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itsagentromanoff · 3 months

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Tony: So you’re having a midlife crisis?

Steve: I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.

#original: supernatural #robert downey jr #chris evans #tony stark #steve rogers #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #sassy steve rogers #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

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writeyourdarlings · 23 days

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catws steve

#incorrect quote bc why not😆#anyways have some cute and sassy steve😌#steve rogers fanart #novembersippedaway #steve rogers #catws

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ljlokijinx · 25 days

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Steve, after Peter revealed his identity: You're telling me, I almost killed a FIFTEEN year old?!

Peter: Don't give yourself the credit honey, if that was you almost killing me, then i've already died thrice.

#avengers #avengers funny #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #peter parker #spiderman #sassy peter parker #steve rogers #captain america #post civil war

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oh-my-damn · 1 year

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Philosophy 101

Pairing: Jock!Steve Rogers x Sassy!Tutor!Reader

Status: Coming soon!

Summary: You've always been the smart girl. Be it in school or in life, but especially when it came to boys. You always steered clear of them, knowing they were nothing but trouble. Until a blue-eyed, muscular blonde turns your life upside down, and makes you question everything you thought you knew.

Word count: TBD

Warnings: Fluff, angst and smut (detailed warnings to be updated once the fic is posted)

The beautiful header is by my sweet bestie @justconfettiandsomeddew <3

The beautiful divider is by @firefly-graphics

SNEAK PEEK OF UPCOMING FIC UNDER THE CUT

You spent two hours tutoring Steve in the library until it was time for your morning class. For some inexplicable reason, it was like time flew by, and you didn't even realize it was time to leave before you noticed people filtering out of the library.

Steve had progressed tremendously even in the short span of two hours, and you had to give it to Professor Adler – he was right.

Steve wasn't an idiot, far from it actually, but you suspected he had a hard time prioritizing. You got the sense that his main concern was football, and you couldn't fault him for that, knowing that's the case for a lot of the guys at your school.

Steve is reading through a paragraph when you notice the time, making you gently whisper, "I think we need to wrap it up, class is starting soon."

His head lifts in surprise, his face turning towards you, "It is? What time is it?"

You inhale quietly when he turns to face you, those baby blues practically inches from your face as you sit next to him. Steve is beautiful in a different way than the usual jocks around here; he is clean-shaven, his features had an innocence to them while simultaneously being devastatingly manly and handsome.

It was hard to describe it, really, and it made you a bit enamored with him. You'd caught yourself watching him for the past two hours, subtly of course, to ensure he wouldn't notice. You'd had to hide your smile when you noticed the dent in his nose, disrupting the straight line of it, undoubtedly from a football injury.

You'd also caught yourself staring at his long lashes, fluttering and touching his cheek whenever he blinked. They were thick, too, such wasted potential on a guy who would never understand what a blessing they are.

You noticed the small beauty marks on his skin; littered across his face, down his neck, branding him in a delicate way. Part of you wanted to trace them, run your fingers over his skin to feel whether it would be as soft as it looked.

Even his blonde hair, unkempt and mussed up as it was, made you yearn to run your fingers through it. His expressive eyebrows, his high cheekbones, his sharp jawline; staring at Steve was undoubtedly more interesting than studying – he was like a work of art, so effortlessly gorgeous, you weren't even sure he realized.

Of course he does. A guy like that knows how hot he is. You can tell by the way his large biceps are visible even through the lumpy fabric of his hoodie, his thick thighs not well hidden by his sweats. He was built, tall, muscular; a handsome football player, of course he realizes how gorgeous he is.

You offer him a small smile, glancing toward the clock on your laptop, "It's 9.10. We have class at 9.30. And I need to get something to eat before, I think, or I don't know if I'll make it through."

Steve lets out a chuckle at your words, and the melodic sound warms your veins in a comforting way. He's got a great laugh, of course he would, that beautiful bastard.

