as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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After scoring that second goal in finding the bruins seem a little to relaxed too me please continue trying to kill the leafs thank you
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my favorite fourth line moron turned captain & future HOFer 🥹🥹🥹
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thanks dude but i think i got this covered
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that was a solid pk now please for the love of god stop making line changes like morons
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middle aged actor with dwindling job prospects please don't dye over your grays. you may think that this is the cure but i assure you it's an entirely novel burden. your actions do little but reap crops of sorrow on fields of illusion. your grays are testament to a virile vigour made stale by loreal natural black
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