dating tate mcrae headcanons ★
— ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ headcanons of dating tate mcrae!
— ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ wlw, mentions of making out (barely), fluff. 1190 words.
— ꒰ 🍒 ꒱ omg first tate post ! lets get more reqs for my baby omg .. femme4femme is this right? y'all I'm not caught up on slang like can we just say “maddie write something gay for us since you have experience being gay” 😭
when you first met
— you guys met in the VIP section of an olivia rodrigo concert. you and liv go way back so when she was touring in the area you of course were the first on her invite list.
— tate didn't end up noticing you until the near ending of the concert. you stood and clapped, hollering with olivias other best friend, iris, and as soon as tate heard the unknown noise she immediately snapped in the direction, eyes landing on your sparkling figure.
— tate never really thought of liking girls that much, but after the concert when you all went out for something to eat, she ended up on the opposite side of you- stealing long looks your way and taking a mental note of what you laughed at, and how you'd occasionally look at the window.. like you were avoiding her gaze.
— that initially made her a little butthurt. she’d fully understand if you were just uninterested, but to not even bother a look that lasted long enough to memorize her face kinda hurt.
— after a week of you remaining in the back of her mind, she went to olivia and asked for help with you. so liv, being the great matchmaking friend she is, had you driven out to the next tour show and this time, tate was gonna make sure you saw her.
— she did almost everything to make you notice her .. besides walking up to you directly.
— you weren’t dumb .. and already knew what she was doing because olivia could NOT stop blabbing about how cute you would look together which was suspicious.
— the effort was more than cute, but it wasn’t enough for you. so when she was loudly laughing at an unfunny joke, you decided to make the first move, sitting yourself next to her and chuckling along.
— tates mind was set into panic mode. she wasnt ready for that like at all, but still played it off cool. you two even made small talk, which mainly included her giggling at the end of every sentence like a drunken school girl.
— once the concert had ended again, you had to go back home and tate was butthurt again. she was beating herself up for not stepping up and asking for your number or anything.
— but thank god your uber was gonna be late. whilst olivias team and other friends were helping to pack the tour bus, tate used the ‘i don’t want her to be alone’ excuse and waited with you.
— after twenty long, cold minutes the driver had pulled up, tate gave you a goodbye hug and began to walk off before you called her over again.
— tate was red for what seemed like weeks after that, forever in shock that you were the one to ask for her number, not the other way around.
the first date
— you both ended up going to the same store looking for a bouquet to give one another. you just laughed it off, checking out together before parting way to keep the dramatic effect of a first day.
— after pretending to be shocked over the bouquets once she finally showed up at your door, you made your way to her car and drove to the restaurant - giggling when her song came up on the radio, but you couldn’t be surprised.. she was a pop princess now.
— the night was better than you could’ve expected. there was not any awkward moments, tate made sure to keep you busy with laughing and talking whilst you waited for the food.
— once you both paid, splitting the bill of course because both you wanted to, tate asked if you wanted to just walk around a park for a little.
— not wanting the night to end, you of course said yes.
— you two swung on the swings for probably hours, and even played a little game of tag before she drove you back home.
— after that first date came another one, and then more, and then there you are with tate, who was nervously sitting next to you, thighs shaking anxiously while she watched you tryna and not spill the in-and-out fries.
— she kept stuttering the whole time, taking you back to the first time you talked. when she managed to get enough words out for you to guess what she was going to say, you decided to take over from there.
— "are you.. asking me to be your girlfriend." she just nodded her head, breathing harder as you gave no reaction. when you didn't say anything passed the accusation she got more tense, worried that you thought she was weird.
— but when you threw a fry at her, which stuck to her hair, with a huge smile on your face she was calm again.
— you left her car that day with a half-eaten burger, and a girlfriend.
dating her is like
— tate is a cautious person, but shes also over friendly like any good people pleaser. so when you're at some party together you make sure people know you came there together as girlfriends, not just girls that are friends.
— you know she means well with everything she does, tate is nothing but a sweetheart but if anybody even dared to think of doing something to you shes not afraid to rip out a girls extensions.
— and then staying up with her to help with late nights from jet lag. she obviously travels a lot, so whenever you're lucky enough to help coax her into a sleep at an appropriate time its like an award winning feelings.
— you know her job is easily stressful and overwhelming, so being a praise bot is part of taking care of her.
— tate also loves how you take care of her when she’s stressed too, like so much to where she’s wanted to fake being stressed just for you to baby her.
— brushing her hair, helping take her makeup off, sometimes running a bath, setting clothes out, cooking, you’re not even married yet and you’re the best wife.
— youre always at the studio with her. if you're not then shes speeding home to play you a demo of a song her and her producers cooked up.
— attending almost every performance is practically mandatory. tate has said multiple times its okay if you cant make it, but you know it means a lot to her to know someone she actually knows and loves is in the crowd cheering for her.
