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ljlokijinx · 9 months

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The Avengers getting pardoned and returning to the Avengers Tower. Tony and Pepper are away so Peter is left to show them around.

Steve, getting out of the quinjet: Where's Stark?

Peter, dropping from the air: Good afternoon pussies, cowards and scaredy-cats my name is Spider-man and I've been doing what the US government paid for and entrusted you with while you were busy throwing a tantrum against 117 countries and then running away from all responsibility to go live with your African sugar-daddy.

Steve:

Clint, to Natasha: Wow, he didn't even fucking stutter.

#avengers funny #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers #peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #black widow #bamf peter parker #powerful peter parker #post civil war #sassy peter parker #clint barton #steve rogers #peter fucking with the Avengers since day 1

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dandelion-blues · 28 days

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#4 What if...

after the world forgot Peter Parker's existence, Peter moves to Hell's Kitchen, gets a symbiote, and is surrounded by parental vigilantes?

Ever since Peter Parker got bitten by that radioactive spider at 14, everything, from his senses, to his strength, to his durability, has been enhanced. What Peter didn’t know is that his enhanced healing also comes with increased longevity. His cells are aging much more slowly. Thus, a freshly turned 18 year old Peter barely looks 16. Of course, Peter just assumes he has an extreme baby face. Still, when you legally don’t exist, and everyone forgot you even existed, it’s hard to acquire a place of residence for a decent job when he looks nowhere near adulthood.

It turns out the only place even willing to give him a shot and will accept the meager money he has for an apartment is the corrupt Hell's Kitchen.

Sure it’s no Queens, but Peter will do his best to help people out.

All he has now is Spider-man. The world doesn’t need Peter Parker, after all.

So, when an isolated Peter comes across some sentient black goo who gives Peter company. He doesn’t really have it in him to complain. Plus, his new black suit is sick!

Now, if only Daredevil and even the Punisher (and about every other vigilante Peter sees) would just leave him to do his patroling alone and stop trying to be friends (it feels more like parenting, really) with him.

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piived · 5 months

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I am such a slut for Danny having supernatural strength and being able to kill someone with a single slap because he’s used to fighting ghosts who are built Sturdy (and literally can’t die, that is very helpful in a sparing partner) so he has to learn such meticulous control when he moves to Gotham where he starts regularly getting into scuffles with humans who think he’s an easy target (he looks like he has the sturdiness of a wet newspaper) and the whole time he’s more stressed about not drawing the Bats attention by being too good or accidentally killing someone so he has to walk that fine line of acting like a scrawny loser and dipping out at his first chance without being clocked as a meta.

Danny, laying on the ground and getting kicked repeatedly by a thug: *tries to angle himself so the guy can kick out a knot in his back*

Danny: *deadpan* oh, ow, stop that hurts, oof

Robin, watching from the rooftop and recognizing the dramatics from the Supers: father there is a meta

Batman, also watching and having flashbacks to Clark’s earlier days: *so so tired and already mentally getting the adoption paperwork ready*

#danny 🤝 peter parker 🤝 the supers #having such carefully maintained control at all times #sure danny is used to doing mundane things with his powers now but fights… his years of Ghost Brawls are really biting him in the ass here #the others learned how to fight (mostly) humans first and foremost so it’s now more natural for them to manage their power levels #danny is so worried about accidentally killing someone after every brawl with a ghost because the power level difference is so insane #he has to relearn how much force is acceptable after each all-out fight with a ghost #dpxdc #dpxdc drabble #dpxdc prompt #vee’s writing #vee’s prompts

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pbnmj · 10 months

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noir fanartists deliberately ignoring how he doesn't need glasses anymore is so funny to me. i hope we all think he's blind as a bat

#blah blah blah but it wouldnt make sense and fighting crime would be so much harder #SO BE IT. I THINK HE'S GOT -8 IN EACH EYE #spider-man noir #spiderman noir #peter parker #betty brant #j jonah jameson #jameson #noir #betty #my art #i have also reread noir 08 and 09 so prepare to be sick of me #also he seems to be squinting all the time in the 08 run. ofc this is because he is mad as hell the entire way #and usually has a very pinched expression because of the Horrors..... but im choosing to ignore that #also the idea of the spidergod having powers strong enough to bring pete back to life over and over and still not fixing his eyesight #it simply makes me giggle LMFAO

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redcell6 · 3 months

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Non-Stop Spider-Man #2 Variant

illustrated by Takashi Okazaki

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marvel-lous-guy · 4 months

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Tony: Hey, Peter! Get over here! I need your help!

