#incorrect tcf

[blueteller]

Cale In Lockdown Be Like:

Raon: Human, you must stop getting hurt all the time, or- or...! Cale: Or...? Raon: ...or we will lock you up in your room! With 3 meals a day! Cale: *eyes shining* You mean I wouldn't have to go outside? Choi Han: Cale-nim, no....

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #incorrect tcf #incorrect quotes #this really did happen tho lol #as an introvert i can't say i do not relate but like #cale sweetie that really isn't the point here

[murasaki-cha]

Tcf part 2 chapter 232

Cale: *reads message* We need to go back NOW!

Eruhaben: Why what's wrong?

Cale: A dragon is attacking

King Dennis and his ministers: What!?

Eruhaben: It's only one dragon, what's the rush?

King Dennis and his ministers: *turning to him baffled* WHAT!?!?!

Cale: No you don't understand *shows him the message*

"Evil dragon here. Gonna go fight him XOXO -Rasheel"

Cale: RASHEEL IS GONNA KILL HIM BEFORE WE GET ANY INFORMATION OUT OF HIM!!!

Eruhaben: We need to mOVE!

#that's the scene word for word I swear #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf novel #tcf part 2 #laws of hunting #tcf dragons #cale henituse #eruhaben #tcf rasheel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #incorrect tcf #tcf humor

[creator-savannah]

Remembered I have a 800 word reaction fic in Google docs that I do not have the motivation to write for so here are somethings I want to include in it but too lazy to actually write

Thames - 40 yr OG!Cale

Kim Rok Soo - KRS during the one year anniversary of soos death

OG!Cale - OG Cale after the plaza incident

-

TBOAH side: *Trying to convince Kim Rok Soo to come to their universe*

Kim Rok Soo, holding a cup of coffee: Why would I willingly subject myself to torture?

TBOAH: TO SAVE THE WORLD AND MILLIONS OF PEOPLE?!?!

Kim Rok Soo, taking a sip of said cup of coffee: Sounds like a you problem

-

During the sealed test reaction

Thames: I get that you love your husbands

Thames, pointing at the screen with his hand: BUT WE DID NOT NEED THREE PAGES OF YOU SIMPING!!

-

Kim Rok Soo, watching Thames pour 12 shots of Expresso, three cans of an energy drink he doesn't recognize, and a shit ton of vodka into a glass and drink it in one gulp:

Thames: *fucking dies*

Kim Rok Soo, who just watched his new chaotic bestie die: *shrugs and goes back to doing paperwork*

TCF and TBOAH: what happened? We heard a—

OG!Cale: why the fuck is future me lying on the floor

Kim Rok Soo, not looking up from his paperwork: the caffeine finally killed him

(he's fine dw, he's got that author's fave armour)

-

Thames: Actually *insert scientific thing here* and that's how you can make a bomb with limited resources

OG!Cale: but what if we replace *ingredient* with *ingredient* wouldn't that be better

Rosalyn: Yes but it could also *more scientific things*

OG!Rosalyn: It could affect how *ingredient consequences here*

The four genius redheads: *long ass discussion that lasts hours*

TBOAH and TCF, just watching them and everytime someone speaks they look at the person making it seem like they're watching a table tennis match but it's been the same match for hours:

Kim Rok Soo, not understanding a thing they're saying, internally: I studied law not this bullshit

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The next day

Kim Rok Soo, who just woke up: *sees Redheads with multiple white boards and blacks boards surrounding a nuke*

Kim Rok Soo, looking at TBOAH and TCF who are just staring at the redheads: How the FUCK did they build a nuke while I was asleep

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TBOAH and TCF minus OG!Cale, Thames, Kim Rok Soo, OG!Cage, Cage, fighting:

God Of Death: How dare you question my authority! *Chains them to their seats*

OG!Cale: go fuck off you useless god

GoD: Ok <3

Thames: Where the fuck is the alcohol

GoD: Right here my child <3

Kim Rok Soo, in a bad mood because of a chapter they were reacting to:

