#tcf crack

[nerdypostpatrol]

alberu:"Dragon-nim give me strenght to deal with cale bullshit" passerbay:"shouldn't you pray to God?" alberu:*murderous face*"never say that 'G word' in front of me again"

#alberu crossman #tcf novel #tcf cale #cale henituse #kim rok soo #tcf manhwa #lout of the count’s family #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf crack #trash of the count's family #incorrect tcf quotes

[rokcale]

If you think about it ,

Tcf is just one big family feud ...

that poor cale got dragged into....

I mean think about it....

Choi han is the hero and cale barrow is the villain of tboah written by their shared great great something grandfather choi jun gun also known as nelan barrow ....

Poor han and white star are related 😂 probably cousins or something.

Oh and the guy from the choi family that started the barrow line ( coz dragon slayers were supposed to be a bloodline i think? Don't remember... on that note ... choi han did slay a dragon... just saying... literally the only one who did that other than his probably distant cousin (rip raon and his dead bro who was killed by said villain cousin of the hero))

And while these half or quarter cousins are beefing, the guy that started this shitshow is watching and documenting it, to ship it off to the guy that would then clear his mess😂 like bruh....

Anyway , i could be wrong and not remembering it right so don't take my word for it... i just read part 1 and that was years ago so🤷‍♀️ welp still a nice thought to have lol, even if it's probably wrong.

It's just a hilarious thought i had while washing dishes 😌 coz that's what happens when do chores.... brain starts wandering...

#tcf is both found Family and family feud #a very very stretched out and destructive feud #lol idk #it's kinda stupid but hilarious #lout of the count’s family #tcf #tcf crack #i think #trash of the count's family #lcf #choi han #i pity you

[salaapaoo]

Krs!cale came from a world where food was scarce and you'd probably die if you're picky...

Imagine everyone just shouting in shock when he drops a cookie and immediately squats down, looks at it for 2 seconds, and then pops it into his mouth.

After that??? They watch him like hawks because he's basically a toddler putting random things into his mouth... Like you can't tell me his old habits wouldn't kick in sometimes and he wouldn't dig up some random wild carrot or smth and just smack some dirt off before taking a bite. Ron would literally have to take it away.. and you know the little kid thing where the parents dust the dirt off the kids hands and stuff?? That.

Cale: I don't get why you guys are so against leaving me alone??? I'm grown .

Also Cale: (eating random bread off the ground)

Beacrox just , having a mental break down over how dirty it is and how many germs Cale must've ingested ...

I wanna write this fkdkfkdlg

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[blueteller]

The Most Controversial Topic in the TCF Fandom...

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[alicehattera03]

Cale, lying on a bed of money, relaxing with a glass of wine: Nothing can make me get up and do anything.

Also Cale the moment someone's in trouble: *throws the glass away, money packed neatly into his safe again* Don't die on me! I'll save you because I know my own limits and will definitely not throw myself into danger!

Cale, again: *throws himself into danger, albeit... calculatedly*

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[big19boss-blog]

Cale Cooking!

So, this a canon I have always imagined. It’s mentioned in the TCF that Cale knows how to cook Korean food from his Kim Rok Soo days. But I imagine Cale to be an excellent cook because he always undermines himself. 

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It’s not always that Beacrox is ill but even he fell ill after the strenuous fighting season was over. The children wished to cook something for him and were creating a mess in the kitchen, so Cale decided to shoo them out and take over the cooking while Rosalyn and CH cleans the mess and Ron runs an errand in the village. 

So, Cale decides to take matters into his own hands. 

Cale: Enough! All children out of the kitchen, now.

Roan: Human NOOOOOO!

Hong: Yess we want to cook Beacrox Uncle!!!

On: We would really love to give him something homemade.

Cale sighs. 

Cale: Okay I will cook, and you all will help when I tell you too.

Cale got to work, he thought that a quick soup with some fresh bread and some hot coco would be enough. So he got to work, he kneaded the bread out of the left-over flour. He asked Roan and Hong to slowly control the heat around the melting chocolate, Choi Han to cut the vegetables and meat, Rosalyn to pre heat the oven with magic and On to get run to the underground house and bring some spice they got from the east. 

Over the course of the next 1 hour he collected all the food in enough quantities to fulfill the small town they house at here at the Black Castle. The loaves were baking, soup was simmering, the hot coco was being filled in glasses for everyone's easy access. 

