#cale is a total clown

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Cale lying to us about the very premise of his own story be like...

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #meme #tcf meme #humor #tcf humor #cale is a total clown #this poor unlucky bastard #let him dream

[dontforgetoctober3rd]

Hockey Tag Wooooo

Got tagged by @againstthegrainphoto for this CURSE YOUUUU but anyway here it is!

Rules:

List your number 1 team: Vegas Golden Knights! I wasn't there right from the very beginning but i did start rooting for them in their very first season right in the middle of when all the goalies were going down. I was like yesss i love an underdog story! I love sparkle and glitter and pizzaz! They just seemed so fun. I thought rooting for the new (at the time) team would be a perfect way to get into hockey since they didn't have a history with drama...and then they went and became sworn enemies of the Sharks and made it all the way to the cup final that same year lmaooooo but i love them even more now

Favorite Goalie: oof this has to be a toughie but I really like two of them, the first being my team's very own Robin Lehner because he shows that you really can grow and change as a person (will always love him for kneeling with Reavo, that was iconic) and i also like that his nickname is Panda lmao. My second fave has to be the iconic Ilya Bryzgalov, because he, even for a goalie, was considered a weirdo just for daring to show a little personality and also I just think its hilarious that the Flyers still have to pay him through 2027 lmaoooooooo

What my jersey number would be: oh it would without a doubt be 96, the year I was brought to the USA. Not only would my life be vastly different if i had never been brought here but I would be a totally different person.

The team I would play for: oh my oh myyyyyyy...Listen, I love Vegas but I honestly would LOVE to be a goalie for the Bruins (DON'T ANYBODY COME FOR ME FOR THISSSSS) I've always thought bears in general are cool and as much as I love clowning on Boston as a city, I think their nickname is really really cool (the city of champions wooo)

Current favorite player: Jonathan Marchessault, look i just love underdog stories i practically collect them like pokemon ok! He was undrafted as a rookie and then after putting his work for a few years, his third team decides he isn't worth protecting when the expansion happens. He wasn't a superstar at first but he put in the work and dragged that MVP award and Stanley Cup kicking and screaming into his grasp. The man runs on pure spite, if his enemies go low he goes lowER and I LOVE IT

A Trade that hurt me emotionally: oh god where do i begin!? I have so many but I gotta go with Flower's trade. He was the heart and soul of this new team of misfits, a team that fit his personality, and he was basically thrown away like yesterday's garbage smh

What has my experience on hockeblr been so far: Honestly? I love it, even with all the drama . I once insulted Quinn Hughes in the tags of a post and his fangirls CAME for me lmao caling me a whore and everything but it was no skin off my back, I just got my boyfriend, Block Button, to take care of that for me hahahah. But overall I would say hockeyblr is pretty friendly in general, especially in comparison to twatter and instagram.

Alrighty, then i have to tag peeps whose hockey business I'd like to know so i tag: @lollo12589

Only do it if you wanna lmaoo

#hockey tag #hockey stuff #i was tagged #tagged #nhl #vgk #vegas golden knights

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AU Alberu's POV as the experimented Beru

Alberu: Cale?

Cale: ...nggh..yes?

Cale rubs his eyes as he tried to open them slowly only to see his lover looking right at him with a nervous expression.

Alberu: I suddenly had a bad dream.

Cale: It's literally 3am in the morning.

Alberu: mm..yea- well *fidgeting*

Cale: Spit it out. What was your bad dream about Beru?

Alberu: DON'T CALL ME THAT ANYMORE- PLEASE just please I'm begging you...

Cale was in deep shock that his lover raised his voice at him just because of what? He called him by his nickname?

Cale: Didn't you tell me multiple times that I should stop calling you 'hyung' when we finally got together?

Alberu: I-its not that.. I just-

Cale: Tell me what's wrong Beru.

Alberu: THAT'S the PROBLEM.

Cale: Which is??

Alberu: That nickname, in my dream I was suddenly trapped in a flat boxed screen, I couldn't move but all I could do was smile. Smiling while looking towards the horizon which seemed endless. White. Blank.

ALberu: After a few minutes I suddenly heard voices. At first, there were a lot of compliments about how radiant I loo-

Cale: Are you even sure that's a bad dream?

Alberu: Yeah it is a bad dream!

Cale: Aren't you just totally flaunting how good-looking you are? You're srsly waking me up in the middle of the night because of this? I'm going back to slee-

Alberu: I SWEAR THAT'S NOT IT!

