#eruhaben

[murasaki-cha]

Eruhaben: Unlucky bastard don't you have that little voice in your head that tells you to stop when things get too dangerous?

Cale, in bed after fainting: a what-

Cale: *remembers Super Rock* actually I do I just ignore him most of the time

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #cale henituse #eruhaben #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes

[rie-092]

CURSED CHILD.

「 tcf x child! reader 」

summary : the white star loved his child, he really does.

‘ OH, GOSH. I HATE MY LIFE. ’

The red-haired child couldn't help but frown as she walked through the hallways of the orphanage. Everyone knew how famous the Sekka family is in the Paerun Kingdom. That's why when the son and the future duke of that family showed an interest in an orphan like her, the whole orphanage became happy.

The little redhead's reddish brown eyes held a glint of annoyance as she looked at her arms that were covered with the sleeves of her clothes. The fact that the young master of the Sekka dukedom is here to visit her again, made the staff of the orphanage buy an expensive-looking dress that'll surely cover her bruises and dress her up. "You better not mess up this time, (name)."

"Yes." The little girl blankly said as they stopped walking. (Name), the girl looked at the huge door in front of her with a stoic expression on her face. "You were lucky that Young Master Clopeh is fond of you."

Fond? Seems like he's obsessed to me.

She deadpanned, watching how the woman in front of her opened the door. Revealing a young man sitting in a wheelchair, elegantly sipping on his tea. Rei could only sigh as she saw how the woman who was supposed to be her caretaker blushed at the sight. And she only blushed even more when Clopeh tucked his white hair behind his ear as his brilliant green eyes met (name)'s reddish-brown ones. (Name) wanted to curse and run away when she saw how Clopeh's face brightened when he saw her.

"(Name)!"

Rei's lips curved onto a bright smile as she walked towards Clopeh while internally telling herself that violence was never an answer. "Hello, sir!" Acting like a child was something that Rei was used to so this was a piece of cake for her. Clopeh smiled fondly as he ruffled (Name)'s hair before looking at the woman behind her, signalling her to leave. And the woman gladly obeyed.

And seeing that her caretaker left. (Name) found herself wishing that the Arm would appear before her and slash her body into two so she could just move on to her next life and make sure to avoid the people who were similar to the guy in front of her. The calm and noble-like aura that Clopeh was radiating earlier completely disappeared. He clasped his hands together and started reciting some kind of prayer before looking at the little redhead with a blush on his face.

This lunatic. (Name) sweatdrop.

The most handsome bachelor in the Paerun Kingdom? A noble knight? The future head of the Sekka household? No. In (name)'s eyes, Clopeh Sekka was a certified lunatic who for some reason started to treat her like some kind of God.

"I brought your favourite cookie with me, (Name)-nim."

Ah fuck, I hate my life.

#platonic #tcf x reader #manhwa x reader #platonic yandere x reader #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #yandere manhwa x reader #cale henituse x reader #white star #alberu crossman #lcf #raon miru #eruhaben #sheritt #series #platonic yandere #clopeh sekka #platonic tcf

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Choi Han: I don't want Cale-nim to die

Alberu: I also don't want my dongsaeng to die

Rosalyn: So now we have to make sure that Young Master Cale doesn't want Young Master Cale to die.

Eruhaben: That's a good plan. But have you seen that unlucky bastard? Do you even think it's possible?

#tcf #choi han #alberu crossman #rosalyn #eruhaben #cale henituse #stop nearly dying cale #you're traumatizing your companions #lcf

[amluuz]

Eruhaben from Trash of the Count’s Family💛

I couldn't resist the feminine urge to want to draw Grandpa Goldie

#trash of the count's family #trash of the counts family #eruhaben #fanart #isekai #artists on tumblr #tcf #tcf fanart #tcf eruhaben

[runahades]

"Elegance is the beauty never fades."

