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kitcat992 · 1 year
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Peter was already six-chews into his gum, and now rummaging through her desk drawers, when he realized she was talking to him.
“What?” he asked, only looking up when she failed to answer. Turns out the look on her face was the answer. Peter immediately threw his arm out in defense. “Oh, c’mon, it’s been years since I got gum stuck in my hair, it’s fine —”
“No, Peter, not the gum — what are you doing here?” she clarified, and with no ounce of frustration missing from her tone.
Peter noticed. But he also noticed the employee who was just now leaving after asking her about the loading dock keys. If he moved any slower, a snail would’ve passed him by — twice over.
“Doesn’t Dylan usually unload the truck?” Peter pointed a finger at the departing employee, going so far as to pause his chewing as if the gum would hinder his ability to hear May’s answer.
Once again, her expression was the answer. But still, she went on to say,
“Dylan’s late.” Though May didn’t sigh, she sure as hell looked like she wanted to. “Again.”
Peter tried not to smile. He tried, but May, seer of all things, could make out the twitch in his upper lip from a mile away.
“Still not gunna fire him?” Peter asked, growing all too accustomed to May’s tangents and rants about her more problematic staff — the kind that had her constantly pulling double shifts and filling in for coverage last minute.
It wasn’t so much as her staff as it was one particular person, but nevertheless.
“Help is still hard to come by,” May seamlessly answered, all the while folding both her arms across her chest — shifting her weight from one foot to the other and dipping her chin low in a way that spoke sternness. “Now you gunna answer my question?”
A different look crossed May’s face. Peter knew better than to mess with that look — serious-business-May, as he called it. There was no need to spill the truth when it came to serious-business-May; she’d pull it right out of him before he’d even realize it.
It was times like these he was really glad she discovered his secret when she did. There was simply no way he’d have gotten away with hiding it for much longer.
“Okay, so — I figured since we'll already be in the city tonight, I’ll just go patrolling right after the tux fittings, you know?” Peter was still looking around her office as he spoke, pulling open drawers and leaving them open long after he rummaged inside. “But I looked in my room, and then I looked in my backpack, and I coulda sworn I stocked up on web cartridges but I only have what’s on my suit and that’s already low — I guess I used way more than I thought the other night with those muggers on 54th street. And then I remembered, hey, I’m pretty sure I left some here as a backup a while ago, but I can’t remember where exactly I put them —”
“Peter!” May’s hands couldn’t have hit her hips any harder if they had lead weights attached to them. “I asked you not to leave those around after one exploded in the drawer and ruined my Kindle!”
Peter dropped to his knees to look under her desk. “That was before I switched out the layer of brass shelling for aluminum! The temperature was causing that, anytime the cartridges got too hot they exploded — but I totally fixed that.”
To demonstrate his sincerity, Peter lifted a hand into the air and waved it casually as if to say ‘it’s all okay now!’ It was the only part of him May could see, the rest — tennis shoes aside — climbed underneath her desk and began rummaging through the boxes she kept down there.
“Doesn’t make this any better,” May exasperatedly objected.
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every-marveler-ever · 2 years
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Tony Stark Deserves A Cake
Flufftober Day 15 | @flufftober | Accidents Don’t Just Happen Accidentally
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Tony heads to a meeting and doesn't expect to come home and see his kitchen a mess, Peter is sorry, he really is. | tony stark/pepper potts
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Tony sighs looking at the mess in the kitchen, “Peter!” He yells over the bustling wind that the outside of the lakehouse produces. It had not been the quiet day he had initially expected. At 3 am Pepper had called from Milan begging him to go into the office that morning because it had been found the StarkPhone prototypes released to the public could move by themselves. So despite being retired he scrambled around finding somebody to take care of Morgan while he stayed in the office for the day. This is why Peter is here and because of the miserable weather they had been trapped inside all day, an equation for disaster. 
Peter isn’t in the kitchen and yet Tony’s kitchen is a mess there is flour everywhere and sugar and salt seemed to be mixed together. Which he is very sure has made for a very interesting, uh whatever they were attempting to make. 