Cale looks back at Alberu who had a look of desperation. Cale couldn't distinguish if what he's seen rolling down the face of his beloved was sweat or tears. Maybe both. Well, he might as well comfort his lover since that was his job. Alberu: I heard giggles, squeals, people were shrieking with how I finally appeared. They kept saying that I looked so dazzling, how I sparkled. They were even speaking the same annoying lines that you tell me every time with your glib tongue.

Cale: Whatever do you mean oh shining sun of the Roan Empi-

Alberu: My point exactly *glaring at Cale*

Cale: Alright go on.

Alberu: It went on for days, I couldn't tell how long I was trapped in that frame-like screen window, all of a sudden I reverted back to my dark elf form.

Cale continues to stare at him, already feeling bored as he watched Alberu continue ranting his struggle of a mere dream. Although he found it amusing as he heard him say the next lines.

Alberu: But it didn't stop there, my hair color suddenly changed to a blood-red color just like yours Cale. I was the spitting image of you. And the voices agreed on how we really are sworn brothers if we just switched hair colors.

Cale: Hoh...

'There must be something more to this if it actually made the emperor of the Roan Kingdom have buckets of sweat rolling down his pretty face.'

Alberu: It was until I heard somebody say, 'How about a Pink Haired Beru?'

Cale: Huh?

Alberu: My hair color immediately changed to pink, then sky blue, then green, then orange, then red again. I didn't know when it'd stop but I couldn't even budge. Even when I wanted to so bad.

Alberu looked dead straight in Cale's eyes, with both his hands firmly holding his partner's shoulders, but ironically he was shaking. Alberu Crossman was shaking in fear. For what reason? Is this another one of the Sun God's pranks to his lover? Perhaps it was the God of Death again? He continues to ponder at the annoying thought that maybe divine beings were messing around his precious people again but stopped as Alberu continued speaking his worries.

Alberu: I thought it was okay since it was just a hair color change..then a woman's voice asked with great anticipation, "HOW ABOUT A BALD AND A MOHAWKBERU?"

Alberu: I continued to smile, even when my luscious golden blonde hair was instantly gone and I was suddenly bald. BALD! I saw numerous hearts floating in front of me and I could hear the mockery and laughter of beings I could not even see. Yet I continued to smile.

Cale was speechless.

Alberu: For some reason, I could read the words floating in front of me. "EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROAN KINGDOM'S FAVORITE SHINING SUN- BALDBERU" is what it said. More hearts appeared at a scary rate and I couldn't even shout or move. I was terrified.

Alberu glared at the person in front of him like a mad man. Cale just shut up and listened to whatever he said, Alberu really looked mental.

Alberu: The woman from a while ago spoke again, I swear her voice was scary beyond belief. She added "Okay everybody hold up- Now imagine DELINQUENT HAIRCUT AlBERU"

Alberu: My hair suddenly grew back twice as much and it was styled into this weird looking hairdo...

Cale continued to have his stoic face which made Alberu feel relieved. Little does he know Cale was on the verge of laughing his ass off-

ALberu: I suddenly heard "JOSUBERU I CAN'T WITH THIS FANDOM- YA'LL REALLY DID IT U PUNKS" again from that mortifying woman since earlier, apparently it was done by a group of people claiming to be my fans?! BUT THE MONSTROSITY THEY'VE- no that wasn't even half of it

Cale: 'There's actually more?! PFFFFFT' I see, continue then. The prince saw his darling sweetheart Cale shaking as if he was sympathizing with what he was going through. At that very moment, he felt touched by his lover's empathy towards himself.

Alberu: The horrors didn't end just there as I was still waiting for the whole nightmare to be over, they were begging for a 'Voldeberu' which I don't even understand, at that point, I SUDDENLY LOST MY NOSE!!

I WAS BALD AGAIN AND MY NOSE DISAPPEARED YET I WAS STILL SMILING. I HAVE NEVER FELT SO MUCH FEAR IN MY LIFE.

Alberu: Somebody then proposed a 'Clowberu' AND MY FACE SUDDENLY BECAME A CLOWN WEARING MAKEUP. The hardships I had to take while staying still like a fucking mannequin. BUT IT STILL DIDNT STOP THERE.

Cale almost broke into laughter as he wanted to continue listening to his lover's amusing dream! If he laughs now Alberu might as well punch him in the face.