Eventually he prepared one plate with all the food and told the children to give it to Beacrox. 

Roan: You are not coming with us Human?

Cale: No, I don’t want to get catch whatever bug he has.

He then turned and left the kitchen. But everyone knew that despite that rude response how carefully he has made each item. 

When Ron tasted the food, he knew instantly it wasn’t someone who has cooked for the first time. But the food was so healing, the rich but light taste of soup, the airy and slightly sour bread and the subtly sweet hot coco, that he didn’t question it much. He never knew his tiger young master could cook so well. 

But the fact brings him peace that when he is gone and someone forgets to feed his Young Master, he can cook for himself.

The Children enjoyed the food so much that they ran again and again to the kitchen to sneak multiple helpings even late after dinner was over. Choi Han was almost nostalgic for a second remembering the young, malnourished Kim Rok Soo. 

Cale after years of eating just enough actually ate more than necessary for once, enjoying the taste of his own food after years and getting a little lost in olden days. 

#tcf #trash of the counts family #trash of the duke's family #Cale Henituse #tcf cale #kim rook soo #kim rok soo #tcfroan #tcf on #tcf hong #tcf ron #tcf choi han #tcf rosalyn #tcf beacrox #tcf imagines #tcf cannon #tcf crack

[slackerlifeofcale]

OMG I HAVE POLLS!!! EEEK

#trash of the count's family #tcf crack #cale henituse #lee soo hyuk #choi jung soo #choi han #eruhaben #tcf alberu #lcf part 2 #laws of hunting #Cale admires LSH and followed his footsteps just...a bit explosively. #change my mind

[ancient-plotter]

cale has been adopted by his ancient powers

#forget a harem hes collecting parental figures #cale henituse #tcf spoilers #tcf crack #alberu crossman #eruhaben #raon miru #tcf novel #trash of the count's family #choi han #tcf cale #clopeh sekka

[chuunicalesimp]

Cale: i just feel like we were meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other

Alver: cale its 3 Am and you're stuck in my window. What do you need?!

Cale: i don't need anything. Like i said FATE! YOUR HIGHNESS, it brought me here.

Alver:

Cale:

Cale: golden plaque. I need some golden plaque.

Cale: ah, also throw in some cookies.

#what else could it have been #lout of count's family #lcf #tcf meme #trash of the count's family #tcf #alver crossman #cale henituse #incorrects #crack #tcf crack

[skylerskyhigh]

I just had a mental image of Alberu Crossman, being so ticked off that he screams;

"I'm the mother fucking Crown Prince bitch!"

Before turning his taerang as a missile launcher or a bazooka. And just destroys the enemy.

I dunno I feel like Cale's influence could be the cause of this lmao

#trash of the count's family #tcf alberu #tcf crack

[nerdypostpatrol]

first meet with cale

alberu:*dont want to have any business with him*

After many many meet with cale later

Alberu:"You bastard(affectionally)"

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[rokcale]

It's complete now so here , for anyone craving silly fluff.

Ship: rokcale❤

You would think old men wouldn't be this dumb, but here we are😃

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[salaapaoo]

Au where ever since krs was a child, life has been out to get him.

He's a polite boy who keeps to himself. He can take care of himself and cleans up after himself as well. He's the kid that your parents compare you to in public when you're being too rowdy.

But??

There's just random people out to get him for no reason.

Like he's at school, studying for a test in the library. It's not like he's disruptive or anything. He's being a model student.. and then another kid just decides to take a stab at him with a sharpened pencil.

Or he's walking in the halls to get to his next class and someone else decides it's time to put him in a choke hold and see how long it would take to end him.

He always manages to escape these weird attempts of life trying to nerf him, but they just continue as he grows up.

He always jokes that the apocalypse is actually only meant for him, but whatever god started it messed up and nerfed the whole population.

(He's right... The apocalypse was for him)

So when he wakes up as Cale?? Surrounded by strong... Dangerous people???

He's surprised every morning he wakes up because none of them have tried to take him out yet.

Sure there's some attempts, but they're really weak and bland compared to some of the stuff he's gotten in his past life.

Like, come on .. poison?? In his wine?? Novice work! He watched the man drop it into his drink, he's not stupid enough to drink it!!

These people are so... Shit at trying to end his life.... It's funny .

