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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 months

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No, no, you misunderstood me. The best trope isn't the villain gets the girl, the best trope is the girl gets the villain.

The Last Dragonborn, after getting Miraak from Apocrypha, probably

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omegatheimmortaldragonborn · 2 months

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Imagine if Balgruuf was sat next to the Dragonborn during season unending, how fucking chaotic that'd be 😭

Sat there giggling like fucking kids taking the piss out of Ulfric, Elenwen, and Tullius bickering under their breaths

Legate and Galmar side-eyeing them constantly

The witty come backs they'd conjure up too omgg

Why didn't we get this 😭😭🙏🙏🙏

#skyrim #balgruuf the greater #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #season unending #ulfric stormcloak #general tullius #elenwen #legate rikke #galmar stone fist

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ask-orkiindah · 9 months

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Odahviing: The floor is lava!

Casthia: *helps Durnehviir onto the counter*

Sun Spots: *kicks Alduin off the sofa*

Miraak: *lays on the floor*

Odahviing: ...Are you okay?

Miraak: No.

#felix made a post #incorrect skyrim quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #last dragonborn #(s)#miraak #alduin #durnehviir #odahviing #I'd add Paarty-Snax but the generator only goes to 6 #Casthia #Sun Spots

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boethiahsboytoy · 4 months

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Lord Boethiah, to anyone: I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.

#tesblr #boethiah #incorrect elder scrolls #i'm miraak and you're watching disney channel #Mephala on the other hand--

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thequeenofthieves · 5 months

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*One day at the Retching Netch.*

Teldryn, to Ralis: Why does the Dragonborn call you 'babygirl?'

#ralis sedarys #the elder scrolls #skyrim #dunmer #incorrect elder scrolls #teldryn sero

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cheeseandstrawberrytartlover · 6 months

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Sheogorath: "You cannot be angry at me. I'm Baby."

Vanus Galerion: "You just murdered an entire group of people."

Sheogorath: "But I did it babily :3"

Vanus Galerion: " (-_-) "

#incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect elder scrolls online #eso #vanus galerion #sheogorath

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 1 month

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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.

Akatosh, often, definitely

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 months

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Hermaeus Mora: Hold your horses.

Miraak: I don't have any horses.

Hermaeus Mora: It means calm down.

Miraak: I can't. My horses are gone.

#hermaeus mora #daedric princes #apocrypha #miraak #first dragonborn #dovahkiin #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: twitter

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 months

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I’m not gullible enough to be lured into a cult but I am nosy enough.

The Last Dragonborn, probably

#for real #last dragonborn #dovahkiin #oc: aurora orianus #oc: leara roseblade #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: twitter

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 8 months

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Hermaeus Mora: "Cosmic horror" this, "cosmic horror" that. What about cosmic romance? What if the otherworldly being beyond your comprehension has a crush on you?

Last Dragonborn: I am once again asking you to stop trying to take possession of my soul.

#she's just not that into you herm best let it go #hermaeus mora #daedric princes #Apocrypha #Dovahkiin #oc: leara roseblade #oc: aurora orianus #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr #last dragonborn

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 6 months

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Cicero: *speaking aloud* *writing in glitter gel* Dear Diary. I am losing my sense of humanity. Love, Cicero. X. X. X.

#humanity sanity dignity the whole shebang #cicero #dark brotherhood #dawnstar #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #tes #the elder scrolls #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: tumblr

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 3 months

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Hermaeus Mora, about Miraak: He would die for me.

Last Dragonborn: Yeah, but he would live for me, so who's really winning?

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 3 months

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The Last Dragonborn, rolling up to High Hrothgar to negotiate peace between Ulfric Stormcloak and General Tullius during Season Unending: Why are threesomes only for sex? Why can’t I join a couple’s argument if I want to?