Alberu: I wanted to cry, I pleaded with the Sun God in my head that I want this to stop but I didn't get what I wanted. Instead, a chatbox suddenly appeared, I almost pissed my pants reading at the schemes of those so-called 'fans' had for me.

Cale: Oho.. what did you s-see then? 'Pfft'

Alberu: "LET'S MAKE HIS SKIN GREEN WITH ONLY ONE EYE, MIKE WAZOWSKIEBERU" "We need a butt, BUTTBERU" "I still didn't get my mohawhkberu!" "TWIN TAILESBERU" "AFROBERU!" "MONKBERU!" "SANGWOOBERU" "COWBERU" "UCHIHABERU" "I SAY NUNBERU! NUNBERU SUPREMACY RISE!!!!!!"

I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT MIKE WAZOWSKI BERU! BUT THEY WANT MY HEAD TO BE A COW?! HOW COULD THEY TO THE EMPEROR OF THE RO-

Cale couldn't handle it anymore he bursts out laughing, almost in tears.

Cale: BUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! If only I was there to see it all! I ca- I CANT! MIKE WAZOW- WAZOWSKI HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH AND AFRO?! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Alberu: How could you be laughing at my pain?!

Cale: Oh dear emperor of mine, isn't it fine that you have such 'entertaining fans' of yours?

Alberu: Entertaining can't even describe those lots... They all praised me for how I was the rising sun of the Roan Kingdom as they humiliated my every being. To the point where they even planned on turning me into 'LIGHTBULBERU'. A FUCKING LIGHTBULB BECAUSE THEY WANT ME TO SHINE LITERALLY. A WALKING FLASHLIGHT KING. ME. ALBERU CROSSMAN.

Cale: PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alberu: Haaaahh... You don't understand because you were never in my position. Those fans were a bunch of lunatics I say, LUNATICS!

What Alberu doesn't know is that we, the fandom won't just stop there...

Alberu felt shivers down his spine as he recalled the very vivid and realistic experience he had inside his dream.

Cale: I am so telling this to Tasha, my esteemed and very much adored Beru <3

Alberu: JUST CALL ME HYUNG PLEASE!!

The trauma seemed to have sunken deep into his mind that every time Cale calls him by that nickname, he subconsciously touches his hair and nose in order to reassure himself that it's still there.

I'm tagging these superb beings for making the thread LEGENDARY: @cale-alberu @chunnicalesimp @thescarletguard @trashduchesshenituse-reblogs @farmercale @just-a-sleepy-person @annerisk @pile-of-sticks @trash-duchess-henituse @icyteaa

#tcf #trash of the count's family #tcf crack #incorrect tcf quotes #alberu crossman #cale henituse #CALEBERU #First Fanfic but it's crack #CRACK CRACK CRACKITY CRACK #Tasha mentioned #Sun God #God of Death #Lunatic Fandom #this is why I love this fandom

[victorlamela]

O goberno local presentou o dispositivo vinculado á celebración da Cabalgata de Reis 2019, que este ano leva por título ​Unha cidade soñada e​ partirá do estadio municipal de Riazor para chegar até a praza de María Pita. A comitiva, conformada por 16 carrozas e catro trens, dará cabida a 450 nenas e nenos que acompañarán aos Reis Magos no percorrido, durante o cal lanzaran até 12 toneladas de caramelos sen glute. O itinerario, tal e como explicaron o concelleiro de Culturas, Deporte e Coñecemento, José Manuel Sande, e a edil de Igualdade e Diversidade, Rocío Fraga, partirá ás 17.30 horas da avenida da Habana para continuar por avenida Calvo Sotelo, Fernando Macías, Médico Rodríguez, Juan Flórez, Marcial del Adalid, Linares Rivas, Sánchez Bregua, Praza de Mina, Cantón Pequeno, Cantón Grande, avenida da Mariña e a Praza de María Pita. “Este ano a proposta segue a liña de descentralizar a actividade cultural municipal e procura chegar a novos barrios, despois de comezar, nas anteriores ocasións, nos Mallos, Monte Alto ou O Castrillón”, explicou Sande.