"You have a point, getting through Professor Adler's class on an empty stomach is near impossible."

You nod, mirroring his chuckle, "Yeah, exactly. But we made great progress today, you'll be just fine for the test, Steve. You're all good." You smile as you get up from your seat to gather your things, and Steve watches you for a moment before he blurts out, "Oh, uh, I don't know, I think I need a little more tutoring, just-"

You shake your head as you chuckle, "No, really Steve, I think you'll be alright for the test. You know this stuff, you just need to be confident about it."

Steve frowns as he watches you pack your books in your bag, glancing down at the textbook in front of him. He hadn't even realized that two hours had passed, it was like being in a different world this entire time.

He's noticed you before, more times than he can count. Not just because you were the smartest girl in class, and constantly had your hand up, but also because you were strikingly beautiful, in an understated way that made him curious to know more about you.

He wasn't sure if you even realized how pretty you were, he had a suspicion you didn't, or that, even if you did, you simply didn't care.

And that was fascinating to Steve. It had been from the very moment he first saw you in freshman year.

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kalee60 · 7 months

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My latest AU fic is finally up - my twist on royalty!

Title: made you look

Rating: E

Tags: Alternate Universe - Royalty, Guards, Pining, Sassy Bucky, explicit sexual content, bottom Bucky, POV Bucky Barnes, slight dom/sub, mild fighting scenes

Summary:

Being part of the Wakandan King's Guard was a job Bucky never thought he'd fall into. But apart from the uniform, it was a great gig, especially since he got to stare at Captain Steve Rogers when the changing of the guard occurred. The same Captain who six months earlier promised him the night of his life then disappeared, ignoring him after.

So when Bucky ends up on duty with Steve, he wasn't expecting to be recognised, nor was he expecting a rogue intruder to interrupt his less than platonic thoughts.

First save the palace - second get the guy?

Or was there some other plan in motion that Bucky didn't know about?

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If this sounds like something you'd be interested to read - click on in here!

This is also for the @stuckybingo prompt - N2: "jerk"

#stucky #my writing #alternate universe #royalty #well - my twist on it anyway...#sassy Bucky - though when isn't he??#captain steve rogers #stoic until he's not ...#lots of words for so little plot 😅#kalees AU extravaganza

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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Tony: Some of us have... concerns... with how you run training sessions and mission briefs

Steve: what? Why? How do you know it's everyone and not just you?

Tony: I had everyone anonymously submit a statement about them

Steve: were they all bad?

Tony: Well, this one says "his enthusiasm and charisma have all the captivating qualities of a house plant, which I am certain, would run mission briefs and training sessions in a more captivating Manner, if given the opportunity"

Steve: ...

Tony: and that wasn't even the worst one

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lavender-annd-lilac · 2 years

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👁👄👁

So we all know the classic Fic Rec list, but what I really haven’t seen much of is the Fic “Anti-Rec” list.

Just like the wonderful work tumblr is doing with content censorship rn, I would also like to provide you with ways to steer clear of potentially enjoyable content. 😃

⭐️I present, the anti-rec list:⭐️

a collection of written works along with reasons why, and situations where, you shouldn’t read them. Pls enjoy :) All works are 18+

The Last Time - @sunshinebuckybarnes

Don’t read if: you are driving. That’s just straight up irresponsible. Keep your eyes on the road pls. 👀

Only the Lonely - @charnelhouse

Don’t read if: you aren’t wearing your preferred form of vision enhancement (glasses, contacts, etc.). You won’t be able to see the words AT ALL, and let me tell you, the words are the best part. 😉

Crossing Lines - @speechlessxx

Don’t read if: you plan on harassing the author afterwards b/c you weren’t being responsible for your own media consumption. You don’t deserve the feelings of happiness and joy this 2 part fic will elicit. Improve yourself and then come back when you are enlightened, mmmmmmkay? Peace & love ✌️

