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valdeswan · 2 months

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Alberu: can you do a march in February? For the moral of the kingdom

Cale, zoning out: ???

Alberu, used to it: Can. February. March.?

Cale, without hesitation: no, but April May.

*Alberu, thinking about the pros and cons of throwing his brother through the window*

#the joke is so bad #Can February March? No #but April May #i can't believe i did this #im sorry #cale henituse #cale Henituse makes dad jokes #alberu is so done #alberu crossman #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family

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murasaki-cha · 3 months

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Tcf texposts (because I'm procrastinating on my assignments and I have Adobe illustrator privileges)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf meme #tcf humor #tcf textpost #cale henituse #alberu crossman #alver crossman #choi han #백망되 #백작가의망나니가되었다

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unparalleledtrash · 1 year

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"Who got you smiling like that?"

Cale: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.

#lcf #lout of counts family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf cale #alberu crossman #choi han #raon miru #lcf raon #lcf cale #lcf choi han #lcf alver #incorrect quotes

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galaxygirl8880 · 5 months

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I think it'd be funny if Cale learned how to cough up blood on command

Like that one time where Alberu asked Cale to faint Cale would be like "alright he probably wants this to be realistic" and just coughs up blood while pretending to faint- Alberu and Choi han being horrified and thinking he was just putting up a front to not worry them and beating themselves up over not noticing anything-

Then Cale falls asleep and now they're really panicking-

This is probably completely unrealistic but stfu it would be funny and it's fanfiction so why not-

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Man this draft is OLDD

Medically accurate?? Who's she??

#tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf fic #choi han #cale henituse #alberu crossman #tcf fic idea #lol #galaxy's scrapped pile

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loot-and-cake · 11 months

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Cale: "The only thing I can trust is money."

Choi Han, who would literally die for Cale, joined him throughout all his adventures, and just sighs in defeat when Cale was up to one of his liberating missions instead of complaining like any sane individual: "..."

Alver, who bent laws like clay for Cale so that the redhead wouldn't get seen law-breaking, trusted him with his deepest secrets, and served him tea manually even though he could call a servant to do the job: "..."

Literally everybody else: "..."

Cale: "Money and slacker life are the only things I believe in."

#lcf #tcf #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #Cale and slacker life #Cale and money #imaginary slacker life

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crazydaymycrazyway · 2 months

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If they're in the modern world

Cale, on phone: Hey hyung, do you have $2,500?

Alberu: Yeah, why?

Cale: I need it for an escape room

Alberu: What kind of escape room costs $2,500?!

Cale: Jail

#trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #tcf #lcf #cale henituse #alberu crossman #modern setting #cale got in trouble like always #alberu would forever be cale's wallet #incorrect quotes

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clareverie · 1 month

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Cale wanting his bestie joining him in his shenanigans is soooo us. Who wouldn't want to go on a trip with the person who could understand everything you needed to say with just a lift of an eyebrow, or a nod? Or in their case, plot and scam.

#cale henituse #alberu crossman #lout of the count’s family #laws of hunting #tcf part 2 #lcf #raon miru

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rie-092 · 7 months

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CURSED CHILD.

「 tcf x child! reader 」

summary : the white star loved his child, he really does.

‘ OH, GOSH. I HATE MY LIFE. ’

The red-haired child couldn't help but frown as she walked through the hallways of the orphanage. Everyone knew how famous the Sekka family is in the Paerun Kingdom. That's why when the son and the future duke of that family showed an interest in an orphan like her, the whole orphanage became happy.

The little redhead's reddish brown eyes held a glint of annoyance as she looked at her arms that were covered with the sleeves of her clothes. The fact that the young master of the Sekka dukedom is here to visit her again, made the staff of the orphanage buy an expensive-looking dress that'll surely cover her bruises and dress her up. "You better not mess up this time, (name)."

"Yes." The little girl blankly said as they stopped walking. (Name), the girl looked at the huge door in front of her with a stoic expression on her face. "You were lucky that Young Master Clopeh is fond of you."

Fond? Seems like he's obsessed to me.

