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9puppiesdrowninginapool · 4 months

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#james wilson #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #kutner #greg house #gregory house #lisa cuddy #thirteen house #hilson #rsl #hugh laurie #dr wilson #dr house #dr cuddy

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lionisafraid · 3 months

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house md animatic that took me three hours to make and will not be finished. enjoy the song is of montreal - we will commit wolf murder

#art #animation #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #wilson #house #amber volakis #kutner #lawrence kutner #hilson #house md fanart #fanart #sorry for all the tags i want attention #digital art

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glossglamour · 18 days

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GUYS .

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hegory-grousing · 4 months

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thinking about Thirteen post 5.20 needing to talk to someone about Kutner's death but not wanting to do so with a counselor because they're a stranger, they didn't know Kutner and they don't know her, and she's kind of sick of seeing counselors at this point in her life. and House and Taub and Foreman are all shutting her out and dealing with it alone and forcing her to do the same. and she realizes that the person she wants to talk to about Kutner's death is Kutner and the conscious realization that she'll never talk to him again hits her like a truck

#house md #house md spoilers #remy thirteen hadley #lawrence kutner #thirteen #kutner #I watched 5.20 last night and was screaming in my discord about it and I'm still not okay!!!#Thirteen and Kutner were friends they cared about each other she misses him!!!! aughhhhhhhh #headcanon #slugs posts #slugs liveblogs

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someoneoutherelovesyou · 4 months

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‘sane people dont attempt suicide’ “not ever?”

#horrible #kutner #taub #house md #will txt

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warlenys · 11 months

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like these are gay people

#i love them actually #house md #taub #kutner #+

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thutner · 19 days

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chris taub, remy “ thirteen ” hadley, amber “ cutthroat bitch ”, & lawrence kutner in 4x06: WHATEVER IT TAKES.

happy april, everyone! <3

for this month's first post, i just want to express how much i adore this little moment from 4x06: WHATEVER IT TAKES.

this took place shortly after the opening credits of the ep and i just can't help but share this ㅡ

while taub was trying to figure out the profession of the man who took house aside for a private conversation a.k.a. the cia agent, we have amber who was trying to come up with guesses about thirteen's background and kutner just pitching in the most random thing ever about thirteen. 😭

PEEKABOO! 🫣 surprise bonus gif of thirteen just smiling at amber's and kutner's guesses!

#house md #house md gifs #chris taub #taub #taub gifs #remy hadley #thirteen #thirteen gifs #amber volakis #cutthroat bitch #amber gifs #lawrence kutner #kutner #kutner gifs #LOOK AT LOMLS #season 4 fellows/team YOU WILL ALWAYS BE PRECIOUS AND CLOSE TO MY HEART

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grimlers · 9 months

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Kumar Patel AURRGH

#harold & kumar #kumar #Kumar Patel #art #house md #i love men #house md fanart #kal penn #lawrence kutner #kutner

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dragonagitator · 2 months

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House MD fans: You wake up in the PPTH ER in summer 2004. What you doing?

Scenario parameters:

All your memories of the show and the past 20 years are intact.

You are stuck there/then and cannot return to our universe/year.

You have nothing but the hospital gown on your back.

Questions:

So, what do you do?

How much would you tell House?

How would you get him to believe you?

Who else would you tell?

How much would you tell them?

Inspiration:

The author self-insert isekai fanfic "Intervention" by VivatRex (aka @acrownforaking). They've been writing it for the past 11+ years and are still updating. It's already nearly 300k words long despite only being up to the events of S02E15. I AM IN AWE.

I haven't been able to stop thinking about this scenario ever since I read that fanfic a month ago. I'd love to discuss it with other House MD fans and hear what you would do.

(Apologies to the mutuals for the abrupt blog topic change. A new brainrot has taken hold.)

My short answer:

My long answers are below the cut.

So, what do you do?

My primary objective would be to enlist House in averting the pandemic.