When Tony actually starts concentrating on something over than the mess in his kitchen he can hear water running from one of the upstairs bathrooms, “Peter, Morgan I’m coming upstairs,” he yells out except the fact that he is sure they can’t hear him from said running water. When the water does stop he instead assumes that maybe Pete did hear him which would make sense with the fact that his son does have super hearing
Running up the stairs, running might not be the right adjective for the way that Tony is much older than he was at MIT. Once he gets to the top Peter and Morgan join him, Morgan wrapped up in her fluffy pink towel with her own monogram on it. Peter looks sheepish but Morgan is very close to falling asleep on her big brother's shoulder, “I guess you saw the kitchen then?” Peter does seem apologetic and Tony appreciates that.
He does not appreciate the way his kitchen has been left, “you know, we don’t live in the tower anymore kiddo, there’s nobody to clean up your mess but you,” Tony finishes the point by nodding his head and taking Morgan from Peter’s arms.
Peter nods along but his face doesn’t leave the floor, even when Morgan is being taken from his arms, “it was an accident,” he whispers. They had been trying to make Tony a cake for when the man got home, a little thank you and well done for getting through the day type thing. 
Tony laughs because if he was in Peter’s position he’d probably say it was an accident too, “accidents don’t just happen accidentally, Pete.” Tony knows that while baking is a science it is a difficult science to do just right, but you would think that for a chemistry major Peter would know what he is doing. Peter wasn’t attempting a chemistry assignment, he knew what he was doing he did all the maths in his head he just didn’t calculate the factor of Morgan adding extra baking soda instead of sugar into the batter until it was too late. Tony pushes Peter lightly down the stairs, “now go start cleaning the kitchen because I will be telling Pepper about this but only about what the kitchen looks like by the time she calls.”
With another small push, Peter continues down the stairs a small smile on his face because he has a great family. He loves his dad and Tony really does deserve a cake for his hard work. 
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darkjediqueen · 3 months
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But What A Way To Go
Title: But What A Way To GoSeries: The Iron KnightFandom(s): Marvel Cinematic UniverseRelationships: Steve Rogers/Andrea “Andy” Stark, Tony Stark/Pepper PottsTags: Alternate Universe, Getting TogetherWarnings: Explicit SexSummary: Steve Rogers isn’t sure what to make of the 21st century. The Stark Twins make it even harder for him to get used to it. He enjoys his work with the Avengers, but Iron…
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iamafictionfreak · 6 months
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fic-ive-read · 1 year
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yourdailymarvelmemes · 2 months
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incorrectwandanat · 4 months
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[angry natasha storming down the hallway]
tony: uh oh.
reader: what?
tony: i see an angry wife heading our way.
reader: yours or mine?
tony: does it matter?
reader: if it's yours, there's a chance we'll live, but if it's mine, we're dead.
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lucid-anarchy · 8 months
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another era, same diva
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ir0npvrker · 1 month
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morgan: *finds a stray cat*
morgan: can we keep it?
pepper: your dad is allergic
morgan:
morgan: dad can stay outside
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literaryavenger · 9 days
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Obsessed
Summary: Your crush on Bucky may be getting out of control.
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x F!Reader
Warnings: Dramatic Reader. Language. Angst. Fluff. My poor attempts at being Funny.
Word Count: 1.4K I'm physically incapable of making anything short.
A/N: I wrote this in like 2 hours and I don't even know what this is, just... Yeah.
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This is terrible.
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to you.
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone. It's just the most horrible, dreadful, awful thing that could’ve ever happen to yo-
“Would you stop staring at him for fuck's sakes!” Natasha's hissed words make your eyes snap to her and finally away from the metal armed Supersoldier lifting weights. Shirtless.
You don't know when Bucky stopped feeling self-conscious enough to allow him to workout in nothing but a pair of gym shorts, but it has become literal torture for you.
Needless to say, Bucky's current level of undress is making it impossible for you to concentrate on the stretching you're supposed to be doing before your sparring match with Natasha.