#trash of the count's family #tcf #lcf #tcf fanfic #lcf fanfic #cale hentuse #choi han #raon miru #on #hong #rosalyn #hannah #jack #bud illis #glenn poeff #ron molan #beacrox molan #eruhaben #rasheel #milan #dodori #sheritt #lock #maes #family #fluff #After the War #my oc #lout of the count’s family

[xx3bvvx]

What's your problem:

The white radish: cale henituse, that bastard is my problem, he is destroying my very smart plans.

Eruhaben-nim: Sigh.... I have 99 problems, and all of them are the unlucky bastard.

Cookie Prince: Without any doubt, Cale henituse.

Bud: ..... I am my problem.

#may ws plans rest in peace #golide needs some serious help #alberu wants to die #he has gone crazy #tcf #cale henituse #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf meme #tcf humor #bud illis #white star #alberu crossman #eruhaben

[forgetme-eternally-blissfully]

Choi Han sees a weird stick in Cale’s hair.

“Oh, wait Cale-nim, let me…” With the slight height advantage, Cale doesn’t actually have a choice but to let the swordmaster do as he wishes.

For moment he fiddles around, trying to grab the elusive, tangled object, when he suddenly feels Cale lean into his hand. He watches with bated breath as Cale closes his eyes.

(‘Ah, I’m so tired that I’m leaning on Choi Han. Aigoo, he must think I’m pathetic.)

Choi Han spends another minute to get the stick out, claiming that it was particularly stuck in his long hair. He burns this memory into his mind while also promising to never tell another soul.

Eruhaben is next. He notices the red head’s soft locks, freshly washed and neatly air-dried with magic. As a dragon, he doesn’t think twice about the temptation, standing from his spot on the couch to test if Cale’s hair is even half as soft as it appears to be.

It is, he learns.

(Cale shivers. Is Eruhaben threatening him? Just in case, Cale bows his head to hide his fearful expression.)

The dragon watches with amusement, thinking that it’s only natural to offer one’s head to a dragon as powerful as him. Until he feels Cale almost… press into his palm absentmindedly. Eruhaben vividly feels the exact moment that his heart melts into a puddle of affection.

He definitely will use this against the bastard next time he has the opportunity.

Oddly, On and Hong figure it out next. Cale is sitting in his usual chair, reading a book with his hair falling into his face picturesquely. On recalls when Rosalyn did her hair up with a pretty pin, making it easy to move around without getting in her face.

On considers if Cale would mind On experimenting a little, immediately coming to the conclusion that he wouldn’t give two shits.

She transforms into her human form and moves behind the chair. Of course, Cale doesn’t bat an eye at her unusual movements. When she gathers his hair up in her hands, he doesn’t miss a beat, leaning back to give her better access. He only changes the angle of his book so he can still read. Hong observes his sister from Cale’s lap with curiosity.

Her upbeat attitude is ruined quickly because she doesn’t know how to braid nor tie up hair, and is missing the necessary bows and pins to do it in the first place. She runs her fingers through his vibrant red hair as she tries to remember what Rosalyn did.

Hong’s eyes go wide. Cale had stopped reading as his sister continued her ministrations, closing his eyes and leaning back, relaxing into his seat. Hong urgently signals for his sister to witness this.

Her eyes narrow in on the sight with a calculating gaze. She changes the way her hands run through his hair, simply running her fingers through and carefully untangling it instead. Cale’s face gradually loses its constant pinch.

(‘Yes, the children should do whatever they want, even play with my hair.’ Cale internally nods to himself.)

On, unlike Choi Han or Eruhaben, tests her limits. She continues her gentle pattern without pausing. After a few minutes, both of the cats hear Cale’s breathing taper away into a relaxed rhythm. On silently makes eye contact with her brother, and they make a secret promise to not make a big deal about this, lest this trick never work again.

They hear Ron before he enters the room and On casually returns to her car form, stealthily and softly landing on Cale’s lap. Ron enters, pausing at the sight of his puppy young master.

