#incorrectbatfam

[magnoliasandarson]

Red Fans Bonding

Tim: Welcome to Applebee's would you like Apples or Bees? Black Mask (visibly sweating): I'm allergic to Apples- Tim: He wants the Bees! Jason (shaking a hive in a trashbag): Open wide-

#tim drake #jason todd #incorrectbatfam #batfam #overheard batfam #dc universe #dc comics #dc characters #batman #red hood #red robin

[workaholic-slacker]

*after being punished by Cale*

Hong: Oh, man. My butt

Ohn: Talk about cruel and unusual punishment

Hong: And for an hour? I thought it'd never end

Raon: I know. How dare Human make us sit in those uncomfortable chairs and think about what we'd done!

#via- #incorrectbatfam #lcf #lout of count's family #cale henituse #raon miru #ohn #hong #ohn and hong #incorrect lcf quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf #trash of the count's family

[bluerecl]

Idk if they do bluepulse anymore but incorrectbatfam on here and ao3 (moreso ao3)

@incorrectbatfam 💌

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#inbox #anonymous #incorrectbatfam #lovemail wednesday #mod is personally a big fan #if you’d like to be un @‘d just let me know! #i still go back to read almost comical from time to time since it’s publication #thanks for the ask anon!

[mamaspidershit]

[at Peter's funeral] Natasha: *places her hand on the headstone and sobs* Natasha: How could you do this to me? We are so understaffed.

#credit: incorrectbatfam #peter parker #spider man #natasha romanoff #black widow #incorrect natasha romanoff #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[themiraculousladyblog]

Chat Noir: *randomly hugs Marinette*

Marinette: What are you doing?

Chat Noir: Appreciating the little things in life.

Marinette:

Marinette: Die.

#miraculous ladybug #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #chat noir #marinette #incorrect quotes #incorrect miraculous ladybug quotes #incorrect ml quotes #mlb incorrect quotes #miraculous ladybug fandom #miraculous ladybug incorrect quotes #ml #ml fandom #miraculous #source: incorrectbatfam

[star-trek-shallot]

Chekov: Can I ask a question, Keptin?

Kirk: Sure. Shoot.

Chekov: *pulls out phaser, shoots the ceiling*

Chekov: Can I ask my question now?

#source: @incorrectbatfam #tw gun use #tw guns #tw gun #tw weapon #tw shooting #star trek #star trek tos #star trek: tos #star trek incorrect quotes #incorrect star trek quotes #star trek memes #james kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #james tiberius kirk #captain kirk #pavel chekov #ensign chekov #tos chekov #tw canon typical violence

[cinnamonzor]

Caleb, sick: [pours Nyquil and orange juice in his coffee]

Caduceus: You would make a fascinating toxicology lesson.

#incorrect quotes #critical role #the mighty nein #caleb widogast #caduceus clay #source: incorrectbatfam

[wiliam22pro]

All of my life

Cullen: All of my life flashed before my eyes.

Cullen: It was really boring.

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#Avatar #incorrectbatfam Badge image.Badge image. #1d ago #Cullen: All of my life flashed before my eyes. #Cullen: It was really boring. #source: chicken run #cullen row #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[kaitcreates]

The Blackthorn Family running a restraunt

Julian: The head chef barking orders at everyone and analyzing every dish.

Mark: The dishwasher who basically fills the whole kitchen in a cloud of steam

Helen: The bartender because she's the only one legally allowed.

Aline: The hostess who sits people she doesn't like by the bathrooms

Dru: The rollerskating waitress balancing 8 hot plates on her arms and smiling through gritted teeth

Livvy: The finance guy drowning in receipts because people can't be bothered to add their own tips

Ty: The pastry chef who actually knows the difference between macaroons and macarons

Tavvy: They legally can't make him do anything except wipe down the menus

Emma: The customer who's there so often she's on a nickname basis with everyone else

#shadowhunters #the shadowhunter chronicles #tsc #the dark artifices #tda #the blackthorns #helen blackthorn #mark blackthorn #blackthorn family #ty blackthorn #livvy blackthorn #dru blackthorn #cristina rosales #julian blackthorn #emma carstairs #tavvy blackthorn #kieran kingson #aline penhallow #source: incorrectbatfam

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: Of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal. Derek: ...Explain. Peter: Well, if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime lord. Derek: ...That's not— that— Boyd: No, the logic is sound.

(source)

#teen wolf #peter hale #ian bohen #derek hale #tyler hoechlin #vernon boyd #sinqua walls #source: incorrectbatfam

[godsofhumanity]

Athena, dramatically: Life spares no sympathy for the eldest child :(

Dionysus: You may have been the first born, but I was the first dead, bitch.

Zeus: Dionysus, please.

#pretend this is the first time you’ve seen this quote being used. #athena #dionysus #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: incorrectbatfam (tumblr) #zeus

[natsskydivingcrew]

Steve: You have to believe me!

Bucky: Steve, you are the last good person on this earth. I would believe cartoon birds combed your hair this morning.

#Ni because steve is a little shit #Bucky knows he is all bs and fucking the government #Source: incorrectbatfam #marvel #mcu #avengers #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel memes #avengers memes #bucky barnes #stucky #steve rogers #captain america #wintershield #winter soldier #wintercap #steve x bucky

[soullessbullshit]

Ayrenn: I officially declare today Casual Fredas.

Ayrenn: [rips off pants to reveal Hawaiian shorts underneath]

Courtier: It's Tirdas.

#incorrect quotes #elder scrolls #elder scrolls online #eso #ayrenn #queen ayrenn #source: incorrectbatfam

[incorrectringsofpower]

Halbrand: I got you something that will make you happy. I call them "Opposite Tortures." Galadriel: You mean presents? Halbrand: Yes, that's better, thank you.

#trop #trop crack #trop spoilers #the rings of power #the rings of power spoilers #halbrand #sauron #galadriel #incorrect quotes #incorrectringsofpower #source: the good place #inspo: incorrectbatfam

[mamaspidershit]

Peter: *finds a stray cat* Peter: Can we keep it? Natasha: Sorry, kid, Maria is allergic. Peter: Maria can stay outside.

#credit: incorrectbatfam #peter parker #natasha romanoff #spider man #black widow #mama spider #incorrect peter parker #incorrect natasha romanoff #incorrect mama spider #incorrect avengers #incorrect spiderman quotes

[incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes]

Mcgonagall: Mister Kim, I need you to fill out another application, this time do it correctly.

Jae: Why?

Mcgonagall: You put "Pizza" as your gender, pizza is not a gender.

Jae: but everyone wants a piece of me.

#source: it was on facebook by supposedly from incorrectbatfam at least that's all i could find but they say incorrect quotes ideas #hogwarts mystery #hphm #Incorrect hogwarts mystery quotes #Harry Potter #jae kim #jae hphm #professor mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #McGonagall