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Tal e como apuntou o responsable de Culturas, este ano as carrozas –das cales 7 serán municipais, 1 de bombeiros e 8 das empresas patrocinadoras, dúas máis que na pasada edición, como son Gadisa, El Corte Inglés, Abanca, Cabreiroá, Repsol, Desarrolla, Centro Comercial Los Rosales e Coca-Cocola– percorrerán as rúas da cidade “facendo referencia a esa Coruña soñada”, e estarán acompañadas dun dispositivo de animación conformado por compañías “que achegarán un espectáculo cultural e artístico para todos os públicos” que contará con bandas de música, hinchables, bufóns, malabaristas, clowns, dragóns de grande altura ou grupos de danza, entre outras propostas. Así, a participarán na Cabalgata Compañía Troula Animación, Compañía Parola Bianca, Grupo Krash, Compañía Bambolea, Banda de Música de Santiago de Arteixo, Banda de Música de Vilatuxe, Banda de Gaitas Agarimo de Catabois, Culturactiva, Manicómicos e Pistacatro.

De cara ao correcto desenvolvemento da Cabalgata de Reis 2019, o Concello da Coruña despregará un dispositivo conformado por 279 persoas, entre as e os que se atopan 66 policías, 6 bombeiros, 45 membros de Protección Civil, 46 de Cruz Vermella e 6 do 061; ademais de 52 auxiliares de carroza, 36 auxiliares de montaxe, 16 vixiantes de seguridade privada e 6 persoas que atenderán as zonas de mobilidade reducida e lactancia. “Estamos a falar dun dispositivo moi semellante ao do ano pasado, a pesares de contar cun itinerario que é case un quilómetro máis curto”, apuntou Rocío Fraga, quen lembrou que se establecerán tres zonas de Punto Limpo para o depósito de residuos.

A responsable da área municipal de Seguridade Cidadá destacou que, nesta edición, a cabalgata “tamén será un evento cardioprotexido”, ao contar con desfibriladores externos semiautomáticos (DESA) nos oito espazos sanitarios. Estes puntos situaranse na avenida da Habana, praza de Portugal, Fernando Macías, Juan Flórez con Orquestra Sinfónica, Marcial del Adalid –á altura de Emilia Pardo Bazán–, Linares Rivas, Subdelegación do Goberno e na propia praza de María Pita, “na que tamén se situará, un ano máis, un espazo de coidados infantís e lactancia”, advertiu a edil. Ademais, o evento contará cun total de 5 ambulancia: 2 serán de Cruz Vermella, unha de Protección Civil e outras dúas do 061, “unha das cales estará medicalizada”, apuntou Fraga durante a comparecencia. Ao fío, a titular de Igualdade e Diversidade salientou que o goberno local apostará un ano máis pola accesibilidade na cabalgata, ao contar con cinco postos de visibilidade para persoas con mobilidade reducida, que estarán á disposición da veciñanza en Fernando Macías, Marcial del Adalid, Cantón Grande –fronte á Fundación Barrié–, Subdelegación do Goberno e na praza de María Pita. Finalmente, a concelleira deu algúns consellos para á veciñanza “de cara a gozar da cabalgata con seguridade e tranquilidade”, como respectar as zonas de seguridade delimitadas, non invadir a calzada, evitar subirse a a elementos do mobiliario urbano ou manter unha distancia segura ao paso das carrozas, entre outras medidas.

O Concello presenta o dispositivo da Cabalgata de Reis, que se celebrará o 5 de xaneiro O goberno local presentou o dispositivo vinculado á celebración da Cabalgata de Reis 2019, que este ano leva por título ​Unha cidade soñada e​ partirá do estadio municipal de Riazor para chegar até a praza de María Pita.

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Cale when his people commit crimes: *shudders* "How vicious...!" Cale when Cale commits crimes:

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #meme #tcf meme #cale the hypocrite #solving all world problems through crimes and scamming #cale is a total clown #cale is a magnificent bastard

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Cale is such a Weirdo (I Love Him)

I came to the very reasonable conclusion that Cale Henituse is the weirdest person you could ever imagine.

And I do mean that in the best way.

Basically any question about his character can be answered with: "Well yes, but actually no... except kinda sorta yes...? But maybe no..."

Try it. See for yourself.

