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that ship is toxic to YOU. to me it's a complex, multi-layered, essay-worthy dynamic that'd take numerous hours to dissect (during which i'll spend crying screaming tearing my hair out)

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she's so cute she's so CUTE SHE'S SO CUTE SHE'S SO CUTEEEEEEEEE

a little silly…

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IJEKIEL!?!?!?!? *Unhinged screeching*

Very small, very cute….

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Here we go again

#wmmap brainrot here we go again #they gave her earrings!! #claude's in his formal uniform from debutante instead of the black one shown in the manhwa huh #it's ok make it easier for the animators #was wondering why I woke up to so many notifs and well here's the answer lmfao

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It's always risky killing off a character but if you have to, you must have them HAUNT the narrative. Let their death and absence be constantly felt at some level.

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When y’all are writing is there ever a point when you’re like “if someone does not lose their mind over this specific bit right here then what am I even doing?”

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So Claude said to, "Go find it, Felix." But when J brings Athy's ribbon to her, he throws it over the side of the staircase saying she needn't dirty her hands with something that's been on the floor and that he'll let her embrace many other things, as much as she wants, and that she doesn't have to feel as though she's lost something.

...Would he have said something different if it wasn't J but Felix who brought the ribbon back?

#wmmap #sbapod #athanasia de alger obelia #athy #wmmap athanasia #wmmap au #wmmap claude #claude de alger obelia #felix robain #felix robane #wmmap felix #who made me a princess #whomademeaprincess #suddenly i became a princess #i suddenly became a princess #i suddenly became a princess one day #suddenly became a princess one day #suddenly i became a princess one day

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the feminine, the masculine, the artistic urge to stare at the paintings until they make you hallucinate, to read poems until they seep inside your soul, to write such words that hold the power to shatter a person's heart and fill the void at the same time.

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i know this is the Unhinged About Blorbos website but at the same time isn't it just a little bit embarrassing coming back after you had a particularly unhinged moment and now you're like. okay it's fine. I'm normal again. but the evidence of how not-normal you were feeling earlier is still there and potentially spreading

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Yes, you're right, "I'd kill for you – please, ask me to kill for you" is a fun relationship dynamic, but where's the love for the classic attack-dog power dynamic reversal? I'd have thought Tumblr would be all over that one, too. The old "I'll kill for you – and kill, and kill, and kill, if needs be – but first you have to tell me exactly what it is you want. You are not permitted moral distance. Tell me what you need from me and admit your soft hands are just as bloody as mine. Say it. Say it."

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a real blorbo is someone you can both write a lengthy and serious/sad analysis on yet also constantly and i mean constantly make stupid jokes about

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I could fix him. I could make him worse. Good for you. I could gently take the weapon out of his shaking, blood-soaked hand and hold him until he finally believes that he doesn't have to be defined by all the ways the world has hurt him. Then we could ruin the lives of everyone who has ever treated him like he's a monster who doesn't deserve love.

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being a fan of a character is sometimes “look at how complex he is. he’s so intricate and his story is so tragic and he’s so much more complicated than people give him credit for” and sometimes it’s like “haha look at this failure of a person. I wanna throw him off a cliff and see what happens”

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i want to be someone you'd sacrifice yourself for

#wmmap #wmmap athy #omg this is her #the way I write her is like this

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Concept: AU or headcanons (you decide!) where Athy grows up under Anastasius' tutelage meanwhile Jeanette grows up with Claude's in the royal palace. How much would that change them?

OHHHH ANON HOW YOU HAVE IGNITED THE FLAMES OF WAR WITHIN ME ISTG REVENGE REVENGE REVENGE DELIGHTFUL I- *insert incoherent rambling about how much I love smart! athy here*

WMMAP/Who made me a princess

Ship: Gen/no ship

Genre: AU/with lil headcanons sprinkled in 

Word count: 760

Jennette, known as the pure, the lovely princess of the Obelian empire, who with the love of everyone, her citizens and father included, she lives a life that everyone desires. Everyday she looks out the windows towards the lake, everyday she sits with her father to have tea with him, everyday she lives as if nothing is wrong because- there isn’t. 

But still. 

No matter how good, no matter how talented she was at dancing, or embroidery, or arranging tea parties, she could not take up father’s reins even as his heir. She tried, she really did try.

She sits down with those who graduated with the highest scores, and she looks at the numbers and words swirling on the pages, with their voices droning on in the background, and she just couldn’t.

She had the best tutors, the best officials, and everyone surrounded her with such high expectations she couldn’t get rid of them with her longing for a simpler day to follow. 