GoD: What's wrong, do you need anything? I'll do anything for you my child 🥺🥺🥺

Cage and OG!Cage: *cursing out GoD*

GoD: my children are cursing me out 😭😭😭😭

TCF and TBOAH minus them, all having one thought: favoritism

#trash of the count's family #tcf #lcf #lout of count's family #og cale #og cale henituse #og! cale #og! cale henituse #og!cale henituse #og!cale #kim rok soo #krs #tboah #reaction fic #incorrect tcf #tcf incorrect quotes #og!cage #cage #og cage #tcf fic #tcf au

[cale-need-self-love]

Ah yes

i forgot the trash of the count family fandom can make anything into angst

#trash of the count's family #cale henituse #tcf #tcf novel #tcf cale #choi han #lcf #lout of the count’s family #rip cale slacker life #alberu crossman #incorrect tcf #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the count’s family #lout of count's family

[annerisk]

Cale: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Choi Han: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Cale: ...

Cale: You mean ring bearER, right?

Choi Han: ...

Cale: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Choi Han, clearly lying: No...

Cale: *sighs*

#tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #incorrect tcf quotes #choi han #cale #incorrect tcf #chch #choicale

[fictional2dcharacters]

When Cale gains a new ancient power or ability, he never tells anyone. The only way you know of his powers is if he uses them in a fight or you were there when he got it.

No one knew about Record until Cale used it trying to find the White Stars reincarnations. Heck, they still don’t know what that was.

To them, Cale just suddenly gained the ability to remember everything he read and he was also getting a fever from it, so no one knows what that was.

When he used Instant to destroy to the statues, NO ONE knew whatever THE FUCK THAT WAS—LIKE— Cale transcended time to destroy and statue, and then he looked like he took a shower in KNIVES SOMEHOW?? AND THEN HIS PLATE STARTED TO BREAK???

When Cale first used the super rock in the gorge of death no one knew a single thing about whatever the fuck was happening, but they just had to accept it

[this bit was added on later- whenever Cale used the “Blood-drenched rock” or whatever it was called while he was trying to use Embrace on the White Star, and he ended up using Embrace on one of the White Stars attacks but the button or whatever was holding it started to break so it was basically a bomb and he just ran through the castle like a mad man, and to everyone else it looked like Cale was covered in blood. Absolutely no one had any clue that he wasn’t in fact bleeding from everywhere on his body so that’s literally what they were assuming]

When Cale helped the Jungle because Arm had taken an island hostage and rigged dead mana bombs around the shore and everyone’s like

“oh no, what do we do, if we try to take it back all the hostages will die” and Cale is just like “leave it to me. I will eat all of the dead mana” LIKE SIR-💀

THAT IS NOT A NORMAL THING TO SAY.

And then they go along with the plan anyways!?! AND THEN CALE STARTS CONTROLLING THE FUCKING TREES???

AND THE ALLIES JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND KEEP GOING WITH THE PLAN BECAUSE IF THEY DON’T EVERYTHING WOULD GO TO SHIT?

Just-

Cale:*reveals a new power in the heat of battle*

The enemies:😨

The allies:😨

#tcf #lcf #lout of the count’s family #totcf #tcf novel #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the counts family #tcf cale #tcf humor #tcf ancient powers #tcf meme #Cales allies are literally just as confused as the enemies when Cale uses a new power #and they all just have to stfu and go with it #Cale needs to learn that he CANNOT run through the whole ass palace looking like he just jumped into a blender and then just not explain

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Alberu, having dinner with Cale

Raon: Cookie prince, how's food?