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #humor #tcf humor #character analysis #tcf meta #this poor unlucky bastard #cale is a total clown #i love this stupid man

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Cale (NOT) Being A Dragon

Litana: …Is he the Dragon of the Legend? Cale: (smiling) No, I am not a Dragon Obante: T-that aura! Sir, are you a Dragon?? Cale: (confused) …No, I'm not a Dragon Jeet: That scent of nature…! Are you perhaps-?! Cale: (frustrated) I am not a Dragon! Eruhaben: You must be of Dragon Slayer lineage, I see Cale: (exasperated) No I am not Dragon Half-Blood: …A Half-Dragon like me! Cale: (shocked) What the hell, no! White Star: A perfect Dragon Slayer candidate, then! Cale: (furious) NO! Bakehe: The leader of Dragons… Must be a Dragon! Cale: (tired) For the last time, I am not-! Blood Cult Barrier: Dragon Recognized. Passage Granted! Cale: ………

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #humor #tcf humor #cale face it you're an honorary dragon #there's no escaping it #cale is a total clown #i love this stupid man #tcf hilarious moments

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"Well Well How The Turn Tables"

Chapter 1

Cale: I'm gonna have Choi Han be the hero and handle everything since he's the protagonist

Chapter 346

Ancient Powers: So basically, Choi Han has the perfect plate to handle all the power and sacrifice himself to defeat the final boss Cale: ... Cale: Well f*** that!

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #cale is a total clown #cale is the best #i love this stupid man

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Alberu be like: Cale, for the love of all things holy, PLEASE stop spreading your cult everywhere

Cale be like: (handing over his PR campaign to Clopeh) Hm? What do you mean?

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #incorrect tcf #incorrect quotes #cale is a total clown #cale you unlucky bastard #looking forward to him getting drunk in despair over clopeh's shenanigans

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Just Found My Favorite TCF Manhwa Image

[Insert Cale's Group Member Here]: Cale. We beg of you. Stop overworking yourself. Stop sacrificing yourself. And for the love of all things holy, stop spreading your cult everywhere!!!

Cale, Every Single Time:

(Also Cale: Proceeds To Do Just That)

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #tcf manhwa #oblivious cale henituse #cale is a total clown #i love this stupid man

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Cale, every time he's facing the Consequences of his Own Actions (aka. Hero Fame):

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #meme #tcf meme #we're really in it now meme #cale is a total clown #cale is a dumb potato #who doesn't understand his own heroism at all #it's like a train wreck #you can't look away #i love this stupid man

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Saint Cale

Clopeh's vision in the torture dungeon be like:

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #meme #tcf meme #tcf hilarious moments #saint cale #solving all world problems through crimes and scamming #but also like #cale man what the heck are you doing #why are you posing as virgin mary icon #i thought you wanted to be a slacker not a patron saint LOL #i swear cale just keeps digging under himself #cale is a total clown #i love this stupid man

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#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #meme #tcf meme #they're the same picture meme #humor #tcf humor #slacker life #or lack thereof #poor cale #give this man a break #cale is a total clown #cale is an unlucky bastard

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Cracking Cale's Secret Code

How to understand Mr. Cale In-Denial Henituse, who lies to himself more than eats meals a day?

Simple! Easy! All you have to do is translate every "annoying" into "subconsciously having feelings about it"! 😂

Won't ignore children in need? Because they're "annoying"! (Translation: I would feel bad about leaving them)

Won't let people around him get hurt? Because that'd be "annoying"! (Translation: I would feel guilty over it)

Won't reject a cry for help? Because it's "annoying"! (Translation: I would feel awful about it)

Every. Single. Time. This man gets "annoyed", in reality he's just dealing with Feelings(TM). Feelings like, you know.... empathy and conscience and stuff. 🤣

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #cale is a total clown #cale forever in denial #cale is a dumb potato #i love this stupid man #humor #tcf humor #tcf crack

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"I'm not a hero" -Cale Freaking Henituse

Heroes be like: "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" Cale: *disgusted expression* "Yeah, no thanks. I'll just take some minor power-up in order to survive" Also Cale: *slurps over half a dozen Ancient Powers like ramen noodles*

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #cale is a hero in denial #he is also very very dumb #cale is a total clown #i adore him #the question is do i love him because of in spite of him being one #who knows???

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TCF Part 2 Chapter 28 be like:

Cale: *becomes a heroic figure in literally every place and dimension he visits* Cale: *looks down at himself* HOW did I end up in this deep hole???

Also Cale: *grabs a shovel* Welp! Might as well keep digging

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale henituse #cale #tcf cale #tcf humor #humor #tcf hilarious moments #pfffff #the great one who purifies #yeah keep digging cale #not a hero he says #just call yourself our lord and saviour already why don't you #i can't handle this #cale is a total clown #just look at this delusional man and his unrealisitc dream #no wonder your beloved slacker life dumped you #tcf part 2 chapter 28