My reasoning: If anyone can nip it in the bud before it gets out of Wuhan, I figure that a world-renowned genius doctor who is an infectious diseases specialist, speaks Mandarin, and now has a 15-year head start would have the best chance.

Difficulty level: Babysitting a narcissistic manchild with the self-preservation instincts of a toddler until the year 2020 so that he makes it there then alive, out of prison, and with his sanity, medical license, and professional reputation intact. To quote Quantum Leap, "Ohhhhhh boooooooy."

Strategy: I'm in the "I could fix him, but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier" camp, so I wouldn't try to change him (that always backfires anyway). Instead, I'd try to change his circumstances:

A stable romantic relationship would help, so I'd seduce him if I can (I'm not his type but a gal's gotta shoot her shot), try to get him together with Dominika earlier if I can't, and tell him how horribly his relationship with Cuddy ended so he knows better than to even start it.

Avert the shooting. Moriaty was a patient so his info is in the PPTH files. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS. Or for a less murdery approach, try to get him arrested in April 2006 for violating New Jersey's strict gun laws.

Warn House about Tritter so he can switch patients with another clinic doctor.

Warn House to never get on a bus with Amber.

Tell Kutner I'm from the future and he's the only one who can prevent something horrible from happening (he's a Trekkie so he'll want to believe), then unfurl my big timeline poster and point at the "Kutner suicide early 2009" stickynote and ask him "so what's up with that, dude?"

Tell Wilson everything I can remember about his cancer -- he's an oncologist and thus can work backwards from there to figure out when to start checking for it so he can cut the tumor out while it's still just a tiny baby.

I would take a harm reduction approach to House's drug use, e.g., suggest that he try microdosing psilocybin and extend his liver's lifespan by substituting cannabis for some of his Vicodin and alcohol consumption.

Methods: Even though he doesn't have one for most of the show, House mentions a few times that he's entitled to hire an assistant, and I happen to be excellent at administrative work.

I think he'd be willing to hire me because working as his executive assistant / department secretary would position me to recognize patients as they come in so that I can discreetly pass along anything I remember, e.g., the kindergarten teacher has pork worms in her brain, ask the scientist in Antarctica to show you her feet, etc.

Meanwhile, I could lurk around the hospital preventing miscellaneous shit, e.g., get the gift shop volunteer from S01E04 to go home sick, ensure that the gunman from S05E09 is promptly admitted, diagnosed, and treated before he snaps and takes hostages, etc.

Possible sidequests:

Use my foreknowlege to get rich by milking online poker bonuses until the passage of the UIGEA in 2006, use my poker money to start flipping houses until 2007, get in on the "Big Short" in 2008, and set a Google Alert for "Bitcoin" so I can start mining/buying it from day one. Unfortunately, I haven't paid enough attention to individual stocks to play the market other than knowing that Amazon would be a good long-term buy & hold.

Use my riches to change the outcome of the 2016 election and try to steer the development of the internet and society in general in a slightly less stupid direction.

Send Pete Carroll a letter postdated just before the 2013 Superbowl telling him the outcome, then suggest for the final play of the 2014 Superbowl that the Seahawks try handing the ball off to Marshawn Lynch instead of throwing it because that throw will be intercepted. PRIORITIES.

How much would you tell House? How would you get him to believe you?

Your story about being from the future of an alternate universe in which House and everyone he knows are characters on a fictional TV show is already too batshit crazy to believe even without his kneejerk "everybody lies" skepticism. How would you differentiate yourself from all the patients who pull crazy stunts to try to get him to take their case?

My answer: For the "from the future" part, I'm hoping there's some sort of test that House could run to confirm that I was indeed vaccinated with a mRNA vaccine against the COVID-19/SARS-COV-2 virus. Given that neither of those things existed in 2004, that would be physical evidence that I'm not from around here now.