She deadpanned, watching how the woman in front of her opened the door. Revealing a young man sitting in a wheelchair, elegantly sipping on his tea. Rei could only sigh as she saw how the woman who was supposed to be her caretaker blushed at the sight. And she only blushed even more when Clopeh tucked his white hair behind his ear as his brilliant green eyes met (name)'s reddish-brown ones. (Name) wanted to curse and run away when she saw how Clopeh's face brightened when he saw her.

"(Name)!"

Rei's lips curved onto a bright smile as she walked towards Clopeh while internally telling herself that violence was never an answer. "Hello, sir!" Acting like a child was something that Rei was used to so this was a piece of cake for her. Clopeh smiled fondly as he ruffled (Name)'s hair before looking at the woman behind her, signalling her to leave. And the woman gladly obeyed.

And seeing that her caretaker left. (Name) found herself wishing that the Arm would appear before her and slash her body into two so she could just move on to her next life and make sure to avoid the people who were similar to the guy in front of her. The calm and noble-like aura that Clopeh was radiating earlier completely disappeared. He clasped his hands together and started reciting some kind of prayer before looking at the little redhead with a blush on his face.

This lunatic. (Name) sweatdrop.

The most handsome bachelor in the Paerun Kingdom? A noble knight? The future head of the Sekka household? No. In (name)'s eyes, Clopeh Sekka was a certified lunatic who for some reason started to treat her like some kind of God.

"I brought your favourite cookie with me, (Name)-nim."

Ah fuck, I hate my life.

#platonic #tcf x reader #manhwa x reader #platonic yandere x reader #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #yandere manhwa x reader #cale henituse x reader #white star #alberu crossman #lcf #raon miru #eruhaben #sheritt #series #platonic yandere #clopeh sekka #platonic tcf

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theobliviousunluckybastard · 2 months

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CALE'S DREAM LIFE!!😂😂

Enjoy your comfortable time, Cale🥹....Your slacker life is about to abandon you completely very soon.😆😆

Oh!oh!! And these two finally got some new outfits!! (Especially Alberu XD)

They're shining ✨️✨️

#lcf #lcf manhwa #tcf #lcf cale #lout of the count’s family #trash of the count's family #tcf rosalyn #alberu crossman #cale henituse #that chair looks so comfortable #but I feel like my neck would ache if I slept in that position tho #alberu finally changed his shirt!!#but the design still looks similar!!!!#I almost thought he was outfitless at this point ToT #cale's nonexistent slacker life #oh! cale's clothes look so comfortable ^.^#Rosalyn's pretty as always ♡♡#lcf manhwa ch 121

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weirdmultishipper · 17 days

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Cale Henituse and his allies before chapter 211:

If you know, you know. 😏

#cale henituse #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf cale #kim rok soo #cale being the BAMF that he is #and the other joining in #alberu crossman #tcf alberu #taylor stan

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we-stan-cale · 19 days

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This is so important too!

When the White Star and Alberu fought, we repeatedly saw people mention Cale. They wanted him there, they felt they would lose if he wasn't there...

And Alberu quite correctly pointed out that it is not good to rely too much on one person. (Also, him schooling the White Star on leadership is just chef's kiss mwah!)

We saw it again with Taylor here

Something like this would not have happened if Choi Han was here instead of those knights. Taylor became weak the moment he had that thought. ‘…This is the Roan Kingdom’s weakness.’ The weakness of the Roan Kingdom that was growing quickly on the Western continent was this. ‘We only rely on a few select people.’

Cale is constantly assessing to he skillsets of the people around him, and if he thinks there's a gap he fixes it.

That this is a story about building teams.

And just.. I absolutely love that they make this point.

That it's not one overpowered protagonist beating down all opposition.

When Raon was unavailable in the battle of the gorge, he brought in Witira.

When he suspected enemies had the darkness attribute while rescuing Bud & co, he brought in the Sun Twins.

And Alberu understands the same thing. Which is why he doesn't want his people constantly relying on Cale to come save them. (He also cares for Cale and knows Cale will never get his slacker life if everyone depends on him, but I don't think that was the main reason he said what he said.

#tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #alberu crossman

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arceviste · 2 months

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they're dating, your honor