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*Tony and Pepper talking about their daughter.*
Pepper: “Y/N just got her learner’s permit.”
Tony: “We’ve been taking turns driving with her.”
—— *describing various experiences*——
*Tony and Y/N driving.*
Tony sitting in the passenger seat inspecting car interior. : “This navigation system is all messed up. It thinks we’re in a park.”
Tony looks up and panics: “Oh my god! It is a park! Away from the kids! Aim for the lake! Oh my god!”
Y/N screaming: “I don’t want to die!”
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[Natasha speaking Russian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Tony: You speak Russian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault"
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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Tony: I'm a Stark, flirting is part of my heritage.
Clint: What does that mean?
Natasha: His father was a slut too.
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Peter: Sometimes Tony asks me “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
Peter: I’ve learned that that actually means ‘stop’
Peter: He is never very interested in my thought process
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Tony: So, are you two dating now?
Y/N & Natasha: Yes.
Tony: Why?
Y/N: I happen to find Natasha very appealing.
Tony: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Natasha.
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Headcanon that when Peter accidentally calls Tony dad for the first time, he immediately freaks out over his slip-up (as usual) but Tony is running on like -20 hours of sleep and doesn’t even notice the mistake but he responds to it so suddenly Peter spirals into ANOTHER crisis because does that mean Tony thinks of Peter as his son, or did he just not hear him right? And now he doesn’t know how to bring it up without outing the fact that he wants Mr. Stark to be his dad
Peter: “Hey, dad?”
Peter, internally: Wait, shit shit! Why did I say that? I can’t call Mr. Stark DAD. That’s so creepy-
Tony, dead on his feet and hearing colors: “Yeah, Pete?”
Peter:
Peter, tearing up: “Um-”
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Tetsuo: The Iron Man (鉄男), 1989, dir. Shinya Tsukamoto
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morgan: *finds a stray cat*
morgan: can we keep it?
pepper: your dad is allergic
morgan:
morgan: dad can stay outside
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Steve: Tony!! Tonnny!!!
Peter: what are you doing?
Steve: I can't find tony
Peter: oh I can, watch this
Peter proceeds to put on a deep voice
Peter: I HATE PETER PARKER
Tony popping out from thin air
Tony: WHO THE HELL SAID THAT ABOUT MY CREEPY CRAWLY KID.
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Peter, sneaking in through the lab window after patrolling till 3 am on a school night, running into Tony still working on a project 4 hours after he told Pepper he'd come to bed in 'five minutes':
Tony: I won't tell May if you don't tell Pepper
Peter: Deal... can I help?
Tony: You have school in 4 hours.
Peter: You didn't even go to bed last night!
Tony: ... okay but you're on fire extinguisher duty
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*Avengers at Y/N’s safe house*
Tony: “Got any drinks?”
Y/N: “I have one beer. Take a sip, pass it around.”
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Tony: Peter, why are there so many spiders in your room? Just because you’re part spider it doesn’t mean you don’t have to clean your room, I’m going to kill them.
Peter: No, these are my children!
Tony: Like…literally?
Peter: Adopted! I saved them from a burning building last week and know they’re mine.
Tony: Last week, wasn’t that the time you laid in the Med-Bay with second degree burns and a smoke poisoning, because you wouldn’t leave a burning building for reason you wouldn’t tell me?
Peter: Uh, I’ve gotta go
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Tony: Y/N, your phone is ringing.
Y/N: Who is it?
Tony: It says "mommy is calling".
Y/N: Oh, it's Natasha.
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Natasha: [accidentally hits Tony with her car]
Tony: You hit me with your car.
Natasha: You hit my car with your body.
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Peter: [making a full dinner]
Clint: Any chance that’s for me?
Peter: It’s for Mr Stark, I’m going to make some bad decisions tonight and I need him on my side
Clint: I never realised how much work went into being a disappointment
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Tony: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Natasha: At the hands of your team mate?
Tony: An accident!!!
Natasha: That’s how I’m gonna make it look.
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