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Hugo: What did you say?
Varian: I said nothing.
Hugo: Say it.
Varian: If you wish, sweetheart—I’d do anything for you just to see that face of yours all flustered up…
Hugo: *gay panic*
#incorrect 7k quotes#now I told y’all I had some#but this is from 2020 sorry#varian and the 7 kingdoms#tangled#tangled the series#varian the alchemist#Varian tts#7k au#incorrect quotes#Lysa incorrect quotes#incorrect varigo quotes
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TONY: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak. Like, 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I am losing.'
STEPHEN: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
#what's up losers remember me?#it's been 84 years#and i have returned once again - like a persistent horsefly#i came back to 7k followers jesus christ i'm sorry have any of you eaten#it's been so long i don't even remember what my tagging system was#avengers#avengers endgame#avengers infinity war#marvel#mcu#tony stark#stephen strange#iron man#doctor strange#incorrect avengers quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect avengers#incorrect quotes#ironstrange
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Terezi: P14NOS JUST DONT DROP ON PPL L1K3 TH3Y US3D TO
Rose: It’s a very bourgeois style of accident to be honest. Most people can only afford to drop a Yamaha home keyboard on someone
#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#terezi pyrope#rose lalonde#mod terezi#an uncle of mine once chopped up a 7k piano for firewood#he wasn't even desperate he was just bored and needed the space
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Varian: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Eugene: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Lance: Something illegal.
Hugo: Accept my fate.
Cass: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to ten other people, I would die tomorrow.
Varian: What?
Hugo: That’s fricking awesome. Can I change my answer?
(Based on something we talked about @cassandrium360! Cass and Hugo would totally be besties.😁And in my mind, possibly agents of chaos. LOL!)
#Alchemy Bros#cass tts#Cassie tts#tts#tts cassandra#Vat7k#vat7k Hugo#varian and the 7k gang rp#tts eugene#tts lance#tts Varian#Varian#Varian and the Seven Kingdoms#tangled varian#tangled incorrect quotes#vat7k incorrect quotes#Hugo the Human#Varian the Alchemist#rapunzel's tangled adventure#tangled the series#team awesome#rta#rta varian#rta eugene#rta Lance#tts incorrect quotes#rta incorrect quotes#the chaos trio
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Requests are OPEN
Dividers by @harlequin-hangout 💚
Loki Oneshots:
- Loki x female reader
Stay the Night? (Fluff, 4k words)
Sorry Love, I'm Busy (request - angst & fluff, 4k words)
Sunflower (request - some bullying, mild smut, fluff, 3.5k words)
Shh... It was Just a Bad Dream (request - nightmares, fluff, 1k words - Loki pov)
Loki, I'm Fine (request - being sick and fluff, 3k words)
That's Not What I Meant (request - arguing, angst, injury, lots of fluff, 2.7k words)
You Don't Trust Me? (Request - arguing, angst, feelings of guilt, controlling boyfriend, accusations of cheating, fighting, no happy ending, 1.7k words)
Loki's Cooking Lesson (fluff, 1k words)
The Gift (fluff, so much fluff, 4k words)
Moving Day (fluff, some smut, brotherly bonding, 5k words)
I Need the Truth (angst, feeling of being unloved, breaking up, unhappy ending, 2k words)
Laundry Day (y/n pov- y/n makes a bet with Loki about doing the laundry without magic - hints at sex, no other warnings)
How Could This Not Fit?! (Loki pov- y/n makes a bet with Loki about doing the laundry without magic - hints at sex, no other warnings)
Coffee Coffee Coffee (kinda fluffy kinda funny, no warnings)
She's Mine Now (Request - controlling ex-boyfriend, jealous ex-boyfriend, some vague mentions of previous abuse (nothing specific), arguing, swearing, threatening language, name calling, Loki being super protective, fluffy ending)
You Are My Home (Loki returns to you after having to go to Asgard for a month, fluff)
I Don't Hate You (Loki being upset, Loki feeling guilty, Loki feeling like he deserves to be hated, brief mentions of Loki's torture, previous injury caused by Loki, fluffy end)
