.”

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tommy : “What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?”

finn: “It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.”

Y/N: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

tommy : *shoots it*

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*tommy is laying on the floor with their eyes closed*

finn: “ey, are they sleeping or dead?”

Y/N: “Hopefully dead, I hated them.”

finn: ”Yeah, me too.”

tommy , sitting up: “First of all, fuck you guys.”

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finn: “Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!”

Y/N: “Bet you I can!”

polly: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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finn: “The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.”

Y/N: “Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.”

tommy : ”YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!”

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anonymooseforever007 · 1 year

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*Luca showing up for a meeting because Tommy wants him to marry Y/N and a pissed off Y/N insults him.*

Luca: Who do you who I am?

Y/N: A man who thinks finger paintings are scary.

Luca: Excuse you?

Y/N: What, were you helping "mommy" with her school lesson plan, making hand turkeys one day, and decide "Ohh THUMBS, terrifying!"

Luca: How dare you! Why I'll...

Y/N: What send me finger painting?!!

Luca *eye twitching*: ......

Tommy *regrets recent life choices*

Alfie *hiding in the back so fucking proud*

Y/N *undeterred* : Can it be pink and sparkling? Or maybe red like the blood that'll be coming from your chest when I stab you at the alter because if you think I'm gon...*muffled noises as Arthur covers Y/N's mouth and drags away*

Everyone Left Behind: ........

John: Well that escalated...

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