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itsagentromanoff · 3 months
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Tony: So you’re having a midlife crisis?
Steve: I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.
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Maverick(inquiring about Rooster and Hangman): Tell me, did they get to fifth base? Coyote: There's no such thing as fifth base. Maverick: Oh, you poor, sheltered boy...
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deafblindshorty · 3 months
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Poe has been ghosting Kaz for a year. Rey finds his commlink.
Poe: What? (Rey plays the messages) Kaz: Poe, this is Kaz. So, the First Order tried to occupy the Colossus, but we escaped and we don't know where we are. And the First Order is still after us, so we need help. So, call me. This is Kaz. Poe: (Nonchalantly) When was that? (Rey plays another message) Kaz: Poe, it's Kaz. I called you a week ago. Call me, please. I don't know what the hell I'm doing out here, man. Poe: Okay, I get it. So, do you want to strategize, or...? (Rey plays yet another message) Kaz: (drunk) Poe, I...whoo! Sooo good! Poe: He's drunk. Kaz: It's been three months since you ditched my ass. I haven't slept for more than four hours a night, so...mmm. If you're still alive, eat me. Rey: (gives Poe a dirty look) Kaz: Eat meeee. Kaz: Poe, it's been six months. I can only assume you're dead. Don't try to reach me. You won't be able to. I won't be calling this number anymore. Rey: He was your responsibility, and you couldn't even pick up the damn commlink!
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Jacen Solo: Yeah? What makes you so sure?
Jaina Solo: Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always right.
Anakin Solo: No it doesn’t.
Jaina Solo: It totally does.
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gracelesstars · 8 months
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hashtagloveloses · 4 months
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you’re telling me they brought david tennant back to doctor who and had a whole plotline about him repelling monsters with a line of salt?! in 2023?! if this had aired in 2011 it would’ve been like dropping a nuke on tumblr dot com
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rivers-oc · 2 months
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If they don't give me bearded Cas in s16 I'm not watching
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fleshwizard · 1 year
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deanwasalwaysbi · 5 months
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Dean's nothing about our lives is real speech? When he says "everything we are is because of chuck"? He was speaking privately & directly to Castiel when he said that.
Not to Sam. Not everything I am. Everything we are. Dean was having a full on crisis.
"You asked, 'What about all of this is real?' We are." Dean didn't know how right Cas was.
Like no baybee. It'll take 15 episodes, but god himself will tell you Cas defied him and his plan to love you, actually.
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emozionidinchiostro · 10 months
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Ah, yes, the three tumblr genders
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kotumari · 2 months
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naw hes gotta be doing this on purpose i mean who the hell eats burgers like that man
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itsagentromanoff · 2 months
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Tony: [after surveying room full of broken mirrors] Hey, Steve?
Steve: Yeah?
Tony: This has gotta be like, what, 600 years bad luck?
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Iceman:...The one thing I want, it's something I know I can't have. But I think I know - I think I know now, happiness isn't in the having. It's in just being. It's in just saying it. Maverick: What are you talking about, Ice? Iceman: I know how you see yourself, Maverick. You see yourself the same way all those Navy guys who don't like you see you. You're destructive and you're angry and you're broken. You think that anger, that's what drives you - that's who you are. It's NOT! And everyone who knows you sees it. Everything you've done - the good and the bad, you have done for love. You look after Bradley for love, you look after the whole Dagger squad for love! That is who you are! You're the most caring man on Earth. You are the most selfless, loving human being I will ever know. [Maverick can't speak] Iceman:...Y'know, ever since we met, ever since that night in the O Club...knowing you has changed me. Because you cared, I cared. I cared about you, I cared about Goose, I cared about Carole and Bradley, I cared about the whole world because of you!...You changed me, Mav. Maverick: Why does this sound like a goodbye? Iceman:.....Hell if I know, I'm just trying to tell you that I'm in love with you.
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deafblindshorty · 2 years
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Jake: (to Steven)Puta (bitch) Steven: (to Jake) Wanker (jerk)
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Wes Janson: You turned down pancakes?
Hobbie Klivian: I wasn't hungry.
Wes Janson: They're pancakes!
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gracelesstars · 1 year
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You either die begging the homophobic TV network to make your character gay, or you live long enough to see said TV network beg you to make yourself bisexual.
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