Her father looks at her work day to day, month to month, until one day, he doesn’t call for her to bring him the assigned work. Jennette later hears that it was because he had appointed a regent position in case something happens to him with his failing health.

Her heart falls as she listens to the couriers whispering in the hall. She sticks closer to father after that. 

But not long after, Claude de Alger Obelia dies, for reasons unknown to even the best and brightest Imperial mages. And Jennette became an Empress in name, and name alone.

A figure-head that had no real power but sat on the golden throne to look pretty as her appointed regent did things in her stead. A lifeless, forever lovely princess. 

That was all she ever was in life, and all she would ever be.

Athanasia at a young age learns from her uncle, with his dark Obelian eyes and hair that captures the sun in its locks, and a black heart that could rival the worst of malevolent demons, that her father was nothing to her.

He had abandoned her for her uncle’s child-a daughter he no longer hoped for, and instead of bemoaning her fate, she works on policies and sword mastery as if the devil possessed her, and her intelligence helps her soak up knowledge, endlessly.

Anastasius watches her fling her mana at a target and sees it burn up in a sea of blue flames, and smiles. 

She did not say of how she wanted to be a princess like her cousin, or how she wanted her rightful place back, she simply went on being herself, and her fist lights up in electric strands as she looks at the eyes of the Imperial family in the mirror and across from her at the table.

Just as how Anastasius didn’t tell her of how his eyes burned with black rage as he stared at the palace in the distance. The palaces that were supposed to be his, would always be his. 

He tells her of black magic when she was ready, because even if she wasn’t his own, he had raised her with all the feelings he had left. Their blonde hair and blue eyes were disguised with it, how her father was dying with Jennette by his side, and Athanasia seems to cover her laugh with her hand.

He asks her why.

She snickers as she throws out a, "Well, uncle- she was named as god’s most precious, but she’s doing exactly the opposite to the one who dethroned the tyrant, isn’t it ironic?"

They make it to the palace just as it is ready to fall, because even with her lovely name and appearance, Jennette would have never been able to stop a war. It had long been in motion.

 Their quiet army of troops standing ready to storm the doors, and their black hair and black eyes shimmered under the firelight and in a sweeping motion, their eyes and hair were plain to see.

Claude, who had fallen victim, was no longer there to protect his people, his heir. And with a relish that could not be put into mere words, Athanasia and Anastasius rip through them as if they were paper. 

The lovely princess falls at last. And there sits an emperor rightfully crowned, who once had sat in that golden throne before. Now with a new lovely princess at his side, one that was truly worthy of her name. 

              Long live the Imperial bloodline. Bow before their immortality. 

#who made me a princess #athy #wmmap athanasia #who made me a princess athanasia #wmmap athy #athanasia de alger obelia #athanasia #anastasius de alger obelia #obelia #suddenly i became a princess #claude de alger obelia #suddenlyibecameaprincess #wmmap claude #suddenly became a princess #wmmap #suddenlyibecameaprincessoneday #sibapod athy #sbapod #sibapod #sbapod athy #isbapod #suddenly i became a princess one day #suddenly became a princess one day #whomademeaprincess #who made me a princess athy #i suddenly became a princess one day #i suddenly became a princess #who made me a princess one day

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Hello! Seeing all your fashion HCs for WMMAP characters had me curious if you had any similar HCs for OG!Penelope and Siyeon!Penelope? All we really know about OG!Penelope is that her style was extravagant and mature, and with Siyeon we see that she deliberately chooses more toned down clothes for her own survival, but I’m curious as to what sort of specific styles you think they would wear. Have a good day!

oooohHHHH anon, I had to take a couple days on this just to look for gowns lolol I hope you can enjoy the ones I chose, IMO ofc ehehe~!

OG Penelope would wear these I feel, going flamboyant because if she dresses down as she might have originally, people would criticize her anyways, so she might as well dress as outrageously wealthy as she could:

Vintage Chanel

Fans

Elie Saab 2012-2013

Elie Saab gold

Versace purple

Cha Siyeon's Penelope would wear something more elegant, conservative in a way, and yet, still eye-catching to the onlookers who would inevitably look her way to appreciate her beauty.

Dress

Elie Saab 2014

Elie Saab 2019

Teuta Matoshi spring summer '21

Teuta Matoshi fall winter '21

#penelope eckart #cha siyeon #vadd #penelope eckhart #vadtd #ditoeftv #death is the only ending for the villainess #villains are destined to die

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re-reading my own fic because the author has exactly my taste in tropes, ships the same ships in the right way, and also shares my sense of humour. what a find, what a revelation. i hope they write more of this sort of thing.