i want love
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
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man of many tricks and tools and joy
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Pig, Sam Sax
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮
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"debit or credit?" personality :) (walks out of the store without paying)
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i started watching gen v and all i can say is,,, every single one of those bitches bisexual
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everyone else: fighting for their lives
marie and jordan:
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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It's fun reading writers who clearly grew up in suburban/urban environments as someone who grew up on a farm because they're always like "oh it was so creepy, woods at night, eerily breathtaking, something was living in there..." and it's like yeah that'll be the deer.
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GEN V GEN V GEN V
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follow the light
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