— and of course, she eats up every performance we aren’t surprised, once shes off stage you're rushing to be the first person to greet her.
— theres been multiple times where you've gone missing and found in the nearest empty room, lost on each others lips, trying to savor it before the moment is ruined.
— tate has never released a bad song, but her best ones are the unreleased ones about you, that she wrote for only your ears.
— she’s so giddy singing songs about you, to you. mouthing little things like, ‘i love you’, and ‘stop it!’, when she looks up from her keyboard to you staring at her like she’s holding the moon and the stars.
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Confessions of a Recovering Genre-Phobic 02/04/2024
Hey Whores;
God what is this week? Well work has fucking sucked. People calling in sick, one of the refrigerators going down. Also one of my favorite work friends has left the chat to go on to green pastures and I just need to get out of there and move on with my life right?
In terms of love IDFK right? Ok here me out why bitches got to take so long to text you back and I get that its probably me just being triggered and having filters or some shit but also bitch. Treat me like a king. act like you want to be with me or some shit. I think its a lot were when people don't text me back its cause they have a life and our doing things and I distract myself with dumb shit because I hav eno goddamn friends. Anyway thanks for reading this prime example.
IDFK. Thanks for listening here are my dumb bitch thoughts on music and also Lelslie Hall has 5 albums and its homophobic you never told me...................................emrwopirjaksdlfjasklfjasdlk;fjasdlkf.
Footnotes For the Spring (2015) - Eliza Rickman
Genre: Folk, Baroque Pop?
Length: 43:15 (11 Tracks)
Ok gurl I'm bad at describing genres Eliza Rickman is somewhere between Florence Welch and the Unwoman. She's what evermore Taylor wishes to be. Just imagine a feyish women in a white chiffon gown in a field of daisys singing baleful songs that are maybe sexual???
I don't have a lot to say about this album. If you like Eliza Rickman your gonna like this. She has a certain sound and I love it because I love beautiful esoteric women.
3.5/5 (I'm starting to feel like my number ratings don't mean shit.)
Too Young To Be Sad (2021) EP - Tate McRae
Genre: Pop, R&B?
Length: 17:32 (6 Tracks)
All The Things I Never Said (2020) EP - Tate McRae
Genre: Pop, R&B?
Length: 15:00 (5 Tracks)
Ok I think I was confusion Addison Rae with Olivia Rodriguez. and then confusing her with Tate McRae. I'm really sorry pop girlies.
When I first heard Tate McRae I was up at a ridicoulas hour in december and felt like I should be hip with THEE YOUTHSSSSS.
I vagualy remember her as a bedroom pop girly singing these sad piano ballads and honestly did I jsut mix her up with another singer. Cause like I distinctly remember her doing like sad piano ballads and this ain't it. Which is a great thing because I actually kinda love this.
Like lets be real this is pretty standard what I think R&B is. WHich gurl how did I forget a complete genre of music. and you know what im ok with this being a bit generic because I don't know the genre and I'm vibing.
Ill have to check out her full albums and sorry for the shit I was talking earlier.
4/5 for both EPs.
Hot Buttered Soul (1969) - Isaac Hayes
Genre: Soul
Length: 45:24 (4 Tracks)
Ok so apparently this is a seminal album in the Soul Genre. Which ok. I'm sure it is but I feel like I'm do much of a dummy to get it.
IDK bitch you know what soul music sounds like? well good this has a 20 minutes Track in it so do with that information what you will.
2/5
Home Vol. 1 EP (2012) - JohnnySwim
Genre: Folk
Length: 18:48 (5 Tracks)
I don't have much to say about this album. Have you heard any 2010s folk music? This is it. We have beautiful voices. Clapping, and stories of love and heartbreak. I mean what more do you want babygirl?
3/5
Ambient 1: Music for Airports (1978) - Brian Eno
Genre: Ambient
Length: 42:20 (4 Tracks)
So I don't actually know if I ever finished this album.
Mostly because this album was meant as an instullation piece where it would be looped ad naseum but suffice to say.
BItch do you know what Ambient Music is? Its like music thats more about a calm and chill tone then it is about being energetic or attention grabbing. Its music thats designed to be ignored. The elegance of design.
This is fantastic. Sexisest Airport Music I would stick in my gob anytime.
4/5
Uptown Special (2015) - Mark Ronson
Genre: Funk, R&B
Length: 38:50 (11 Tracks)
Uptown Special is probably most known by the layman for being the album that made Uptown Funk which is ft. Bruno Mars. I was already under the impression that it was the other way around. So I have learned and so have you.
I don't have much to say about this album. Think about funk music. Now imagine is someone made a really solid funk album with a bunch of fantastic guest artist including Stevie Wonder??? Thats crazy.
If anything Uptown Funk is one of the weakest song on this tracklist definetly worth a listen.