- Jotun Loki x plus size female reader
You Are My Queen (request - self depreciating thoughts, issues with self image, fluff, 2k words)
- Loki x gender neutral reader
It's Too Loud (request - autistic reader, overstimulated, feelings of panic / being overwhelmed, 2k words)
- Tom Hiddleston x female reader
The Wedding Date (fluff, vague smut, 1k words)
Loki Short Series:
- Loki x female reader
Loki's Silent Sentry (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7) (you are Loki's personal guard and despite all rules against it, you and Loki fall in love - plenty of angst but a happy ending - completed)
Loki's Silent Sentry Alt. Ending (Part 1) (Part 2) (you are Loki's personal guard and despite all rules against it, you and Loki fall in love - picks up after Part 2 of the original story... not a happy ending READ TRIGGER WARNINGS IN LINK - completed)
Loki's Little Secret (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Request - protective Loki, hidden relationship, angst, self doubt, thoughts of being inadequate, fluff - completed)
The Blind Date? (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Request - funny and fluff to follow, Part 4 in progress)
- Loki x plus size female reader
My Best Friend... (Part 1) (Part 2) (angst, self depreciating thoughts, feeling inadequate, issues with self image, low self worth, fluff - completed)
- Loki x gender neutral reader
I'm Here (Part1) (Part 2) (request - self doubt, angst, maybe fluff, 7k words - completed)
Bucky Oneshots:
- Bucky x female reader
Mmm... You're Warm (request - fluff, 2k words)
Loads of Fun (Y/N being a bit awkward - fluff)
Bucky Short Series:
- Bucky x female reader
Back to Basics (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (request - fluff, being awkward, no warnings - 7k words, Bucky POV completed)
Loki Random Incorrect Quotes:
- Loki x reader
Epic Pockets
Loki and you watch Crimson Peak
Touring the new kitchen
Note to self... don't prank Loki
Loki Long Series:
- Loki x female reader
Shadows of the Past (In Progress)
Rules for Requests:
1. I'll write for Loki or Bucky / Winter Soldier, romantic or platonic relationships
2. Angst and fluff preferred (I'm still new at writing and haven't done any smut but I'm working on it)
3. I'm not really worried about what's cannon, I'll pretty much write any ship, MF / MM / FF / gender neutral reader (no Thorki or Sylki, sorry)
4. I might add more rules to the list as I go if I remember something else
Tag list - Loki
TBD
Tag list - Bucky
TBD
#loki fanfics#loki fanfction#bucky fanfic#winter soldier fanfiction#loki x reader#bucky x reader#request#asks requests#loki x y/n#loki x female reader#loki x gender neutral reader#bucky x y/n#bucky x gender neutral reader#bucky x female reader#bucky fluff#loki fluff#bucky angst#loki angst
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Sterek Fic Rec - July 2022. Haha you thought I was going to be late, didn’t you? And to be fair I’ve only made it into my normal timeframe by 2hrs but I count this as still making it. So! Onto more fics - enjoy!
In The Name Of Science by Nutellargh (1/1 | 1K | General)
Submission for incorrect sterek quotes challenge March 2021
Prompt: derek - Yesterday I overheard erica saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and stiles replying “Trust me.” and I have never fled a room so fast in my life.
Connecting the Dots by thePurebloodPrat (1/1 | 4K | Mature)
"The sharp clatter of his mug of dry erase markers hitting the floor isn’t enough to draw Stiles’ attention away from the clue board he’s staring at from an uncomfortably short distance, but his hand failing to make contact with a new pen while blindly fumbling for said missing mug finally is. He takes a moment to scrub a hand over his eyes and he drops to the floor to pull the markers out from under the desk where they’d rolled, mumbling to himself about rewriting the last section he’d scribbled on the board in red instead of yellow. This was only a… minor setback. The third one in as many hours, but that was hardly the important part. The people disappearing throughout Beacon Hills only to be discovered exactly eight days later in eight separate pieces, well… That seems like the part that’s far more important."
