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bruciemilf · 1 month

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Damian: Baba. I’ve acquired an enemy at the academy. He’s been ripping my drawings, teasing me about my lineage, and smearing your honor. I understand murder can’t happen. How shall I proceed?

Bruce: [Has a flashback of Thomas driving to his bully’s house, spiked brass knuckles on his hands, petting his head and smiling dangerously, ‘I’ll be right back, chum!’]

Bruce: …I’ll talk to his parents.

Damian: Todd?

Jason: Finally, an excuse to tackle a 10 year old.

#bruce: nO-#damian: then what do you propose we do!!! this beast knows no peace!!!#bruce: we buy his father’s company and make him take an unpaid internship.#damian: father!!! that is…inhuman. I praise you.#bruce wayne #damian wayne #jason todd #dc comics #dc #batfamily #incorrect quotes #batdad #bruce is very protective of his birdies pass it on #batman #text post

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july-19th-club · 1 year

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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

#i personally like to not be doing things constantly at all times. it stresses me out #i know there are ppl who thrive on cosntant activity #but me i like to chill out.#and the problem then becomes that i only ACTIVELY remember to do work and Find More Work To Do when im stressed #at the thought that others might want to see me working #if im ever relaxed i just dont look for stuff to do #catch 22 of modern work culture which permeates even ostensibly noncapitalist structures like public libraries #for instance: will it really kill anybody if the books get shelved by me now after a very busy day?#or shelved tomorrow morning by. well probably me since i'll be the one at the desk #not in the slightest #but it was work that wasnt being immediately done by me. therefore it was incorrect behavior #that i failed to identify because my instinct is to relax when not immediately presented with a Situation #this got me labeled as 'having no initiative' by my dad from a very early age #and even as an adult i still feel like im a child with no initiative

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ineffable-romantics · 9 months

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"The demon who now?"

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fuckyeahgoodomens · 4 months

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#good omens #good omens memes #incorrect good omens quotes #jokes #funny #oki I know technically they are not boys but... :D <3

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katnissandpeetamellark · 5 months

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More random Incorrect quotes 🫶

#Lucy gray Baird #Coriolanus snow #sejanus plinth #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #tbosas #thg #hunger games #BOSAS #president snow #snowjanus #snowbaird #again I don’t ship things but I love interacting with all sectors of the fandom so ya I’m tagging ships LOL #BC also I know shippers find this sort of post funny usually as it’s light hearted. we all need lightheartedness in this fandom some times 😂#incorrect quotes

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cardinalcheerio · 5 months

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I have a headcannon that at some point in his early robin days, Jason decided he wanted to be like Alfred and committed to drinking tea, using British slang and the accent while being robin.

This obviously confused the rogues a lot.

Fighting Mr. Freeze:

Jason: aye, what in the bloody hell do you think your doin? (Horrible British and gotham accent mix)

Freeze: I am- wait. Robin? Are you ok?

Bats: it's a phase. Just ignore it.

Freeze: keep forgetting he's a kid... anyways-

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batfamgalore · 6 months

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Tim: How’s Dick dealing with the whole getting shot in the head, losing his memories, two of his best friends dying, Alfred dying, and Damian running away?

Jason: He’s coping. Nothing really phases him anymore. Watch this. Hey Dick!

Dick: Yo?

Jason: An asteroid is heading to Earth. Death is imminent.

Dick: (Eating his cereal upside down on the couch) Wig.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: let me know if you know what this is from I based it off something I saw on here!!#LMK IF YOU KNOW SOURCE!!

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tanked-up · 1 month

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NOT GHOST SHUSHING SOAP-

Bickering like an old couple

#STOP #what if I needed to know-#SHH #ghostsoap #call of duty #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #cod modern warfare #ghost mw2 #simon riley #cod meme #call of duty mwii #incorrect cod quotes

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latte125 · 20 days

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aang: zuko won’t trace it back to us

sokka: are you being serious right now? zuko traces everything back to us. he traces things we haven’t even done back to us

#avatar the last airbender #aang #avatar aang #sokka #atla #zuko #prince zuko #incorrect avatar the last airbender quotes #source: tumblr #zukka #not actually #I just want y’all to know I ship them #the gaang

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chaoticace2005 · 2 months

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xx0yeet-everything0xx · 11 months

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percy: i don't think nico's ever gone to sleep before 5am, and its really just concerning at this point

percy: let's not even talk about jason. he wakes up at 4:45am on the dot, every morning, without an alarm clock. that's terrifying.

#the golden 15 mins during which jason & nico interact #jason grace #percy jackson #nico di angelo #and if waking up at 4.45am seems unrealistic to u #i know SEVERAL people who wake up from times between 4.00—5.15 in the morning #pjo #hoo #toa #pjo incorrect quotes #jercy #jasico #? maybe. js because it feels right #edit: this is killing my notifs PLEASE STOP GIVING THIS NOTES

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random-twst-things · 21 days

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*Meeting Rollo for the first time*

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Bro...

Idia: Hm?

Mc/Y/N/Yuu, pointing at Rollo: Do you see that damn haircut he got on?

Idia, turning his head: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Idia: There is no way...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Well, apparently there is a way...

Idia: His parents totally didn't care about him

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Damn right they didn't, no caring adult would let their child run free in THAT bob without looking good

Idia: L.O.L for real

Malleus, out of nowhere: indeed, child of man, no kind, caring adult would let their child run free in such hair.

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AAA?!

Malleus: But what if, perhaps, his parents do wear the same "bob" hair cut? A family tradition of sorts?

Idia, Mc/Y/N/Yuu: ...

Mc/Y/N/Yuu: now I'm imagining a family portrait with all of them wearing bobs

Idia: HEH HEH HEH L.M.A.O I'm imagining that too now

(IDIA IS DOING HIS "Hehehe 👹" LAUGH I SWEAR, NOT THE "hehehe 😝🤭" LAUGH PLZ)

Dividers by/from @/cafekitsune

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steddielations · 2 years

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Incorrect Steddie 7/?

#i don’t even know what this is don’t ask me #steddie #eddie munson #steve harrington #incorrect steddie #incorrect steddie series #steveddie #incorrect quotes #robin buckley #fruity four #ph #stranger things 4 #volume 2 #tumblr text meme #stranger things humor #steve x eddie #mp

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houseswife · 4 months

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people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses #and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are #sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’#PEAK TELEVISION!#house md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #[h]ouse #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #lawrence kutner

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bichocanibal · 1 year

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Based on one of the incorrect quotes from @flippythegodzilla ^^

This one

#mis dibujos #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots #pussinboots #pussdeath #kitty softpaws #death puss in boots #puss in boots death #el gato con botas: el último deseo #gato con botas #comic #incorrect quotes #I still without know how to draw cat's lol

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celestial-artisan · 2 months

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Vox: I-if I say I love you, will you say it back? Alastor: No problem, pal. Vox: I love you..! Alastor: It back! Vox: Alastor:

Velvette: Why is Vox crying face-down on the floor?

#radiostatic #hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vox #hazbin hotel vox #alastor #alastor the radio demon #happy valentine's day #valentine's day seven years ago #alastor doesn't even know what he did wrong #staticlovetune #this is why vox hates him now #but still i support the body pillow theory #i can still hear velvette's accent #Velvette represents all the fans in my incorrect quotes

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