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"Kim Dokja's breaths, his appearance, his laughter, and his manner of speech [...] And... The glint in his eyes when he recalls the story he loves. [...] 'I can just read from the beginning again'. -CH. 438

(music cr: Train to Busan OST "Goodbye World" by Jang Young Gyu)

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv #orv spoilers #kim dokja #*gurgled cries of pain

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Well well well... look at that face.

I adore you

Part 10 >:0

Warning. Brain cell used. Stunt performed by professionals, do not repeat this at home

Previous

Masterpost

#marble sky #marble sky comic #Oscar #Ecliptica #Shepherd #Alkes #Alnair #Marigold

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A healer, but with a gun.

#Genshin Impact #Wriothesley #Sigewinne #Head Nurse #go rest or she will make SURE you rest in peace

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@tereox

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A quick sketch of smartass Leo. That was some good art therapy lmao

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Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

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i just found out tumblr was storing over three GIGABYTES of cookies on my device without me knowing and that's why it's been running so fucking slow recently... incredible. anyways everyone go clear your fucking cookies. don't let this website run a goddamn video game's worth of disc space in the background for no good reason.

#reblog

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I drew you and Cass except you're both in the Marble Sky universe;;

That's all runs away

KAWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHEN I GET YOU

WHEN I GET YOU

I'M ALMOST DEAD TODAY BUT I WANT TO DRAW IT

BODY PLEASE DON'T DIE BEFORE BRAIN DIES

CASSSSSSS @somerandomdudelmao CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS CAAAKDDNNSNSNSNSB COMEHEEREREALQUICKCOMELOOK

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@brokenbackmountain @unamazing-sheep21

Enjoy poseidon inspired eldritch NEUVILLETTE I AM SCREAMING I NEED THE FULL SONG HOYO GIVE ME UNHINGED NEUVILLETTE

Thank you so much @sobashuu

Spectacularly chilling.

#neuvillette

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#genshin impact #wriothesley #*drools*

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How are Sonic and Shadow reacting to Stellar when they find out that she is competing against a literal Hedgehog? Lol-

Shadow seems to think this is a COMBAT based competition....

@sonic-fankid-showdown @confused-bagel

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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My favourite trope ever is a character's magic/power being affected by their emotions

Dude would have cryo crackling right beneath his skin whenever he's genuinely pissed and he huffs out cold snowy clouds change my mind

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #genshin #wriothesley #sigewinne #fontaine

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commission

#genshin impact #neuvillette #costume design #wriothesley

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Catttttttttttttttt

Cat slide

#reblog #cats

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They can never catch a break... I think we need 2 weeks vacation time to recover from this one

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I married Sebastian in my first playthrough. Who should I marry next?

#stardew valley #sdv