But your very thoughtful and not at all exasperated friend makes sure to keep your attention on her during the entirety of our match by thoroughly kicking your ass.
What a lovely best friend you have.
Anyways.
Your entire mood shifts with one not intentionally overheard conversation. Steve enters the gym and goes straight to Bucky, who was putting his weight set down.
“She’s here!” Is all the blonde says to his friend and your heart stops at the way Bucky’s face lights up with a smile, not needing any more information before following Steve out of the gym.
She’s here? Who the fuck is she? Does Bucky have a girlfriend? And most importantly, she’s here? In the Compound?
Natasha can almost see the gears turning in your brain as you make no attempts to move from the mat after she knocked you on your ass for the hundredth time today. You didn’t even seem to notice her hand offering you help to get up, your eyes still looking where Bucky was just a moment ago, staring at nothing in particular while your brain drowns in your overthinking.
Natasha sighs and decides to end the match here, kneeling down in front of you and placing her hands on your shoulders, shaking you gently to snap you out of it.
“Don’t overthink this.” She tells you when she’s sure she has your attention. “It’s probably just a friend visiting.” She tries to comfort you, but you both know that’s highly unlikely. 
Bucky has no other friends outside the team. He doesn’t know how to talk to civilians anymore after everything he’s been through, and gave up trying to after the hundredth time he saw fear in a person’s eyes just by recognizing him. So his friend circle now includes the team and the agents of SHIELD that are not intimidated by him. Point is, every friend he has already lives in the Compound.
So who the fuck is here just to see him? 
Natasha can see that this is a lost battle, your eyes barely concentrating on her as you start drowning in your mind again. All she can do when you’re like this is try to distract you and keep you out of your head. So she takes your hand and helps you up, leading the way to the common room to watch one of your beloved romcoms together, because that’s how much she loves you.
Big mistake.
“Y/N! Y/N!” The excited high-pitched voice came just seconds after you set foot in the common room. And that’s about the only warning you got before the excited 5-year-old jumped on you, your reflexes thankfully quick enough to catch her.
“Hi, Maguna!” You say while chuckling as the little girl hugs you. “You seem excited today. Did you get into the sugar cabinet again?”
Morgan giggles at your joke and shakes her hand before taking your face in her little hands and dramatically saying, “No! A princess came to visit uncle Bucky! A real princess.”
You frown, confused at what she’s talking about, before you look around the room and finally notice everyone else in it. Pepper and Tony are on the couch, looking at you lovingly as you interact with their daughter.
You love Morgan, she’s like a little sister. You never miss an opportunity to babysit her and you spend as much time with her as you can. She also loves you, out of all the Avengers you’re her favorite, much to everyone’s dismay. She calls them all ‘aunt’ and ‘uncle’, but you’re just Y/N. You’re her big sister, you don’t need a title. Which is why you're the only one other than Tony allowed to call her 'Maguna'.
Then you notice the other people in the room: Steve, Bucky and… Shuri. The fucking Princess of Wakanda, standing in the common room of the Avengers Compound and just smiling at you as you carry Morgan.
You’ve never met Shuri, but you know she played an important part in deprogramming the Winter Soldier out of Bucky, and you’re grateful to her for it. She’s important to Bucky, and you can’t believe you forgot Bucky has Wakandan friends.
You put Morgan down on the ground again and the little girl takes your hand and aggressively steers you towards where Steve, Bucky and Shuri are standing, clearly thrilled to be in the presence of a real life princess.
“Hi, I’m Shuri.” She offers you her hand when you get close enough and you shake it with your free hand while introducing yourself.
There’s a bit of an awkward pause and you’re about to say the first thing that pops into your head when Morgan thankfully saves you by pulling on your hand, making you look at her. She tells you to come close and, chuckling, you kneel beside her so she can whisper conspiratorially in your ear.
“She’s a princess and she’s really pretty, but I still like you better.” She whispers and you can’t help but laugh.
God, you love this little girl.
