#chris taub

[house-md-imagines]

all the men in house come out as catboys :3

all of the MEN came out as catboys. good for chase...

#canon maybe #house md #house md imagine #malpractice md #hate crimes md #medical malpractice #certified chandler classic 🔥🔥🔥 #james wilson #gregory house #robert chase #chris taub

[desire-mona]

house in 2024 bc i see ppl post this

- chase makes "lol americans experience gun violence" jokes

- cameron engages in online discourse and starts a lot of arguments with "as a doctor..."

- foreman uses 4chan but just to sit in shock at the things he sees on there

- house is a mod and frequent poster on r/newjersey of all things. only wilson knows, not because house keeps it a secret, but because its so weirdly out of character that nobody would ever bring it up

- wilson sends reels of edgy standup comedians to house on instagram

- cuddy frequents gentle parenting forums, occasionally uses tactics on house

- taub used to run a food review channel on youtube but stopped when people called his videos "mukbangs"

- thirteen introduces herself with her name and pronouns, everyone makes a joke about this at least once

- kutner is a hamilton fan

#desire mona #kutner hamilton just made sense to me #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #eric foreman #allison cameron #thirteen #chris taub #lawrence kutner #banger

[meanodeano]

hip and with the kids

#house md #chris taub #eric foreman #thirteen hadley #robert chase #everyone please picture taub responding to something with “slay!”

[houseswife]

#I’m drunk right now and couldn’t possibly articulate how this makes me feel #just. the fact that they’re so codependent that you can see it from mars #+ adding the fact that taub turned in his letter of resignation to foreman in this same episode because he was sure that house would #at the very least ‘implode’ (or straight up meet his demise) after losing wilson… #he’s so real for that #I’m UNWELL #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #house/wilson #hatecrimes md #chris taub

[thechy-fychannel]

"House isn't my— we're not gay."

"if you die, I'm alone."

"probably because of my secret, very unconscious desire to get Wilson into my bedroom."

"you were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool, me too!"

"I thought your Wilson fetish was over?"

"I need you to tell me that you love me."

"you have everything you need right here. We both do."

"I just want to enjoy my last five months with family and friends." "Friends or friend?"

"what does that mean? You're done with Wilson? As long as Wilson is alive, you're not done with Wilson."

"I want a threesome." "Shouldn't we try a twosome first?"

"I'm dead, Wilson. How do you want to spend your last five months?"

#chyanne speaks #these were just the ones of the top of my head #found this meme and wanted to use it #bc them bitches be gay!!!! #denial is a river in egypt #you and your bestie are GAY #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #gregory house #james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #chris taub #lisa cuddy #amber volakis

[graciepoetsociety]

this is THE single gayest lineup i have ever seen in my life and of course it’s from house md

#house md #hatecrimes md #hilson #gregory house #house x wilson #houseposting #james wilson #chris taub #like hello???? foreman???? #eric foreman #this is homosexuality at its finest #except taub #hes not yas slaying as much as the others here #sorry taub

[aroacespencerreid]

#house #house md #house md text posts #father figures #parental figures #gregory house #allison cameron #lawrence kutner #eric foreman #chris taub #robert chase #remy hadley #thirteen #the ducklings #house md ducklings #found family #house md incorrect quotes

[thankstothe]

Liners

#acontextual house #house md #gregory house #james wilson #chris taub #robert chase #i cant explain how funny refrigerator line is to me #the outfit chase has on is a great representation of something cruel yet funny #serve king #that's an order #i have to get some sort of reward for putting penis and vagina in the same post... hope it's not a community label #longpost #long post #fuck me i cant decide which long_post tag to drop they're like brothers to me

[bittersweetstargazer]

you'll never believe how long it took me to make this

#house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #hilson #tagging as hilson because they r right next to each other and that's good enough #all three of them go together because they all make each other's lives hell lmao #lisa cuddy #gregory house #james wilson #allison cameron #eric foreman #chris taub #lawrence kutner #thirteen #remy thirteen hadley #remy hadley #robert chase #cuddy #wilson #house #cameron #foreman #taub #kutner #chase #an unbelievable number of tags #taking constructive criticism #maybe #making this was already too long #ummm the chart is made by @gallusrostromegalus

[just-tell-him-you-love-him]

Frankly, it is outrageous that this scene hasn't become a meme template.

