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#dresser

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#q #when you don't know what to do with either? double duty baby! taking a sip requires also the hands :D

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#he doesn't have one im like so pretty sure he is just not in that one #Some Guy

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

#q #had to wait to post this until i could do it while enjoying a nice brewski . and it didnt disappoint #i am a beautiful hound and i smell like hops

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you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

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Satan Says

BY SHARON OLDS

#iwtv #q

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the craziest part of black sails is silvers hair growth over what is supposed to be less than two years. it's also twice what we see because of the curls. nearly a foot of hair growth. whilst being deficient in every mineral and vitamin. what's his fucking secret.

#black sails #q

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when a human infant is in the womb, moments from being be born, a vague figure of glowing amber light appears before them. in one hand, it holds a small soapstone carving of a coiled eel. in the other hand it holds a mortar and pestle made of polished red quartz. it bids the infant to choose between these two things, but we don't know the significance of this choice, because all babies throughout history with no exception have always picked the soapstone eel. so that's still one of the big mysteries out there.

#q #writing tag

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everyone's masc til they have to put on the customer service voice

#it's gotten to the point where i will use it when i am the CUSTOMER #like ill be in line at the store & the cashier will talk to me . and i will talk to them like *im* the cashier #sickening #q

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i had some cat jokes laying around so i thought they deserved a cat, and also i stole some garfield jokes, you may have thought these were just silly comics but they are in fact my very own modern AU fanfic with deep lore and continuity so i hope you're taking notes

#locked tomb #q

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Murderbot wrote this.

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I've never been terribly active here but I've returned to share my favourite patterns that make me slightly uncomfy and/or ready to star in an absolutely CRACKING sci-fi miniseries, please enjoy.

DEGEN ADULT EYES SWEATER by Lindsay Degen

Who WOULDN'T want this Biblically accurate sweater? The perfect attire for every horrifying occasion.

#22 Raglan Sleeve Pullover by Laura Zukaite

The rather staid naming of this sweater belies its Mad Max energy. After the apocalypse comes for us I hope we can at least dress like this.

Open Waters Shawl by Melanie Berg

A good shawl to wear to a duel to the death with your mortal enemy, if your mortal enemy has trypophobia.

Romanesco Jumper by Ranti Ehinmola

Honestly, the number of variations shown in the project photos for this pattern is amazing. Not only can you fulfill your dreams of looking like a 5th Element villain, you can do it your way.

DEGEN HOLE SWEATER by Lindsay Degen

This is a practical pattern for people like me who are in denial about living in a desert and stubbornly insist on wearing knitwear despite ample evidence this is a bad idea.

Wilderness by Martin Storey

I absolutely adore the 1950s farmhouse vibe of this photo and the beauty and poise of the model juxtaposed with the fact that she looks like a human bittermelon and she is fucking KILLING it

# 17 Patterned Sweater with V-Yoke by Sabrina/Sandra team designers

An unassuming mass-produced pattern from the 90s that, just coincidentally, looks like something you'd wear to head an intergalactic delegation.

Blume by Norah Gaughan

Speaking of space sweaters, here's another that wouldn't look out of place on the bridge of a starship.

Mullion by Martin Storey

This one, on the other hand, looks more like attire for a... space council?

Space Odyssey by Anna Strandberg

This pattern is literally called "Space Odyssey". The author definitely knows.

Dark Moss Pullover by Teti Lutsak

Bringing things back to Earth, the way these broad cables fade into the fabric reminds me of my desire to be buried in one of those mushroom suits after I die. Your interpretation may vary.

Waterbender by Yiğitcan / Pufido

The ultimate in dramatic sleeves.

Day Dreams by Stacy Collingham

Finally... I think the Power Rangers fought this sweater.

#auughgghgh #absolutely destroys my personal old-fashioned and/or streamlined project sensibilities #but im in love with them #patterns #q

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Questioner

You've said that Vorinism completely approves of same-sex couples--

Brandon Sanderson

As long as the proper oaths are sworn, yes. Same as heterosexual couples.

Questioner

But we've only seen one gay couple in the entire series, and Drehy is from Rira, which isn't even one of the Vorin kingdoms. Why is that?

Brandon Sanderson

[long pause] ...Aluminum?

Dragonsteel Mini-Con 2021 (November 22, 2021)

#they’re putting aluminum in the water turning all the frigging frogs straight #PREV

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If there's any character in this world who suffers from literary Ken-ification it's Patroclus. Especially in the zeitgeist of today (thanks tsoa), it's always Achilles AND Patroclus, never just Patroclus. Who is he? Why does he exist? He is Achilles' boyfriend! What's his job? Death! In the sense that he just. Dies. That's just his job now. Death. Death and Achilles' boyfriend. That's it.

#q

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jensen ackles will always be such a bug in a jar fascination to me because he’s 1. one of the most attractive active actors in his age bracket 2. has insane charisma 3. is skilled and capable of landing bigger roles but despite it all he’s attached to a cult classic series that arguably went on for ten years too long. he has the key to unlock himself but he just doesn’t. just drags the ball n chain everywhere w him

#and not even for any of the reasons anybody else in this house stays here! like he barely knows they're gay etc #he's just got incurable deangirlism and it's become a permanent personality trait #spn #q #the deanpilled deanmaxxer

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Autumn Healing Brew

(Standard Disclaimer: I am not a physician. This is purely a suggestion and is not meant to circumvent, supersede, or replace modern medicine. Please consult your doctor before trying any new medication or treatment and take all proper mundane measures to care for your health. Avoid or replace any ingredients to which you are allergic.)

This is my favorite recipe for recovering from cold and flu. I made a batch of it this morning for some of my officemates who haven't been feeling well and I thought I would share in case anyone needs a pick-me-up.

You will need:

Black tea (I usually use Earl Grey for this recipe)

Honey (local is best if you can get it)

Ginger paste

A fresh orange

Cinnamon stick (if desired)

Brew the tea on the strong side and fill your favorite mug about 2/3 of the way. Add a pea-sized amount of ginger paste plus honey to taste and stir well. Slice the orange into wedges. Select a piece and prick the rind with a fork before adding it to the cup of tea. Macerate the orange a little to release the juice and pulp. If you want, you can also add a cinnamon stick for flavor.

Breathe in the steam while the tea is hot, then sip slowly once it's cooled to a drinkable temperature. It's best to drink it while it's hot. I find this really helps with cough and sore throat, plus it's tasty and comforting. Nothing like a good cuppa to put oneself right again.

Pro-Tip: If you want to make a decongestant version, add a pinch of cayenne pepper. Your nose will run like a faucet, but it helps.

Happy Witching! 🤧

#i make this all the time now bc i feel the need to make sure i use up my ginger paste in a timely manner #very good for even when you just have an upset tummy so long as you make the tea weak #q #recipes

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the terror loves scenes that are like. hold on drawing an image.

#the terror #q