Peter: Yeah, what is it?

Tony: I need a second eye on this equation

Peter: why

Tony: just help me

Peter: why

Tony: Kid! Please just help me with this damn equation!

Peter: Y! You need to substitute for Y!

Tony: Oh thanks

#Tony hasn't slepy for 29 hours #technically #it would be 46 but he had a 5 minute power nap so the clock resets #FRIDAY disagrees #but Tony didn't build no snitch #Tony stark #peter parker #marvel #mcu #irondad #incorrect peter parker

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mqonlighting · 21 days

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hear me out: civilian deadpool au except he just keeps getting arrested for the STRANGEST THINGS (illegal ownership of a chicken? someone just dumped an egg on his street? it hatches when he’s trying to cook it for breakfast? he RAISED IT?) and matt murdock is his exhausted lawyer who has to keep telling him to shut up in the interrogation room.

does he ever actually go to jail? no, maybe probation, maybe a fine. but arrested? half sure every cop in the city is just sick of hearing about his life. every juror thinks he’s just morbidly unlucky and a tiny bit moronic.

and he is.

detective: (sigh) so you have a chicken?

wade: oh, yeah, yolko ono! she’s my pride and joy, i had a mug and a mousepad printed- *pulling out wallet pictures*

matt: wade. no.

wade: i could bring her over if you want-

matt: WADE.

one time matt has to spring wade for grand theft auto of the nice old lady he lives next doors to. the automobile he supposedly stole? a select elevated motorized wheelchair.

wade: she LENT me the chair.

detective: and how’d she do that?

wade: i broke into her backyard because i heard a thump and i thought she fell over.

matt: jesus—

wade: so she didn’t fall over. apparently it was a twig that fell on an ice chest. but she was there, and she was yelling ‘jazzy! jazzy!’ and i was wondering why she was telling me to grab her jazzy, but i wasn’t about to turn down a free jazzy. so i walk over to it, i turn it on, i hop on, i say thank you to the kind old lady, and i wheel it out of there.

matt: goddamn it, wade—

detective: you stole a permobil.

wade: pardon?

detective: the wheelchair was a permobil.

wade: she said it was a jazzy!

detective: …

detective: jazzy is her HUSBAND.

wade: …

detective: …

matt: i give up.

and the nail in everyone’s coffin? when the precinct brings in wade’s fucking kidnap victim.

peter: kidnap? me?

detective: were you or were you not kidnapped by wade wilson and driven to the middle of nowhere?

peter: listen, man, farthest wade ever drove me was to a gamestop in manhattan from queens. i don’t drive. and then i ask if we can hit a seven eleven, since i really wanted a bag of chips. but then i fall asleep in the passenger seat on the way there. and when i wake up, i’m home - he didn’t buy me the bag of chips, though.

detective: … and when state troopers spotted his car in philadelphia? with someone passed out inside?

peter: we were in philly? and he didn’t wake me up?

detective: do you seriously mean to tell me you were completely passed out for a two hour and ten minute drive?

peter: i’m a college student with rent due in a month and a new paper due every time i breathe. and wade is an idiot who doesn’t know left from right, boots up waze, says his goodbyes to the universe, and starts driving. i think there’s your case.

detective: …

detective: damn it.