Alberu: It's great, Raon-nim. Send compliments to the chef

Raon: Okay

Raon, teleporting to the kitchen: You look cool when you hold your long sword

Beacrox: ...alright

#tcf #trash of the counts family #lcf #lout of the counts family #alberu crossman #alver crossman #tcf alberu #tcf alver #raon miru #tcf raon #beacrox molan #tcf beacrox #cale henituse #tcf cale #beacrox is confused #raon is happy #incorrect quotes

[ayasenisan1713]

Cale in a world where strength is the most important thing: ✨I am weak✨

Also Cale when someone looks down on him in that world: *dominating aura*

#Cale. you can’t tell others that you’re weak and be respected at the same time #you’re still in Murim #cale henituse #cale #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf #lcf #trash of the count's family #Cale: Do as I say. not as I do #Choi Han/Raon/anyone: When are you going to do as you say then? #Cale: I’ve been trying since chapter 1. #Anyone: …

[galaxygirl8880]

Lcf fandom: *Sobbing their eyes out because of a new post deep diving into cale's trauma*

Normal people: Good god- are you okay!?

Lcf fandom: *talking through the tears* no- no, this is great. In fact, do you have more?

#lcf #lout of the counts family #lout of the count’s family #lcf fandom #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf incorrect quotes

[xx3bvvx]

Meeting your future self:

Cale: So... Will we get our slacker life.

Future! Cale: I wish that, too.

Cale: wh...why?

Future! Cale: Do you know Choi Han?

Cale: Yes! I was going to feed him.

Future! Cale: let that bitch beat you!!

#tcf #tcf novel part 2 #incorrect tcf quotes #tcf incorrect quotes #tcf meme #tcf humor #cale henituse #choi han #may Cale’s slacker life rest in peace #he should've just let Choi Han beat him

[unparalleledtrash]

"Who got you smiling like that?"

Cale: The voices in my head cracked a joke. Leave me alone.

#lcf #lout of counts family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf cale #alberu crossman #choi han #raon miru #lcf raon #lcf cale #lcf choi han #lcf alver #incorrect quotes

[blueteller]

Alberu be like: Cale, for the love of all things holy, PLEASE stop spreading your cult everywhere

Cale be like: (handing over his PR campaign to Clopeh) Hm? What do you mean?

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #incorrect tcf #incorrect quotes #cale is a total clown #cale you unlucky bastard #looking forward to him getting drunk in despair over clopeh's shenanigans

[murasaki-cha]

Alberu, Cale and Choi Han: *holding hands while discussing war and scamming strategies*

Sheritt: Why are you three holding hands?

Cale: Studies show that holding hands reduces stress

Sheritt: So you aren’t dating? I thought you were dating or something

Cale: We are dating. We’re also very stressed

#they’re all stressed #but cale mostly #you’ll never get any shipping content besides albechoicale from me! #albechoicale #tcf #lcf #trash of the count’s family #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #alberu crossman #choi han #incorrect tcf #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf quotes

[creator-savannah]

OG!Cale, trying to comfort OG!Lock: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

#trash of the count's family #tcf #he's in fact has been there and commited multiple accounts of arson with no plans of stopping #og!cale is a good hyung #lcf #lout of count's family #og cale #og cale henituse #og! cale #og! cale henituse #og!cale henituse #og!cale #og!lock #og! lock #og lock #tcf incorrect quotes #incorrect tcf #incorrect tcf quotes #incorrect quotes

[cale-need-self-love]

UGH I HATE SCAMMERS, THEY STOLE EVERYTHING FROM ME

Cale:

Me:

Cale:

Me: cough *blush* w-well some of them are fine,since they only steal from bad guy..cough

HE’S SO ADORABLE WTF <3333

#cale is so hot #Cale is so cute too!! #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #tcf #tcf novel #tcf cale #lcf #lout of the count’s family #rip cale slacker life #incorrect tcf #incorrect tcf quotes #trash of the count’s family #lout of count's family #trash of the counts family

[annerisk]

Alberu: Is this mistle

toe?

Cale: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Alberu: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Cale: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

#tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse #incorrect tcf quotes #alberu crossman #alberu #incorrect tcf #ace cale rights #queued