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feel like i should be sorry about this one

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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

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my therapist: so how are you doing today?

me:

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turn up that fucking hurdy gurdy

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gay people will say "i know a spot" and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then it's a time loop and then

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The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

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Customer: :3 DMV: SILLY Verdict: DENIED

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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disgusts me deeply to say it but 30 dollars is basically the new 20 dollars

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New IKEA AFTONSPARV plush line

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Built like Bilbo Baggins.

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I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]