Smiling benignly, he darkly assumes that Cale had been so exhausted that he managed to fall asleep in the middle of reading.

On and Hong don’t correct him.

If Cale has an especially bitter lemon tea that night, he doesn’t make a big deal about it. Not when the crown prince calls him soon after it arrives.

He arrives at the palace where the Crown Prince learns of this spreading secret. Cale uses his superior glib tongue to force a frown on Alberu’s exhausted expression, and the exasperated hyung sighs, walking around to the couch where his dongaeng is sprawled. He places a hand on his shoulder, threatening Cale with a high political position if he doesn’t stop doing dangerous things and causing trouble.

Cale shudders and agrees. Alberu smiles at this, his hand moving to ruffle his adorable dongsaeng’s hair.

(Cale sighs, closing his eyes and humoring his affectionate hyung. He leans back, questioning why everyone has been so touchy lately.)

Alberu feels his heart stop and stutter at the fragile sight. Cale looks completely at ease, slumped in the couch cushions and pressing his head into Alberu’s palm like a cat. His lip is quirked up slightly, but Alberu would bet a golden plaque that Cale hasn’t a single idea on what he looks like right now, otherwise he wouldn’t be even half as relaxed as he is right now.

He resembles a lazy cat. He’s being pet whilst lounging, with a content and pleased expression edging on his face. If this goes on long enough, Cale might even fall asleep.

Alberu continues talking without letting his smile leak through into his words, stroking the top of Cale’s head in an absent minded motion.

(Cale ignores the sneaking chill on the back of his neck, too focused on Alberu’s words about the kingdom. The petting is a bit strange, but Alberu is the crown prince, so he’ll allow it.)

As predicted, Cale doesn’t mention it.

After a minute though, Cale starts to frown, beginning to acknowledge the feeling that he’s being scammed somehow.

“Hyung, do you have a headache?”

Alberu acts like a polite and caring hyung, starting to massage Cale’s head.

(Cale frowns more. Something is definitely going on.)

Cale opens his eyes, protesting. “Your highness, my health is perfect at the moment. You, our shining sun, couldn’t possibly-“ Alberu changes from massaging to running his fingers through Cale’s hair.

(Cale sighs, cutting off. It was just a ploy to play with Cale’s hair. He should’ve expected his highness to scam him in this way too.)

Alberu grins when Cale stops talking, looking resigned to his fate. He goes completely limp, and Alberu’s blunt fingernails scratch against Cale’s scalp gently. Cale visibly shudders at the feeling.

(‘Too scary, what if he scratches and draws blood? If Raon finds out, he’s going to feed me soggy apple pie…’)

Alberu preens at finding Cale’s weakness.

On slyly asks Rosalyn to do up Cale’s hair one day- as an experiment- and is extremely pleased when Cale not only agrees, but he closes his eyes and falls asleep soon after the Mage is done gently tugging his hair into place and adorning it with intricate pins and accessories. Choi Han walks in on this scene and threatens Rosalyn to keep it a secret (after melting a bit on the inside). She agrees with a sly smile.

If only Cale knew how everyone was going to use this to scam him in the future…

Eventually the misconception that Cale likes to have his hair played with goes around the entire group. Cale- of course- is completely clueless. He just thinks that everyone suddenly became obsessed with his hair.

Ron is the only one who can’t get Cale to relax. Even Bud somewhat managed it, but Cale stays vigilant no matter what his old butler does. Ron finds his puppy young master to be amusing.

Cale really doesn’t understand what they want with his hair. Do they want his hair?

(He asks Ron for a trim a few days later. Ron only cuts off the dead ends and leaves it neat but long, much to the young masters displeasure.)