It becomes a running gag within the group as they tell each other about the different times they've witnessed Cale "ruin" an attempt.

Idk, just random crack

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[blueteller]

So, I discovered the "random incorrect quotes generator" and had some fun with it. Here you go 😂

Alberu: So. Choi Han and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Cale: *sighs* …What did Choi Han do? Alberu: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and… Choi Han: *smiles innocently* Do you need a steering wheel, Cale-nim?

Cale: We need to get through this locked door. Bud, give me your money Bud: …Ok, here? Cale: *pockets it* Thanks. Choi Han, kick down the door Bud: …

Eruhaben: While I'm gone - Raon, you're in charge. Raon: Yes!!! Eruhaben: *whispers* On, you're the one actually in charge. On: *whispers back* Obviously.

Basen: Where's Lily? She isn't answering Violan: I'll call Basen: Father and I have both tried six times ea- Violan: Lily! Lily: *in distance* Yes?

Cale: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Choi Han: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Raon: Smad! Cale & Choi Han: … (How can he be so cute)

Tasha: Alberu, tell Mary about the birds and the bees Mary: *stares silently* Alberu: *sweats* Alberu: …They're disappearing at an alarming rate

Cale: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm f***ing pissed Gods: *shiver* (Why do I hear boss music-?)

On: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life Raon: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? On: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Hong: …edible! Cale: *shivers in the distance*

Cale: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 billion gallons? Choi Han: *thinks carefully* If you stabbed me, you could just heal me with a potion, and then we could buy another big-a** villa somewhere Clopeh: *enthusiastic* You could stab me too, and then you'd have 20 billion! Choi Han: *pulls out his sword with a smile* …Good thinking

*Archie and Paseton sitting in jail together* Paseton: So, who should we call for help? Archie: …I'd call Cale, but I think I feel safer in jail

Rasheel: *sarcastic* How petty can you get? Mila: *smiling* I once edited historical documents to win an argument I was wrong about Rasheel: *scared* What the f-

Alberu: ...You know those things will kill you, right? Eruhaben: *pouring himself a glass of vodka* That's the point. Choi Han: *smoking 10 cigarettes at once* We're trying to speed up the process. Cale: *nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Witira: You have to apologize to Paseton Archie: …Fine. Archie: 'Unf*** you', or whatever

Cale: Looking left cause you don't treat me right Choi Han: Looking right because you left Raon: Looking up cause you let me down Alberu: Looking down cause you f***ed up White Star: *bleeding from having his arm ripped off* …What is wrong with you guys??

Alberu: *walks into his bedroom* …Hello, people who do not live here. Cale: Hey. Choi Han: Hello. Raon: Hi cookie prince! Hong: *chewing* Alberu: You know I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only, right? On: *shrugs* We were out of cookies

Cale: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than 'f***' Raon: Human, you poopy dumbo!! Cale: … Cale: …that works, I guess

Alberu: Instructor-nim, why do you always wear black? Choi Han: So that when someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is a valid response. Alberu: *thoughtfully* Hm. I should try that at the next nobles meeting

Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Eruhaben* Eruhaben: *hairflips* Fool, are you blind? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived. Also, if you could drag comb through that hair you would be a 7 at most, everyone knows I'm a constant 10-

Raon: Human, you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens - but it seems I made a mistake! Cale: *sighs* ...What did you do this time?

Deruth: You see, children, nothing in life is free- Lily: Love is free! Basen: Knowledge is free Violan: Artistic inspiration is free Cale: *smirks* Everything is free if you simply loot it

White Star: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Sheritt: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away. White Star: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

(Cage remix) Cage: *drinking* I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Taylor: ...I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away? Cage: Death isn't real, and neither is God God of Death: *sobbing in the distance*

Deruth: Cale… just how many kids do you have? Cale: …Biologically, emotionally, or legally? Deruth: 0_0

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[alicehattera03]

OG! Cale: Drinks respect women juice, fan of not getting hurt and not hurting others(physically), overall: a himbo

Our Cale: All of the above + a fan of getting into situations where he is on the brink of death even though he says he just wants to laze around and spend money like it's water, overall: the man of all men.

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[kiwipyon]

"Oh, you're approaching me?"

This was an old art inspired by a Twink-off poll on Tweeter.

#Lcf #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #alcale #tcf crack