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[murasaki-cha]

Tcf part 2 chapter 287

Eruhaben: I wanted to find Ryan's body because no matter how much I disliked him I thought it was my role as an ancient dragon to remove his traces. Me: Awww I love you Eruhaben: I was also going to conduct some research on his carcass to figure out how he was manipulating that thing similar to black despair that contained dead mana Me: Awww I love you

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[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

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[xx3bvvx]

Meeting your future self:

Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life.

Future! Cale: I wish that, too.

Cale: wh...why?

Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?

Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.

Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!

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[nerdypostpatrol]

alberu:"Dragon-nim give me strenght to deal with cale bullshit" passerbay:"shouldn't you pray to God?" alberu:*murderous face*"never say that 'G word' in front of me again"

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[justanedgycatgirl]

Alberu, after putting Cale in the spot light : Cale’s going to kill me

Choi Han: No, he’ll make me do it

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[merpingpangolin]

Cale: You should go home and take care of yourself, your health is important.

Ron, Choi han, Beacrox, Roan, Everyone else:

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[hajidumps]

Alberu: What are we?

Choi Han: People

Alberu: No, like truly what are we?

Cale: You're a dark elf and we're korean

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[unadulteratedbluebirdnightmare]

I saw this alcale interaction and I couldn't not comment, it was like this:

*cale do a huuuge big shit*

Cale: hey, hyung, I-

Alberu: hyung? I'm the crown prince bich, shut up, call me your highness

Cale: ok your magesty🤗

*alver discovers that cale do a good shit*

Cale: hey you magesty, I-

Alberu: why aren't you calling me hyung?☹️call me hyung

.

And that's my interpretation

.

Cale must have been like: wasn't I the son of a bitch?

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[suspectshicmuon]

How evil are you?

Kiyoung: I’m a devil and this is evil! I live my life with it!

Dokja: I’m a fighter and I’ll sacrifice someone and myself to survive! And no kids, don’t follow me!

Cale: I’m a scammer and I scam people left and right, terrorist, corruptor…

Everyone: No Cale, that’s not evil, that’s saving people!

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[joylessnightsky]

Cale, picking up important people left and right: It’s an easy fix, really.

Cale, getting involved in historic events and playing a main part in them: Frankly, I just want to be left alone.

Cale, building up an international underground organisation: I want my peace, and that’s all I need.

Cale, uncovering intrigues, betrayals and the truth behind myths: And all I have to do to get that is keep the bad stuff away.

Cale, effectively manipulating more than one continent at once: And the best way to do that is simply making sure it won’t be a problem anymore.

Cale, changing everything about history and establishing himself as unforgettable: That’s all I’m doing - and then I’ll be forgotten and can live in peace.

Cale, bring the thriving force at saving the world: It’s a bit of a twisted path, really, but I avoid responsibility where I can.

Cale, a martyrer with an army ready to save him at any cost within multiple worlds: I’m a selfish trash soon to be living the sweet, sweet slacker life, is what I’m saying.

The entire world: …

Bud: I’m gonna tell him. Somebody should probably tell him, right?

Cale, genuinely oblivious: Tell me what?

Clopeh: You’re a legend, Cale-nim! The legend among legends, the-

Cale: Enough out of you. You’re not as funny as you think. Crazy bastard…

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[veivie]

Alver: Cale henituse, I hate you and I want to spend the rest of my life hating you.

Cale: are you proposing?

Alver: duh.

Cale: son of a bi-. Yes.

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[murasaki-cha]

The Soos embody that "childhood friends who have witnessed every embarrassing moment in each other's life and are so used to each other's bullshit they don't question any of the actions the other does anymore" energy

And I have receipts for this:

Cale: *stops the Plaza Terror Invident and coughs up blood for the first time*

Choi Jung Soo and Sui Khan: *pops party poppers* congrats to our dongsaeng he did it! Now let's cut the cake

God of Death to Choi Jung Gun: they prepared the "Congrats Cale on Fucking Up Your Slacker Life Again" banner 3 weeks ago. Cale hadn't even planned on going to the plazza yet

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God of Death: Lee Soo Hyuk reincarnated and Choi Jung Soo became a wanderer

Cale: of course they did I should have foreseen this

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Sui appears as a hawk beastman: sup

Cale: ........ damn it I thought you were gonna be a baby

Sui: missed you too <3

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Choi Jung Soo: *crashes from the ceiling right in front of his friends who have been looking for his fugitive ass for weeks*

Cale: oh we found him

Sui: *mild annoyance but not surprised*

Choi Jung Soo: hi guys

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[fictional2dcharacters]

Choi Han:*just entering a room* Hey… guys why are Mary and Cale-nim just hugging in the hallway?

Eruhaben: have you not noticed?

Choi Han: Noticed what?

Rosalyn:Well, recently Mary has been approaching Cale-nim at random times and just started hugging him.

Choi Han:*looks back in the hallway to see if they’re still there* But… why are they just standing there?

Eruhaben: We think he’s just frozen in confusion and worry, he doesn’t dare disengage the hug.

Choi Han: What’s the longest they’ve hugged somewhere before?

Rosalyn: I think at least like 25 minutes.

Choi Han:…

Eruhaben: I think he’s genuinely worried about her.

Choi Han: And why is Mary doing this?

Rosalyn: I think it’s her attempt at a “joke”

Eruhaben: Well, I for one find it incredibly amusing.

Rosalyn:… Same. I’m a bit tempted to start doing it myself to be honest…

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[xx3bvvx]

Rereading chapter 614, and I can't stop laughing at what Raon said,

Raon had made sure to remember what Cale told him since Cale had never said anything wrong other than talking about being a slacker, saying that he is going to rest, or denying the fact that he is a hero.

LAMOOOOO cale you poor bastard, even Raon doesn't believe in you slacker life. 😂😂😂😂

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[nerdypostpatrol]

first meet with cale

alberu:*dont want to have any business with him*

After many many meet with cale later

Alberu:"You bastard(affectionally)"

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[justanedgycatgirl]

Cale: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults!  Choi Han : So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?  Cale: Obviously. Now, Alberu , pass the shovel. 

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