#source: young sheldon

[vivianthepigeon]

Tim: “I need to tell you something”

Bruce: “What did you do??”

Tim: “when Alfred was doing our taxes he noticed a missing check”

Bruce: “what did you do???”

Tim: “Before I answer do you trust me enough to understand that it was for a good reason and just leave it at that?”

Bruce: “What. Did. You. Do.”

Tim: “it’s all Jason’s fault! He is a BAD person, I’ve been telling you for years!”

—————

Bruce to Jason: “WHAT DID YOU DO?”

Jason: “okay now before I answer that-“

Bruce: “just tell me whatcha did”

Jason: “I got a DUI”

Bruce: “Jason!”

Jason: “it’s not as bad as it sounds”

Bruce: “How is driving drunk not bad???”

Jason: “I wasn’t exactly driving”

Bruce: “I don’t follow.”

Jason: “I was at the bar with Damian and I had a few”

Bruce: “DAMIAN?!”

—————

Damian: “With God as my witness I’ve never been to that bar in my life.”

Jason: “He knows.”

Damian: “Oh I’ve been there a bunch”

#source: young sheldon #incorrect batfamily quotes #doesn’t completely fit them but it’s still silly #batfam #dc hcs #batfamily #excuse my grammar #batmansagooddad #dc universe #batdad #batman and robin #bruce wayne #incorrect dc quotes #dc fanon #jason todd #jason todd wayne #tim drake #tim drake wayne #damian wayne al ghul #damian wayne #red hood #red robin #dc robin #robin damian #batbros #batsiblings #batbrats #nightwing #dc orphan #dc batfam

[batfamgalore]

Jason: You’re gonna believe Catwoman over your own brother?

Dick: Well one of you called me super smart and the other one is yelling at me right now.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #incorrect dc quotes #nightwing #incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #red hood #source: young sheldon

[dead-sane-stuff]

Batsis: you guys, I just bumped into Damian's Mom on the way over here.

Damian: WHAT!? Are you Insane?

Batsis: nah, Bruce had me tested.

#damian wayne x reader #incorrect batsibling quotes #dc universe #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #damian wayne x sister!reader #damian wayne x batsis #batsis x batfam #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batsis #source: young sheldon #incorrect batfamily #batfam x batsis #batfamily x batsis #talia al ghul x reader #talia and damian #damian wayne x gn!reader #damian al ghul x reader #batfamily x reader

[minimarvelh]

*Avengers meeting*

*Peter, bursting into the room*

Tony: kid, how-

Steve: you late

Tony: Steve, shut the f-

Peter: I kNoW I Am lAtE, thank you so much. My training wheels broke.

Steve *confused* training wheels?

Peter: yes, STEVE!! My training wheels. I have training wheels like a child! I also have a job like an adult. I aM a vErY cOmPlIcAtEd pErSoN.

#source: young sheldon #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #spiderman #irondad spiderson #mcu marvel avengers #marvel

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai, about Mikey: It's my only brother's birthday!

Leo, Raph & Donnie: Excuse me??

Karai: Fine. It's my FAVORITE brother's birthday!

Leo, Raph & Donnie: Better.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: young sheldon #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #karai #michelangelo #leonardo #donatello #raphael

[raphael-angele]

Tummy Ache

Nico: *gets a tummy ache and raises his hand* Chiron: Yes, Mr. di Angelo? Nico: I have a tummy ache, I'd like to see the doctor. Octavian: A tummy ache? Nico: Yes, OcTavian. I have a tummy and it aches, ergo, tummy ache Octavian: Ergo? Nico: It's latin, OcTavian.

#pjo #percy jackson #incorrect quotes #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo incorrect quotes #nico di angelo #solangelo #pjo octavian #ceasar augustus #chiron #chiron pjo #young sheldon #source: young sheldon

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: I’m looking after Nate.

Yelena: Where is he?

Kate: I didn’t say I was doing a good job.

#source: young sheldon #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #nathaniel barton #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[pooks]

Charlie: Oh no, we're going to jail! Percy: Bill's going to jail. I'm saying I was kidnapped. Charlie: That's a good plan. You and I were kidnapped. Bill: If I'm going to jail, we're all going to jail!

#disaster older siblings

#incorrect hp quotes #source: young sheldon #bill weasley #charlie weasley #percy weasley #hogwarts mystery #this is why “jail” exists on the clock #bill charlie and percy were DISASTERS together in school #mcgonagall: your sons were involved with the cursed vaults- #mrs weasley: omg not AGAIN #bill and charlie were involved with the cursed vaults cause they wanted to #percy was just nosy af and decided they needed his brains for this

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

KID: Are you trying to manipulate me?

Conan: Hey, being small and petty is fun.

#dcmk #magic kaito #kaishin #kaito kid #edogawa conan #incorrect dcmk #incorrect quotes #source: young sheldon

[funkylittlebidiot]

Rhodey: what's got the 9yo so pissy?

Tony: We won't allow Harley into the lab.

Rhodey: Okay... Tony: he's trying to help NASA land on Mars. Rhodey:

Tony, rolling his eyes: he's just doing it out of spite

Stephen: Usually we'd encourage that kind of behavior but he's getting whiny about it

#ironstrange #harley keener #tony stark #stephen strange #doctor strange #iron man #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes #rhodey #james rhodes #source: young sheldon

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: You’re really going to believe Richie over your own brother?

Georgie: Well one of you called me super smart and the other one is yelling at me right now

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #richie tozier #george denbrough #georgie denbrough #denbrough brothers #source: young sheldon

[m0nsterqzzz]

kate: let's try a different approach. can I give you a hug?

yelena: im having a emotional crisis Kate bishop. you can't fix that with hugs!

kate: right. sorry

kate: ......you wanna go get pizza?

yelena: *continues to angrily stare out the car window with her arms crossed and a frown* of course I want to go get pizza!

#source: young sheldon #inccorect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #kate bishop #yelena belova

[unicornblossom13]

Luffy: This is your chance to be the bigger person.

Mihawk: I don’t want to be the bigger person. I’ll be the small, petty person. It’s much more fun.

#one piece #incorrect one piece quotes #monkey d luffy #luffy #one piece luffy #dracule mihawk #mihawk #hawkeye mihawk #one piece mihawk #source: young sheldon

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Paarthurnax: This is your chance to be the bigger person.

Last Dragonborn: I don't want to be the bigger person. I'll be the small petty person. That's way more fun.

#but daaaaaaad #let me be petty and feral #paarthurnax #dragons #the throat of the world #dovahkiin #oc: aurora orianus #oc: leara roseblade #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: young sheldon #last dragonborn

[incorrectuksies]

jack, running towards crutchie with his hand in the air: ...she did she did she did she did shE DID SHE DID IT, CRUTCHIE! SHE HELD MY HAND! KATHERINE HELD MY HAND!!!

crutchie: i'm so happy for you! high five!

jack: DON'T TOUCH IT.

#jack kelly #crutchie morris #katherine plumber #jatherine #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: young sheldon

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Okay, in my defense-

Donnie: You have no defense! You’re an idiot!

Casey: That was a big part of my defense.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: young sheldon #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #casey jones