Adrien: I wish I was an actual cat, then I can maybe sleep all day and the people I love would cuddle me and make me feel safe and warm, and maybe I can get adopted into a home I always wanted
Plagg: That's why you have that ridiculous bell, it represents your subconsciousness desires
Adrien: What- really!?
Plagg: Also, you need a therapist
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Kagami: why do you want a dog so badly?
Marinette: they wait for you to come home and get excited over little things
Kagami: so does Adrien
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Them in my lil au I'm cooking up:
Marinette: Adrien please wait!
Adrien, with tears in his eyes: how could you, Marinette? After everything we've been through?!
Marinette: I promise, it's not like that! Kagami may be the love of my life, but you are my one and only best friend!
Adrien, sniffling: for reals?
Marinette: for reals. I could never betray our bestie bond
Adrien: thank you. That means the world to me
Adrien and Marinette: *embraces in a beautiful friendship hug*
Luka and Kagami, the unfortunate suckers that fell in love with them: what the actual hell is this-
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Marinette: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.."
Chat: I saw you.
Marinette: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Adrien Agreste in a banana costume.
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Adrien, dreamily: "I love my girlfriend..."
Zoe, not bitter at all: "I love your girlfriend too."
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Chat Noir, snuggling beside Marinette: You're the best thing that has ever happened to me. You're my star, the light in my darkest days.
Marinette, jumping awake: What the heck- I thought I locked the door?!
Chat Noir:
Chat Noir: The window was open.
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Kagami: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Kagami: Adrien is still mad about it, but me and Marinette were drunk and thought it was funny.
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Chat Noir: Don’t worry, I speak cat.
Chat Noir: turns to cat Hewwo ówò.
Y/N: I am going to kill you.
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Carapace: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Chat Noir's locked himself in the restroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Marinette: come on guys, let's just hug it out
Marinette, Adrien, Kagami and Félix: *snuggling into a group hug*
Adrien: who took my wallet?
Félix: sorry
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Adrien: You're my partner, my best friend, and the love of my life. I hope you know I would do anything for you. Absolutely anything.
Marinette: I want you to disobey your father's orders.
Adrien: Absolutely not.
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