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Stiles has been awake far longer than he really ought to have been. Derek doesn't want to admit it, but when Stiles doesn't harass him after school the day after finding out about a new supernatural sighting, he gets concerned.
punch-drunk by elisela (1/1 | 6K | Mature)
Derek knows he’s staring, knows he should stop, drag his focus back to his daughter and not this—this stranger, gorgeous as he is with his slight upturned nose and bright eyes, lips that Derek is going to see in his dreams and long fingers folded into a fist that his jaw rests on. He should stop staring but he feels punch-drunk, knocked off his feet by the overwhelming attraction he feels, blood pumping so fast he can hear it rushing in his ears, can feel it in his pulse points.
The guy turns his head to look up at Derek and winks—winks, and Derek gets a glimpse of a black bar that pierces through the end of his eyebrow, and he realizes he really needs to grab Evie and get out of there when he starts wondering if this guy has a tongue piercing to go along with the rest, or just how far across his broad shoulders the tattoos go, if they stretch all the way down his tapered hips, lines like a map for Derek to follow with his tongue.
Tell Me, So I Know by TroubleIWant (1/1 | 7K | Mature)
It took years for Derek to finally confront the way he felt about Stiles, and even after he figured it out he could only explain in Spanish. It took them two years more to get to where they were now. Only with neither of them quite willing to commit, where exactly is that, anyways?
Well, for Stiles it’s a deserted stretch of road behind the Hale house, half trapped in a car wreck after being abducted by hunters. Frankly, he could really use Derek’s help if he’s going to get out of this alive. Mates are supposed to be able to tell when the other is in pain, right? As Derek would probably say, 'querido, no.'
Or, a love story in two parts... and two languages.
Sexily Ever After by indentations (whenwordsmakesense) (1/1 | 1K | Explicit)
After fighting off the latest supernatural terror loose on their town, Derek and Stiles finally find their way to each other.
Operation: Chick Flick by Inell (1/1 | 7K | Teen)
Stiles knows agreeing to be Derek’s fake date for Cora’s wedding is the stupidest thing he’s ever done, but it’s a little difficult to say no to the man he’s been in love with for seven years.
Inattentional Blindness by aussiebee (1/1 | 5K | Explicit)
Derek finally sees Stiles... and then promptly melts down about it.
He’s two people away from the counter, though, when it happens. Derek has just finished scanning the board overhead and let his eyes drift back down to the guy just in time to see him bend down to pick up his backpack from the floor when the guy turns. There’s a moment of complete cessation of brain activity when Derek’s libido registers lips! Eyes! Skinnnnn! before his thoughts begin spinning like a Gravitron, turning his brain to paste against the inside of his skull because what the fuck, the guy he’s been quietly lusting over while he waits in line for coffee is fucking Stiles.
What Derek says when he thinks Stiles wont understand by Delilah2040 (1/1 | 3K | General)
five times Derek complimented Stiles in Spanish thinking he wouldn't understand and the one time stiles confesses not only that he understood the whole time but much much more.
Hot Gym Guy by jesuisgrace (1/1 | 900 | Mature)
“What are you looking at, Stiles?”
Stiles looks up from his phone to find Hot Gym Guy smirking at him. Fuck. He definitely doesn’t blush and stammer because he definitely wasn’t just looking at Hot Gym Guy’s instagram. Absolutely, definitely wasn’t watching him squat for the millionth time since he posted the story yesterday afternoon.
My Tongue Dances Behind My Lips by xxjinchuurikixx (1/1 | 8K | Explicit)
Stiles is seventeen and very, very horny. Derek just adds to the hormones, and Stiles likes to torture himself, getting off to thought of Derek’s hands, his mouth, his everything. Mostly those things on Stiles in some way. One night, Derek gets him to spill the truth.
princecharmingwinks special mention (I only recently fell into a bodyguard Derek and president son Stiles vibe but I like it very much ! And this fic is an awesome example of it <3 )
reGuardless by raisesomehale (1/1 | 3K | Mature)
The president had been to the point when he explained to Derek the rules of the job.