I Want Your Midnights - @mjolnir-steve

Don’t read if: you are on the FBI’s most wanted list. Turn yourself in first buddy, then go ahead and reward yourself by reading this masterpiece. Don’t forget to reblog after 😘

Snowstorm pt1 & pt2 - @cherienymphe

Don’t read if: You aren’t ready to deal with multiple roommates, because this fic and its part 2 will be living rent free in your head long after you’ve finished reading. 😤

Your Hands Have Made Some Good Mistakes - @thenhewaswrongaboutme

Don’t read if: you’ve just cut the red wire by accident and the timer on the bomb you were trying to diffuse has started to count down. This is currently an ongoing series, so there is literally no way you will be able to finish before the bomb goes off. You will literally die without knowing how it ends, and I’m pretty sure that’s one of the top 5 Worst Ways to Die. 👻

Pillow Princess - @runa-falls

Don’t read if: you don’t have access to clean water. This 2 part series is a real tear-jerker, and by that I mean once you’ve finished, you will be crying for hours b/c there’s no part 3. Dehydration is guaranteed. If you don’t think you will be able to remain properly hydrated, please put your health first and just wait until you accumulate enough drinkable liquid as a safety measure. 💧

You Were the One - @georgiapeach30513

Don’t read if: you are currently working overtime in retail on a Black Friday, x-mas eve, or other hectic shopping event. From experience, I can tell you this is a very disruptive environment, and you will likely be harassed multiple times. These interruptions will negatively affect your enjoyment of this series, which would be doing a great disservice to both yourself and the author. 😵‍💫

The Lion’s Mouth - @rustytricycle

Don’t read if: you anticipate being “bumped off” or otherwise incapacitated before being able to finish this series. For example, do you work in organized crime? Has your boss recently made any remarks to you about “swimming with the fishes” or “pushing daisies”? Maybe just take it one step at a time and stick with one shots and drabbles until you are able to secure witness protection from the government. 🫥

line dividers by @firefly-graphics and can be found here :)

#fic recs #bucky barnes #ransom drysdale #lloyd hansen #Sierra six #steve rogers #andy barber #jake jensen #multi part fic #personally curated anti-recs #honestly like scared I didn’t make it sassy enough and ppl might not be able to tell if it’s a joke idk help

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mischiefsemimanaged · 1 year

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Steve, in a press conference: At this time, we cannot, we are not, releasing any information, whatsoever about the suspect.

Reporter: Captain, can you tell us anything, his name, where he’s from, ethnicity, if you guys suspect a motive…?

Steve: Yes, I can tell you all of those things. Because when I said I can’t release any information whatsoever, I meant except his name, his address, his ethnicity, and what we think his motive was.

#source: the west wing #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers #incorrect marvel #steve rogers #captain america #sassy Steve

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harleythealter · 4 months

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“Believe it or not, it’s kinda hard to find some one with shared life experience.”

#harleythealter #sassy captain america #:p #steve rogers

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buriedinanamelessgrave · 9 months

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I came across this ridiculous shirt on etsy and I needed to meme it

#captain america #steve rogers #sassy

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itsagentromanoff · 2 months

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[Tony and Steve argue at the dinner table]

Clint: Do you mind? We're trying to enjoy our supper.

Steve: Yeah, well do you mind? I'm trying to have an argument with my fella!

Clint: How would you like to step outside?

Steve: Well, that's fine with me!

Tony: Steve!

Steve: Don't worry. This will just take a minute.