If producing physical evidence isn't possible, then I know that Vegetative State Guy from S03E15 is already a patient at PPTH because he'd been there for 10 years, so I'd find him and tell House about his son. I could also tell House enough about the cases from the first few episodes that I'm pretty sure he'd believe me by Christmas. I want in on Chinese food with Wilson.

I would wait until House accepted the "from the future" part before broaching the "fictional TV show" issue. Until then, "I watched a TV show about your life and cases" is a 100% true statement and it's not my fault if he assumes that show was a documentary. :)

Once he believed me, I'd tell him everything.

Who else would you tell? How much would you tell them?

There are people out there who would literally kill for your knowledge of the future, so going public or being too open about it seems highly risky.

My answer: I'd tell House, Wilson, and Chase right away. Kutner but not before Jan 2009. Maybe eventually Cuddy and the rest of the Diagnostics team if keeping my foreknowledge of the future from them proves too difficult.

House is the only one who gets to know everything. Everyone else is on a "need to know" basis.

I might also bring Bill Arnello (the brother/lawyer of the mob informant in S01E15 "Mob Rules") into the circle of trust because he could be a very useful resource for some of my sidequests, e.g., changing the outcome of the 2016 election far far far in advance and in the most direct way possible. (Hi, Secret Service! This is a purely hypothetical discussion about time travel and not at all indicative of any real criminal intent, pls do not pay me a visit, kthxbai.)

I think the only people I would tell the "fictional TV show" part to would be House, Wilson, and Chase, because there are things I need to warn them about that definitely wouldn't have been in a documentary. Like Chase needs to know that killing Diballa is 100% the right thing to do but he seriously needs to work on his OpSec. Everyone else gets the implied documentary lie of omission.

If I get caught knowing too much by random patients, I'll just claim to be psychic. Way more people believe in that than would believe in time travel.

What would you do?

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barryroyco · 8 months

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crying over kutner rn. taub breaking down after lashing out all episode. house desperately trying to make sense of it. his cute little photos. WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM FROM ME OBAMA

#house md #dr house #greg house #dr taub #taub #chris taub #lawrence kutner #dr kutner #kutner #kal penn

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robertseanleonardthinker · 4 months

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rewatching house and i'm on season 4 rn and every time kutner appears on my screen i get cuteness aggression. i need to squish him like a stress ball. i fucking love him hey why the fuck is a cop car pulling up to my high school lights and sirens rn

#got distracted mid post mb #APPARENTLY SOMEONE WAS DRIVING 95 MPH OUT HERE??? HELLO 😭#where the fuck could u have possibly managed to do that.....#anyways #house md #lawrence kutner #kutner #dr kutner #thanks obama

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xelarale · 6 months

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im on the episodes where house hallucinates amber and. wtf. why is fhis suddenly a horror show this ia so creepy i feel like im wathxing the shining if it was gay and about doctors

#house #house md #james wilson #greg house #hilson #medical malpractice #hate crimes md #gays #amber volakis #kutner #taub #thirteen #cuddy #lisa cuddy #💫

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bumblebaubles · 7 months

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top reveals of house md

((these had me gagged like no other)

SPOILERS!!!!

kutner being a bully

-that episode he was going IN on those school bullies rlly had me thinking mans had it rough like that but he APOLOGIZED FOR BEING A BULLY?!?!?

i was aghast

Taub attempted suicide

the way he was going in on the suicidal dad had me thinking he was just a hardass who denied some previous traumas but the way HOUSE GAGGED HIM AFTER KUTNERS DEATH?!??!

"good thing you got help" !!!! i had to walk away from my screen actually i was in shamble

cameron loved house

i had a legitimate cardiac episode

houses 24 hour hallucination

like the show got more and ore unhinged and all i did was watch with my jaw agape and my mind blown

wilsons brother

it simply broke me a bit

wilson dating amber

that season is still my favorite (im on season 6 now) it really changed my whole entire life

#house md #house #cameron #wilson #kutner #taub

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hegory-grousing · 5 months