#matt in court: your honor.. to put it simply my client is an idiot #team red #wade wilson #deadpool #matt murdock #daredevil #peter parker #spiderman #deadpool’s bullshit basically #civilian au #no powers au #marvel #marvel comics #spideypool #like trace amounts #— mq ☽nshit

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edgepunk · 3 months

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a slightly cleaned up sketch of my versions of Peter and MJ doing a lil dance

#spider man #spiderman #peter parker #mary jane watson #petermj #my drawing #again. I went for pink-ish tones no idea why #they're in love your honor #m*rvel editorial has no power here #earth 2710

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fotibrit · 10 months

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Peter always called Tony "Mr. Stark"

Tony always starts as "Mr. Stark" to everyone. Its the name in lights, its the symbol for genius. To most people, calling Tony "Mr. Stark" is the sign of utmost respect. They're complimenting his work. But, as time goes on, someone sees Tony mess up more and more and "Mr. Stark" becomes Tony. Because "Stark" is symbolism for genius. and Tony is just some guy, after enough fuck ups.

But Peter always calls him "Mr. Stark". To Peter, Tony never stopped symbolizing genius and perfection and all the crap associated with the Stark name. There isn't a number of times Tony can mess up that would make Peter lose the stars in his eyes.

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spider-man-2o99 · 1 year

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miguel o'hara voted most Just Some Guy Having The Worst Day Of His Life Every Single Day (But Literally He Just Lives Like This So It Cancels Out Anyways) of all time ever

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #marvel #comics #comic panels #genuinely genuinely i am SO curious as to whether or not atsv will touch on migs origin story at all because it is so distinctly Different-#-from the Familiar Spidey Origins BY DESIGN yknow........#like YEAH he IS a really REALLY good character to use as an opposing force 4 miles 2 butt heads with he was MADE TO BE A FOIL TO SPIDER-MAN*#(*modern spider-man. Yes Miles Is Spider-Man dont even try to start that nonsense here lmao yall aint slick.)#but like. Yeah there is a Reason he wasnt Bit By A Spider there is a REASON his powers r nothing like other spider ppls powers are.#mig was. like. one of--if not THE--First Big AU Spideys he set that standard for what IS a Spider-Man-After-Spider-Man nd he IS NOT Peter.#Allegedly from an interview PAD claims that he was the only writer who DIDNT propose a book about a descendant of peter parker.#and. like. for all of its Quirks and all of the Wacky 90s Slang that didnt age well there is a REASON miguel still holds up y/k...

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sincericida · 7 months

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ANDREW GARFIELD & FLORENCE PUGH

at the Valentino Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024 show as part of Paris Fashion Week on October 01, 2023 in Paris, France.

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ljlokijinx · 8 months

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Spider-man, on a boring patrol, checking his phone.

Clint, who's been tasked with bringing him into SHIELD after no other agent could: *shoots him with a sedative arrow*

Spidey: *pulling out the arrow and handing it back* You must've slightly missed your target, try again :)

Clint: *proceeds to shoot him again*

Spidey: *gives it back* Ah, third times the charm, I hope you hit it this time.

Clint:*shoots him again*

Spidey: Look man, I appreciate your determination, but maybe you should find a professional target place because you could hurt someone.

Clint: *now panicking bc this guy has taken 3 portions of sedatives for Steve and should be dead rn, so he shoots him again*

Spidey: *grabs the arrow and throws it back at Clint, hitting the bow and breaking it.* Man that's just fucking rude-

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temperamentalaquarius · 1 month

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I love street level heroes so much,,, Spiderman will just, take your laundry down for you? Nightwing'll change your tire. Luke Cage carried your groceries home once. It's not just 'save a lot of people, once' with these guys n gals it's 'save everyone a little bit at a time and make it add up' and it drives me wild

#peter parker #dick grayson #luke cage #Spider-Man #Nightwing #power man #idk it's just such an east coast way to love

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aaronymous999 · 8 months

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If they brought Andrew Garfield Spider-Man back they could do movie Spideypool… think about it

#aaronymous ramblings #spiderman #spider-man #tasm #peter parker #andrew garfield #the amazing spider-man #wade wilson #deadpool #spideypool #using my autism powers to beam the image to you in my head #i think the actors would work well together too it would be funny #tom peter is like a baby boy so he and deadpool ARE NOT A SHIP #however.#andrew peter? that could work #tobey couldnt though hes currently divorcing his wife ( idc if its not canon he is hes trying to get a healthy life before he retires )

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beaulesbian · 8 months

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