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wilson and sarah (the cat) in s07e12: "you must remember this"
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kanakori · 2 days
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crazy out of context and not much better with context
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not-lupus · 12 hours
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brightbrutality · 24 hours
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danonators · 19 hours
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He's like a hamster storing food in his cheeks.
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housemdsuggestions · 3 days
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I was looking for a
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And then I found a
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feline-bookish · 3 days
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Hopefully I didn't already ask this but if you're still taking requests like James Wilson and his lover's reaction to his love handles (especially if he's like insecure about them)
Idk I swear I saw someone say he had them and then I'm pretty sure House makes a joke about 'the ladies not loving the love handles' in one episode???
James’ Lovehandles
This is a head canon because why not and also I think this request fits better with one. Honestly he’s so cute.
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I don’t think he’s the kind of guy to be so self-conscious (the guy flirts with every nurse he works with) but for the sake for this ask we’ll put a condition on it. Let’s just say that he’s self-conscious with someone he really loves. Just because someone cares more about their appearance and whatnot when it comes to the opinions of someone they really care about.
He’d probably take up the gym and then fall behind because let’s face it, between you, House, and his job he doesn’t have the time.
He still takes care of himself though. From what I’ve seen on the show he doesn’t eat nearly as much crap as House (he still eats a bit though).
In the beginning of the relationship he doesn’t like taking his shirt off.
He doesn’t like his stomach being touched.
And when you do touch him he has this nagging sensation in the back of his mind that tells him to pull away.
But when he does and you get sad he feels bad so that’s why he stopped pulling away.
If you figure it out that he has some issue you ask him what’s wrong.
“I just don’t like being touched there.”
“Why? There has to be a reason.”
“I have,” he sighs.
“You have what?” You prompt him to continue.
“Love handles.”
You’ll laugh and tell him that’s a silly reason for him to not want you to touch him and you thought he was hurt or something.
You’ll spend the rest of the time loving on him and making him feel less self-conscious.
Even feel around and tell him there’s a reason why they are called love handles.
“Why?” He asks with a blush. Your hands are feeling his stomach as you cuddle him in the couch.
“Because I have more of you to grip.”
This is how you find out James is ticklish on his stomach. You just grip his love handles and he starts laughing.
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Sweatshirt (Greg House x reader)
Summary: House gets jealous by a certain article of clothing you're wearing
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Warnings: petty/jealous House (aka the best kind), heavily implied poly House x reader x Wilson in case that's not your thing, very mild and brief swearing
A/N: based off a random little thought I had. don't ask me when during the show this is supposed to be set because I have no clue
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It was missing. Wilson's McGill sweatshirt was missing, and House was very upset. It was his turn to wear it, and although he could've sworn he left it balled up on his side of the bed before he left for work it wasn't there when he returned.
The thought popped into his head that someone might've stolen it, but that was just stupid. After all, who would break into his apartment just to take a sweater?
You, apparently, as he soon came to realize when combing back over his place to look for it. He hadn't noticed it on you at first when he walked in, but now it was hard to miss, like a bright red target painted across your chest.
He almost glared at the way you were casually lounging on the couch, reading a book as if you hadn't stolen from him. "You're wearing his sweater." It wasn't a question, rather a statement, which made sense due to how very obvious the fact was.
You looked up from where you'd been reading and gave him an unimpressed look. "And you walk with a cane. Tell me something I don't know."
The corners of his lips quirked upwards into an amused half smile, but he tried to push his fond thoughts of you to the side for the time being. "You know, it's my turn to wear his sweater."
Letting out a hum, you dropped your eyes back down to the book in your hands and lazily turned the page. "Technically, it's my turn, after you decided to hide it for three weeks so I couldn't wear it."
That was true, he did do that. It was for no reason other than to mess with you, but now he was really started to regret his past decisions, something that rarely happened, if ever.
"You stole it from me, right out of my very own bed," he tried a different approach, putting on a face of mock hurt and offense in hopes of swaying you and getting it back. "Shame on you."
"You stole it from me first." Damn it, you had him there. "I was just returning the favor."
House stood there in front of you for a few minutes more hoping you'd somehow break with no such luck. Sighing loudly, he flopped down in his armchair, giving you a dirty look. "You know, two wrongs don't make a right."
You glanced up from your book, peeking at him from over the top of it. "An ethics lecture coming from you of all people? Well, this oughta be good." Now, it was your turn to be amused, something that didn't bode well with his competitive nature.
Seeing as it wasn't going to happen any other way, he tried a more direct approach in order to get you to give it back. "I want it. I want to wear it. It's mine."
"Technically, no, it's not. It's Wilson's, and I'm borrowing it," you pointed out, appearing unbothered by the evil look getting thrown your way. "Go find something else of his to wear if it's upsetting you so bad."
"I don't want to wear something else, though," he whined obnoxiously, trying to get on your nerves. It was working, but not nearly enough to get him what he wanted.
"Tough, because I'm wearing it right now. You're just going to have to deal with it."
Part of you thought that maybe you'd won this argument when he got up and left the room, but that thought was soon diminished when he came back less than a few minutes later, throwing something at your head.
"Really?" You asked in obvious irritation while pulling the shirt he'd thrown at you off your head.
"Put that on, and give me the sweatshirt back. That way you'll still feel all cozy and close to your doting boyfriends without having to wear that specifically," he reasoned as he stood there, his hands resting on the top of his cane. He looked proud of himself, like he was a little kid who'd finally solved a puzzle.
Despite your annoyance, it was hard to keep the slight smile off your face. Still, you weren't going to let him win that easily. "I'm not wearing it because of sentimental value. I'm wearing it because it's comfortable."
He groaned loudly, becoming visibly annoyed. "Why must you always be so damn difficult?"
"Funny, I could ask you the same question," you muttered as you held up the shirt and took a good look at it. It was one of House's old band tees, which made you realize something. "Hold on, are you jealous because you don't get to wear the sweatshirt, or is it because I'm wearing Wilson's clothes and not yours?"
The obvious pout on his face quickly gave away the answer. "Just give me the sweatshirt now, and I'll promise I'll give it back later." He held his hand out expectantly, resulting in you throwing his shirt back at his face.
"Nice try, but you're going to have to pry this off my cold, dead body." You settled back into the couch with your book as he walked away, grumbling under his breath. It appeared as though you'd won the battle, for now at least.
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End notes: I've never written for House before but I tried to capture his personality the best I could! Hope y'all liked the Hilson references sprinkled in lol
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deadpoets · 2 days
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SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (2004) // HOUSE MD (2004-2012)
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bonojour · 1 day
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house and the cat in s05e18: "here kitty"
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kanakori · 2 days
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crazy episode
seeing house fight jealousy about two people at the same time is a treat
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not-lupus · 12 hours
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THE GOOD PLACE | S04E13 • Whenever You're Ready HOUSE, M.D. | S06E09 • Wilson
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lovelenivy · 5 months
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mouse bites™
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ayo-edebiri · 6 months
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House M.D. (2004-2012) I 4.12 - Don't Ever Change
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