You smile brightly at her and launch a tickle attack, her adorable giggles filling the room as everyone looks at you two with warm smiles.
Your attention is solely on Morgan, until you unintentionally hear the whispered conversation between Shuri and Bucky.
“So, this is the girl, huh? She’s pretty.” Shuri says and your heart skips a beat. 
You glance at them as discreetly as you can while still tickling Morgan, only to find Bucky looking at someone behind you. You turn around less carefully and see Sharon just entered the room, and she's also looking at Bucky with a smirk. You quickly return your attention to Morgan, but your mind is going a thousand miles a minute.
Of course he’d like someone more like Sharon. She’s pretty, she’s talented, she’s a total badass and she’s not afraid to go after what she wants.
She’s not a mass of anxiety in the shape of a woman that overthinks everything and becomes a flustered mess every time she’s even near Bucky.
It’s time to admit it to yourself: Bucky just doesn’t see you like that and you need to move on. 
Natasha is right, your obsession with Bucky needs to end.
What you don’t see is Bucky almost glaring at Sharon because he knows damn well why she’s smirking. She came in just before Shuri whispered to Bucky, when he was very intent on looking at you with heart eyes as you played with Morgan.
Just before you looked at him, Bucky noticed Sharon and he had to hold in a groan at her because he knows that she’s never gonna let him live this down.
Both Sharon and Steve have tried really hard to convince Bucky that you like him back and he should make a move on you. But Bucky, being as stubborn as they come, never believes them.
He obviously makes you uncomfortable, you’re always stuttering when he’s around and you avoid eye contact whenever possible. He’s just glad that you can stand his presence enough for the two of you to work together when necessary and to hang out with the rest of the team without problems.
So he just enjoys looking at you from a distance. He loves watching you play with Morgan and his thoughts always run wild with images of you playing like that with kids that are yours and his.
But he knows that’s never going to happen. Why would you like a damaged, PTSD ridden soldier that can’t even make it through the night without waking up from a nightmare? No, that’s definitely not your type.
Bucky accepts the truth: He doesn’t deserve you and you don’t see him like that anyways. 
It doesn’t matter that Sam thinks he’s obsessed, that won’t stop him from looking at you whenever he’s lucky enough to get a glimpse of his little ray of sunshine.
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ircn-dad · 9 months
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Can we talk about how cute it is that Peter thought Tony was that tall for the bunny ears?
And also... does that mean they didn't plan at all to do bunny ears to each other? I mean, if they had planned it, Peter would have checked to see if he was doing them right.
So that means that originally the photo was going to be with Tony's arm around Peter's back, and Peter's arm around Tony's shoulders.
These two will never stop making me cry.
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marvelouttakes · 8 months
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THEY ARE THE SAME
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ao3topshipsbracket · 7 months
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AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 2
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Wilbur & Technoblade & Tommyinnit & Phil are here as a platonic/familial relationship.
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
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gunsandspaceships · 2 months
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Billionaire Tony…
Likes simple things:
Cheeseburgers from Burger King, pizza and donuts
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T-Shirts from Walmart, t-shirts of his favorite heavy metal bands
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$5 Bottles from Dick’s
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His father’s old robe
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Paper books
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Minimalistic interiors
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Cooled down coffee
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He doesn't really care what kind of coffee he drinks
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Physical labor
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Friendly relationships with his employees
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Wooden cabins by the lake with chickens, alpacas and a garden
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oscorp-lawsuit · 1 year
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Pepper: Tony, why do you keep ignoring lab safety protocol when it always ends in some sort of explosion or OSHA violation?
Tony: Well, Pep, some of the greatest scientific discoveries were made by ignoring lab safety protocol. Besides, Tony backwards spells “Y Not” so it’s really in my namesake.
Pepper:
Pepper: Did Peter give you that one?
Tony: Yes, he did.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Tony: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Pepper, we’d want Nat to be Morgan's guardian.
Natasha: That is great news! Morgan, when something horrible happens you’re going to be all mine.
Pepper: It really is more of an ‘if’ situation.
Natasha: All mine!
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