[Few minutes later, Steve carries a steak and tosses it for Clint's black eye]

#original: little house on the prairie #robert downey jr #chris evans #jeremy renner #tony stark #clint barton #sassy steve rogers #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers

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comicsiswild · 2 years

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The United States of Captain America (2021) #4

#captain america #Arielle Agbayani #Aaron Fischer #sassy cap #comics #marvel #marvel comics #steve rogers

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shackleton2 · 10 months

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I bet Steve Rogers would enjoy crosswords. They got big in US papers between the 20s and 30s so they'd be a familiar holdover from the past and he'd get a kick out of that, plus they'd be helpful for catching up with trivia and culture. And then once he's got actual friendships going on he can have a policy of driving his friends insane by filling mission downtime with constant insistent crossword questions. I feel like this would particularly kill Nat because she's too cool for such things except she definitely knows all the answers and he knows she knows and eventually she can't help but yell the answer to 12 across at him in exasperation

#i tried to think of a funny example but i cant help me out #this headcanon was inspired by my dad #who will rob you of all your sanity if you are in the room with him while he crosswords #steve rogers being a sassy old man #mcu #captain america #steve rogers is a little shit

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ljlokijinx · 9 months

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The Avengers getting pardoned and returning to the Avengers Tower. Tony and Pepper are away so Peter is left to show them around.

Steve, getting out of the quinjet: Where's Stark?

Peter, dropping from the air: Good afternoon pussies, cowards and scaredy-cats my name is Spider-man and I've been doing what the US government paid for and entrusted you with while you were busy throwing a tantrum against 117 countries and then running away from all responsibility to go live with your African sugar-daddy.

Steve:

Clint, to Natasha: Wow, he didn't even fucking stutter.

#avengers funny #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #black widow #bamf peter parker #powerful peter parker #post civil war #sassy peter parker #clint barton #steve rogers #peter fucking with the Avengers since day 1

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oh-my-damn · 1 year

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Can I borrow one of your glitter pens?

Hi hon !!!

Yes you absolutely may !!

I have a variety of colors to choose from!

Do you like pink? Let's go with pink!

Sneak peek of one of my secret WIPs 🫣

Doesn't have a title yet, but it's jock!Steve Rogers x nerdy!sassy!reader

Professor Adler gestures to the tall blonde towering over you when you walk up to the two of them, offering you a smile, "This is Steve Rogers. I was wondering if you'd be up for tutoring him before next weeks test?"

Your brows furrow, your neck practically craning as you look up at the blonde brute standing before you. He offers you a charming smile, bright white teeth dazzling you as you take in his features. Baby blue eyes, blonde hair a little mussed up, prominent cheekbones, a sharp jawline. Not to mention his huge frame, wide shoulders matched with large biceps, his chest massive before it leads down to his narrow waist.

He looks like a triangle in real life form, but the fact that you can practically see the outline of his muscles through his light grey t-shirt creates a stirring inside you.

"Hello," you say with a polite smile, your eyes meeting his, "Nice to meet you. You need tutoring?"

Steve nods, and his plump lips part as he's about to speak, but Professor Adler interrupts, making you glance over at him.

"Steve is on the football team and his average can't drop any lower or he'll be kicked off. He needs help passing next weeks test, no less than a B. The coach asked me to help him out, and you're my best student, so I figured it was worth asking."

You nod, glancing shortly over at Steve who's currently sporting his best puppy eyes.

"Does it count as extra credit?"

Professor Adler chuckles at your question, a short nod of his head, "If you want it to, yes."

You nod and hum, turning back to Steve, "I'll tutor you as long as you take it seriously. I will not be doing your homework for you. Is that clear?"

"Yes ma'am."

HHEHEEHEHEH I hope you liked it ❤️

Thank you for joining my 2k celebration party!

#mandy answers #2k party #2000's party #wip #jock steve rogers #nerdy reader #sassy reader #steve rogers #mandys milestones #follower celebration

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crowdits · 2 years

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AA Steve Rogers Icon Pack

⊕ 17 300x300px icons in yellow and pink ⊕ for regular avi ⊕ do not resize for quality sake

download here [ FREE / PAY WHAT YOU WANT ]

#steve rogers #captain america #avengers assemble #icon set #downloadable #icons #i just felt like it he's so pretty #and sassy

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