(s5e24, Both Sides Now)

#screencaps #robert chase #chris taub #house md #hatecrimes md #meme #for something out of the blue this scene had no business being this fucking funny

[blue-boulder]

house md in 2020s headcanons

keep seeing people make these and i thought it was silly, so here’s my contributions:

- house finds wilson’s account on grindr and decides to catfish him. once the jig is up they silently decide to never acknowledge this again

- comphet cameron. nonnegotiable

- foreman has and posts somewhat frequently on instagram threads. nobody finds out because nobody else has threads

- before working at princeton-plainsboro taub specialized in BBLs

- house livestreams DDXs to put more pressure on the ducklings when he feels as though they’re underperforming. he has a decent amount of followers on twitch

- also i’m not sure how hospitals ran during the pandemic but i think at least one DDX during covid was conducted through among us. don’t ask me the logistics of that

- a few of chase’s old musical.ly videos resurface and he gets bullied for it relentlessly

- thirteen was one of the first people to reblog the weed smoking girlfriends post

- house and wilson watch love is blind, the ultimatum, love island, etc etc when skipping clinic duty & place bets on which couples are going to last and which aren’t

- despite dating at the time cuddy went to see oppenheimer and lucas went to see the barbie movie. at the same time in different theatres

- house makes a joke about someone having blue hair and pronouns. also that one post about how he spends two hours researching every pronoun in existence just to use the wrong one on someone would be real

- wilson listens to either broadway soundtracks on his way to work or hozier, no in between. he uses spotify but refuses to look at his wrapped out of fear

#house md #house md headcanons #gregory house #james wilson #allison cameron #eric foreman #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #lisa cuddy #this is such a silly trend i had a blast coming up with these #hatecrimes md

[boy-wonderoncologist]

what ‼️ another house md character ranking ⁉️ no way ‼️ (thanks for voting)

#kept the gorillaz tradition going #tumblr killing the quality is real. it’s scary. it could happen to you #house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #eric foreman #remy hadley #gregory house #greg house #robert chase #allison cameron #video #chris taub #chi park #amber volakis

[dokani]

this came to me in a dream

#has this been done before? #probably! #anyways #the most accurate one to me is foreman imo #house md #as the kids say #hate crimes md #allison cameron #robert chase #lawrence kutner #remy hadley #thirteen hadley #thirteen #?! idk her tag yet guys i’m SORRY #greg house #eric foreman #james wilson #lisa cuddy #chris taub #phew that was a lot

[houseswife]

people who aren’t in the house md fandom assume that the batshit craziness of these plotlines starts and ends with the old man yaoi and the malpractice. you all think you understand? [grabs you by the face] listen to me closely. these patients specifically seek out house because he’s known as the capital-G God of diagnostics. on MULTIPLE occasions someone has come in with seizures, coughing up blood, in multi-system organ failure and the team is like “it says here in the chart that you’ve had sex before?… yeah so we have concluded that ur allergic to cum :/ sorry.” and then are genuinely shocked when their treatment of “no more taking big fat loads from peanis” doesn’t reverse sepsis. this is a medical drama. about medical mysteries

#like I know we joke about medicine drug and mouse bites but that’s literally how every episode goes. 5 incorrect diagnoses #and they’re all like ‘you stepped on a rare type of amoeba 22 years ago and it’s having a delayed reaction. we have no evidence but you are #sneezing and that’s one of the symptoms. the treatment? Lobotomy.’ #PEAK TELEVISION! #house md #greg house #gregory house #dr house #[h]ouse #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #james wilson #lawrence kutner

[thechy-fychannel]

I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

#might fuck around and add more later if i can think of some more #chyanne speaks #house md #hate crimes md #medical malpractice md #hilson #dr. gregory house #dr. james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #eric forman #chris taub #chi park #robert chase #house md headcanons

[superhell]

i cant stop fucking laughing funniest screencap of all time 

#and they take a moment to update wilson while this is happening #alksjdflkjlkjasdlfj #watching the ducklings from a perspective outside the diagnostics team is soooo funny like you are very suddenly reminded that #that department is bonkers #they were like you have had 6 seasons to get used to the ducklings you r all too comfortable. remember they r crazy #house md #lisa cuddy #wilson #eric foreman #chris taub #robert chase #hatecrimes md #ducklings