Stiles was in the room while these rules were recited: Never take your eyes off of him in public. That’s how he liked to dodge his last bodyguards. No more than an arm's length apart. He’s more slippery than you’d think. Escort him to and from appearances. Intervene in any situation that might tarnish the Stilinski image...
The list went on and on. As did the games of chicken Stiles initiated to test Derek with these rules.
Enjoy enjoy! Hope you find some good reads here. Remember to leave kudos and comments so we can give virtual big hugs to our amazing fandom writers. Till next time!
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hello yall !! 🌼✨
so… how was the travel ?? i heard the flight from twitter to tumblr was pretty turbulent…
anyway !! im @blueberrysunflowers but it was a side blog so i wasn’t able to have as much freedom as a main blog and here we are !! ill work on queuing up some incorrect quotes there (tho ill admit im running out) and work on posting content here <33
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what to expect on this page - gifs !! lots of it !! drabbles (threadfics), headcanons, socmed au updates, retweets and the occasional doodle !!
ships to expect from here - mainly kagehina like 90% of the time, but other ships will come up too !! (tsukiyama, daisuga, iwaoi, kiyotana, asanoya, bokuaka, sakuatsu, kuroken, ushiten, ushitenkuroken, ushidai)
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disclaimer 1 (crossposting) — i will be reposting my own older works (drabbles and whatnot) on here so that there’s some content on this page. please don’t accuse me of plagerising.. my own… works…..
disclaimer 2 (age appropriate content) - i will be posting the occasional nsfw drabble / make nsfw jokes !! do with that information as you wish but if you’re 18- please don’t interact w me those works specifically !!
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a little about me - i'm elle (she/they, 22) !! i mainly write threadfics/drabbles, social media aus and ao3 fics !! a kagehina/hinakage main til the end but i enjoy most mainpairs too !! my DMs and asks are open so feel free to say hi !! 🫶🏻✨
my other tumblr blogs! (mostly inactive…) - @queeneye (queer eye) , @exasperatedmoron (DCTV), @three-trainwrecks (unus annus), @choupielu (skam france), @blueberrysunflowers (haikyuu incorrect quotes)
ao3 — xllx / exasperatedmoron
twitter — chouyo_
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current fics published on a03 / in the works / social media aus (on twt) !!
time is nothing but a construct || 30k words of hinata visiting kageyama in italy, falling sick and having a very chaotic and domestically romantic week with his ‘best friend’ that ends in a ring !!
alls fair in love and (one-sided) war || 7k of daisuga being soulmates but instead of using the soul bond for romantic reasons, suga uses it to bring chaos (and love) into daichi’s life !!
here comes trouble (make it double) || 15k of kagehina and ushisakuatsu getting set up by their sisters because they were Very Tired of their brothers’ hopeless love lives !!
life is like a box of chocolates || 18k of married ushiten being the most domestic and in-love couple you’ll ever meet as they go grocery shopping, bake chocolate pastries and reminisce on their relationship !!
that one time at training camp where everyone swapped souls and died || 13k of crack but also wholesomeness and a shit ton of team bonding moments amongst karasuno, nekoma and fukurodani (and mainpairs) !!
what is grief, if not love persevering? || 6k of kagehina’s final days as hinata loses his battle with cancer
everything’s better with you || 4k of ushisakuatsu working perfectly together like a well-oiled machine !! (contains nsfw)
call me and tell me how much you need me || 5k of hinakage handling long distance with nudes, voice recordings and wanking off !! (contains nsfw)
kageyama tobio; a case study on what it means to belong || 6k of kageyama talking to yachi about what everyone means to him and how he found a home within his team !!
adventures in babysitting || 16k (and counting) of natsu being babysat by the various members of karasuno and slowly building her own second family !!
kagehina exchange fic 2023 || revealed in july !!
kagehina + mainpairs || a VERY long au where they both have their main twitter accounts + a secret private side account where they scream about their crushes. lots of crack and fluff!!
kagehina + mainpairs || another VERY long au where they both run secret sasaki to mivano stan accounts & are moots on those accounts without realising it + take inspiration from the show to flirt with their irl crushes !
kagehina + tsukiyama || short timeskipped au where tsukki makes a typo when talking to hinata and sends the poor man into a spiral !!
yachi + mainpairs || short timeskipped au where yachi reviews her friend’s dating profiles and finds love herself !!
kagehina + mainpairs || a VERY long timeskipped au where kagehina become roommates and kuroo tries to increase the popularity of the JNT !!