#for the record cale is definitely somewhat enjoying it. he’s just oblivious to his own emotions #and ​rejects all ideas of enjoying physical affection. bc all he needs is his slacker life and nothing else #so if he gets used to the petting and feels more relaxed afterwards… it’s purely coincidental #tcf #I’ve been mimicking the writing style of tcf recently and I’m not sure if that’s a good or bad thing yet #… I should write smth and ask my sibling to peer review it and tell me if it’s better or worse than my style before #trash of the count’s family #lcf #lout of the counts family #cale henituse #choi han #eruhaben #on and hong #alberu crossman #rosalyn tcf #ron molan #not a reblog

[noturfang]

HAHAHAHAHA

#totcf #tcf #cale henituse #lcf #eruhaben #trash of the count’s family

[currently-haunted]

should I appoint a meeting with a client? probably. but eruhaben is too pretty

#my art #curr's art #lcf #eruhaben #lout of count’s family #tcf #trash of the count's family

[ramuneda5149]

#lcf #ramuneda #lout of the count’s family #lout of count’s family #cale henituse #raon miru #ohn hong lcf #eruhaben

[mirusx]

i miss the days i was reading lcf for the first time... bring me back... I wanna read about the sly bastard again, the three children, the swordmaster who can't act, the goldie gramps, the cookie prince, the smart and kind mage, the terrifying father-and-son duo, and just everyone in their universe

#BRING ME BACKKKKK #I miss them so much help me #its like km homesick #ugh #lcf #tcf #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #alver crossman #raon miru #eruhaben #tcf rosalyn #ron molan #beacrox molan #choi han

[murasaki-cha]

Tcf part 2 chapter 283

*wheeze pt.2* THEY SENT THE TIMEBOMB RYAN TO EPLEY'S HOUSE!!!! ABSOLUTE LITTLE SHITS ALL THREE ERUHABEN, CALE AND RAON!!

TAKE THAT EPLEY THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THINKING OF DISSECTING RAON!

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf part 2 #laws of hunting #cale henituse #eruhaben #raon miru

[lycheeluv]

LTC/TFC fashion zine cover : Rowoon Runway or, the whole shenanigans of working on a cover :

If you are interested, the free pdf of the zine has been released ! Please flip through for more contents by amazing artist and writers : Twitter link

#ltc #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #alver crossman #alberu crossman #choi han #me and names that's a whole story #tcf rosalyn #tcf #rowoon runway #raon miru #tcf on #tcf hong #eruhaben

[calhe08]

Cale: [Pointing at the broken cookie jar.] So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Raon: I did. I broke it…

Cale: No. No, you didn’t. Choi Han?

Choi Han: Don’t look at me. Look at His Highness.

Alberu: What?! I didn’t break it.

Choi Han: Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Alberu: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!

Choi Han: Suspicious.

Alberu: No, it’s not!

Rosalyn: If it matters, probably not… Beacrox was the last one to touch it.

Beacrox: Liar! I would never touch the cookies, and its the Young Master's too!

Rosalyn: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the table earlier?

Beacrox: I always refill Young Master's cookie! Everyone knows that, Miss Rosalyn!

Raon: Alright everyone let’s not fight! I broke it, let me pay for it, Human.

Cale: No. Who broke it?

Alberu: [whispering] Dongsaeng, Lock’s been awfully quiet…

Lock: Really?!

Alberu: Yeah, really!

 …

Cale: I broke it. I can't open the jar because its too tight then I dropped it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with rubbles everywhere and white radishs head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Ron: smiles

Eruhaben: tsk unlucky bastard

#lout of the count's family #tcf #lcf #tcf cale #tcf choi han #tcf alberu #tcf raon #tcf beacrox #tcf rosalyn #tcf lock #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #raon miru #beacrox molan #ron molan #tcf ron #tcf eruhaben #eruhaben #tcf meme

[birb-catto]

*sighs* You unlucky punk

#trash of the count's family #tcf novel #tcf humor #tcf meme #tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #lcf novel #eruhaben #cale henituse

[eryhenituse]

Does that means he never think his life is precious before?

😭😞

Chapter 687

#tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #alberu crossman #eruhaben