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sorry i haven't read your fic yet it's been in my open tabs for 8 months

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a starry night 🌟

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Liars need liars. Enter MAGA, SCOTUS.

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I realized I never put my video shitposts here

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Thinking about how, like a cat, Astarion would hate it when you smell different. Not like if you're covered in mud or blood, but if you have the scent of someone else on you.

Astarion: What have you been up to?

Tav: Oh just hanging out with Karlach, why?

Astarion: You smell all wrong. I hate it.

Tav: I hadn't even noticed. Well, I'm sure I'll return to normal soon enough.

Astarion: *openly contemplates rubbing on you like a cat*

Tav: Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?

Astarion: *snaps out of it* Gods no, what do you take me for, a mangy stray?!

Tav: *barely holding back a 'yes'*

Astarion: Ugh, stop that. Either go take a bath or let me fix this.

Astarion would then spend several minutes dabbing you with his scents.

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I realise that ageism in fandom is, in the grand scheme of things, the least concerning thing about the fandom experience but I need to say this: all you baby adults on here need to calm down and let the real grown adults have their fun too without you hopping in their ask box’s calling them names. You’re going to get old too, okay? The years pass, you will hit thirty and beyond at some point and that’s a good thing! And when you do, you’ll still want to look at pictures of your blorbos and talk to strangers about who you want them to fuck and how they should do it. Life is hard enough right now, getting old and having a job/family/kids/responsibilities won’t change your love of fiction. I just hope that when you do hit those milestones, you will be allowed to do so in peace without being shamed for it by some terrified idiot hiding behind the anon feature.

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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:

1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.

2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.

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fewer posts about “why do straight women date men who hate them” and more posts about “why do so many men hate women that it’s genuinely difficult for straight women to find romantic & sexual intimacy with a man who doesn’t hate them”

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LIVE LAUGH LOVE LAWYER BESTIE ✨ ✨✨✨ happy Thursday, have a brill day xoxo

omggg I'm late but happy friday lawyer bestie!!! hope you have a fantastic weekend!! 🥰

#mandy answers #lawyer bestie

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Nighttime Activities

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Writers suffer from tinker bell brain they need constant applause or they start believing everything they’ve written is horseshit

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Unlearn colonialism.

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Absolutely feral for this bloodsucking mf

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Know the camp rules!

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The Tortured Poets Department is a great reminder that women don't owe the world pretty. Taylor Swift doesn't owe anyone an easily digestible pretty pop album wrapped in a bow with short songs you can make TikToks to. She's allowed to present something raw, uncomfortable, and vulnerable to the world.

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Tav: I can fit the whole world in my hands.

Astarion: I don’t even think that’s remotely possible, my dear.

Tav: *smiles and cups his face in their hands*

Astarion: *lightly blushes and pushes them away* Get off me, I have a reputation to uphold.

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Tav: -Lovingly watching Astarion after a long day-

Astarion: PUT THAT DAMN SMILE AWAY!! IT'S A GODS DAMNED TRIPPING HAZARD, AND I AM FALLING FOR YOU!!

Tav: I love you so much, Astarion <3

Astarion: WOULD YOU QUIT BEING SO TENDER AND GENTLE, YOU RADIANT BITCH!!