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WIP ask game
Rules are as follows: post the barebones plot of your wips in a new post and let people send you an ask with the title that intrigues them the most, then post a snippet/tell them something about it! Then, tag as many people as you have wips.
Thank you for the tag @pretchatta! I'm new to tumblr so it's very much appreciated :)
WIP, in likely order of when I'll finish them:
Untitled wedding fic - Inspired by @chaoticdumbassrogue's Robin Hood incorrect Rebels quotes: Kanan realizes he finally needs to propose to Hera; Ahsoka & Ezra decide to "help." Things go to plan exactly as much as you'd expect.
Commando Hera - When desperation hits, Hera and Chopper go on a top-secret mission to retrieve stolen supplies, but Hera will have to face the greatest threat to her composure yet! (gift for @iknowwhattosaynow as thanks for Sex in Aurebesh)
Untitled Short slow burn to smut fics collection post New Dawn - Hera and Kanan being clearly in love but not admitting it yet, slowly getting closer together. Have a few lightly sketched out but rough (working my way back to writing smut as I am very out of practice.)
Back-burner:
Post Battle of Yavin short (Rebels/Rogue One/Obi Wan follow-up): commemoration for those lost to get them there. Might not write as I don't like writing sad stuff but it sprang into my head mostly formed.
Kanan-lives series involving the pathway. Way too long in my head, need to build up writing stamina and skill first.
I finally finished and posted my last fic which was supposed to be 2k words and ended up just over 7k so I need to knock out some of the shorter ideas before I get too much more into longer ones until I get better at pacing.
Is there a Discord for Kanera writers? I need to keep my focus under control and am getting way too overwhelmed with ideas/thoughts.
I'm betting anyone reading this has already been tagged as I'm new, but if not comment/ask and I'll edit to tag you in!
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Zemo: there is only one thing worse than taking the serum
Zemo: * tears off paper above taking the serum so now the board says "Walker taking the serum" *
Bucky: Walker
Zemo: yes
#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect mcu quotes#marvel#bucky barnes#baron zemo#helmut zemo#john walker#tfatws#the falcon and the winter soldier#falcon and the winter soldier#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#6k#7k#8k
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Sokka, peeling a banana: may I take your jacket sir lol
Zuko: do you think other people can’t hear you?
#atla#avatar the last airbender#zuko#avatar: the last airbender#sokka#a:tla#zukka#trashbending#zukka incorrect quotes#incorrect atla#incorrect avatar#incorrect quotes#1k#2k#3k#4K#5k#6k#7k#8k#9k
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Hugo: What’s missing in this: A,E,O,U
Varian: I
Hugo: What’s the opposite of hate?
Varian: Love
Hugo: And what’s the opposite of me?
Varian: A successful person
#incorrect quotes#incorrect varigo quotes#incorrect 7k quotes#varigo#tangled the series#varian and hugo#alchemy boyfriends#quotes#varian and the 7 kingdoms#7k au#7k#haha this is gay
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"When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and charge double the price."
-Hugo, probably
#varian and the seven kingdoms headcanon#vat7k hugo#vat7k#hugo vat7k#hugo the human#vat7k incorrect quote#vat7k incorrect quotes#varian and the 7 kingdoms#varian and the seven kingdoms#hugo vatsk#vatsk hugo#7k#7k hugo#hugo 7k
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Naruto: So... You sure are spending a lot of time with Sakura lately
Sasuke: Naruto, it's not what you think, I swear!
Naruto: Oh, really? So no reason for me to get jealous?
Sasuke: No, you're the only one for me!