4/5
Cool Patrol (2018) - Ninja Sex Party
Genre: Comedy Rock? (thats what it says on Wikipedia will get into it)
Length: 37:28 (15 Tracks)
OK did I like? Ninja Sex Party or was I just kinda horny for the vast majority of 2010s LP's. (I don't think I'm gay for Markiplier.... but)
So Ryen? What the fuck is Ninja Sex Party. ok. So its the 2010s, youtuber is full of comedic music videos and a star is born somewhere in the conceptional space adjacent to acts like LMFAO and Wierd Al. NSP is a comedic music duo consisting of Danny SexBang who is that guy in the spandex and Ninja Brian who is the mall ninja guy. SexBang likes to fuck and Brian likes to murder people a lot.
Most of the songs are these comedic sex jokes filled with dick puns and the music style is very 80s glam rock or power ballad. There not wrong when you call it comedic rock but its very limiting. Its very much a parody of those kinda corny 80s love ballads but NSP also dips there toes in Space Opera, comedic skits and so on and so forth. There pretty fun. If your a fan of like Leslie Hall or Key of Awesome or any other 2000s - 2010s comedic music artist then youd get a kick out of them.
This is pretty fun. Its like a dirty weird al yankovic album. Its not that deep fan.
3/5
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QPR stobin in their forties, married since, like, '87, finding out about qpr language. They see someone mention it or just stuble upon it on the internet and go oh!! That's us! That's what we have! :) Because they're still involved with lgbtq activism, and are like oh!! These young people have words for what we are isn't that amazing!
I think Robin would find out that sometimes people call their queerplatonic partner "zucchinis" absolutely hilarious and never refer to Steve as anything else. He's her zucchini. Her sweet yam. Her pumpkin pie. Steve giggles at it and says "because we're fruity!"
They don't get divorced to get married to their romantic partners because that's a hassle and also they don't want to. What would happen to the children. To the cats. To the fish the cats long to eat that they are expressly forbidden from eating because their mother and father are cruel and deserve jail for a thousand years. They are each other's PERSON, no romantic relationship will change that. This causes some stir when it's revealed Steve is Eddie's partner and also Steve has a wife. Eddie Munson, beloved queer metalhead/rocker is a homewrecker?? They try to explain! They do!
Steve is like 'okay well we were best friends and soulmates and very queer in the 80's it was just easier to get married especially seeing as I wanted my parents to have nothing to do with anything incase I died, so no brainer. We already lived together, it didn't really change anything except we were able to adopt!" "But don't you want to marry someone you actually love?" "I love Robin more than anything else besides our children??" "Not...what about Eddie?" "Yeah I love him he's my partner. But I don't want to marry him I'm already married to Robin." "But you aren't in love with her" "not romantically no. We're what the kids call 'zucchinis'" "I'm sorry what" "zucchinis! It's what some people call a queerplatonic partner! Like, a life partner that isn't romantic but is still the most important person! Rob thinks it's a very funny name and I gotta say, with the unconventional nature of this type of relationship I agree it fits."
Steve gets on twitter and is like "sorry to everyone who doesn't understand platonically spending your whole life with someone but I'm different" and then logs tf off and lets people freak the hell out in the replies.
And Eddie is like yes my partner is married. No he's not cheating. Yes we were together when he got married. No I'm not jealous. Yes I knew he was getting married I know you know this I was the best man. No he's not getting a divorce to marry me now same sex marriage is legal. Yes I'm fine with it. No it's not a problem. Yes I understand ya'll don't get it. No I don't actually care you don't get it. Yes Robin and Steve are the most important person in each other's lives. No I'm not hurt by that they were like that when I met them. Yes I love him. No I'm not worried they're actually in a secret heterosexual relationship that's ridiculous and stupid this interview is over.
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Watching the PJO TV show made me rethink a lot of the scenes in the books…
Mostly just how young all the demigods really were. Seeing the actors really put things into perspective, and then I started thinking about the second series and how Nico, younger than all of them, has seen TWO wars by 14 years old.
The scene where he sees Percy at Camp Jupiter, what do you think is running through Nico’s head? He’s barely a teenager, he has this huge crush on this incredibly scary and powerful demigod, and he knows he has to pretend he doesn’t know him because Nico isn’t supposed to be here at this camp…
What do you think was his first emotion? Scared for a war he knows is now coming? Elated that Percy is alive? Horrified that this guy, seemingly the center of everything that has gone wrong for him, is showing up in his life again? Do you think he stopped to consider how serious Percy looked? How different he seems not surrounded by his mother and Annabeth and all of his friends? Do you think he thought about spilling it all and telling Percy who he is? Because Nico is 14 and should not be responsible for a choice like that, and because there’s so little he wouldn’t do for Percy? Do you think it crossed his mind that this Percy, with no memories, might be a Percy he has a chance with? Do you think he beat himself up over that thought for weeks? Do you think he had a hard time looking Annabeth in the eyes when he saw her again, knowing how hopeful he was that Percy would never get his memories back? Even if it was for a second?
…Can you tell I’ve been turning this scene over in my head all day?
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