Naruto: Is that so?
Sasuke: I promise! Sakura and I are just dating, okay? She's my girlfriend
Naruto: So there are no best-friend-feelings involved?
Sasuke: You are still my one and only best friend! She's just the love of my life, nothing more!
Naruto: But I'm still your best platonic buddy, right?
Sasuke: Of course!
Sakura: ... What did I just witness?
#naruto#naruto shippuden#boruto#incorrect boruto quotes#incorrect naruto quotes#incorrect quotes#naruto uzumaki#sakura haruno#sakura#uchiha sasuke#sasuke#sasusaku#sasunaru#sns#narusasu#the trio#team 7#source: unknown#7k
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Varian: They say revenge is best served cold. And that it's sweet. So revenge is basically ice cream.
Hugo: ... Varian? What are you up to?
Varian: ... I'm going out for ice cream.
Hugo: Goggles, NO.
Varian: You want some ice cream too?
Hugo: ... Sure.
*Two hours later*
Cass: Why are you both carrying boxes of toilet paper and eggs?
Hugo: We're getting ice cream.
Varian (Loads Toilet Paper Launcher): Yep. Ice cream.
Cass: Can I get in on this? I like ice cream.😈
*Another two hours later*
Eugene: Okay. Please tell me. Why did you toilet paper and egg Doctor St Croix house?
Cass, Hugo, Varian (Matter of factly): Ice cream.
Eugene (Sarcastically): Of course! That answers everything!
#Based off something I saw on Pinterest🤣#alchemy Bros#tts cassandra#cass tts#cassandra tangled#rta cassandra#cassandra#Hugo the human#Alchemy Bros Incorrect quotes#vat7k incorrect quotes#tangled incorrect quotes#rapunzel's tangled adventure#tts incorrect quotes#rta incorrect quotes#varian the alchemist#varian and the seven kingdoms#vat7k#varian and the 7k gang rp#tts#tangled#Vat7k Sibling AU#tts eugene#eugene fitzherbert#flynn rider#rta eugene#May I introduce my chaos trio?#Hugo#Cassie#Varian
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Peter has a bad habit of just straight up forgetting to drink water, and it drives Tony nuts.
Peter: *chugs his sixth Pepsi in two days*
Tony: You need water, Peter. Water. You know what they say. Hydrate or die-drate.
Peter, downing some more Pepsi like it’s a shot: Die-drate it is!
#peter parker#iron dad#tony stark#crack#incorrect quotes#weird headcanons#headcanons#irondad#spiderson#marvel#avengers#MCU#spider man#iron man#keep forgetting about this count but omg we’re almost at 7k what even
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More 7KRP as randomness!!
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ZT: hey-
Donella: No.
ZT: hey-
Andrew: no.
ZT: hey
Varian: No
ZT: hey..
Cass: begone demon
ZT: hey-
Hugo: the door's over there
ZT: hey!
Vex: Bye!
ZT: hey.
Raps and Eugene: AAAAAAAUUGGHHHGHG LEEEEAAAVVVEEE!!!
ZT: hey-
Donella: you've already bothered me once, why are you here again?
ZT: I'm bored and you always fight with me.
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Sundrop: I'm a sweet little child who brings smiles to people!
Moonstone: I crave death and destruction amongst the corrupted cities surrounding my existence.
Sundrop: ...
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Villain Bros
Varian: Sup
Hugo: Screw you.
Varian: Well then, I just stopped by to say screw you too!
Hugo: WELL THEN LEAVE!!
Varian: MAYBE I WILL!!
Hugo: GOOD BYE!
-5 minutes later-
Varian: *sobbing* ..bro
Hugo: *crying* bro...
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Arianna: I'm a mom to all! But especially Rapunzel
Ulla: ...I was a mom once...
Donella: why would you ever be a mom?
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The Characters: *being happy and vibing*
Anons and Admins: *grabs the angst knife*
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Andrew: Am I evil? Yes. Am I voted most Eligible Bachelor by Criminals and Thugs Weekly™? Also Yes.
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