#source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[daddiesdrarryy]

Pansy when Draco asks her why he’s always so fixated on Harry Potter for no reason:

#drarry #it takes her scolding to stop him from the denial #incorrect drarry quotes #do not repost #harry potter #daddiesdrarry on instagram #draco malfoy #incorrect harry potter quotes #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #drarry squad #drarry gang #incorrect hp #harry x draco #hp #hp text post #hp imagine #hp ships #hp memes #drarry memes #draco x harry #harry potter x draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #hpdm #hp fandom #incorrect hp quotes #hogwarts #drarry text post #drarry textpost #drarry ship #drarry imagine

[milfloverobisanya]

beard: look, i’m sorry i called you codependent, okay? i think you two have a great relationship, and it's perfectly natural for two full grown men to need each other this badly.

roy: so you finally understand my relationship with jamie.

beard:

beard: no. not even a little bit. infants aren't this codependent on their mothers when they breastfeed!

#source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #afc himbos #afc richmond #coach beard #roy kent #jamie tartt #roy x jamie #royjamie #ted lasso #incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Violet: When was the last time you two went an hour without seeing each other?

Eloise: All the time.

Penelope: Every day.

Violet: Without checking in?

Penelope: She always checks in with me.

Eloise: She likes to have me check in.

#incorrect bridgerton quotes #bridgerton incorrect quotes #bridgerton #incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #violet bridgerton #penelope featherington #peneloise #eloise x penelope #bridgerton season 1 #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Can I give you some advice?

Raph: Absolutely not.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #raphael

[incorrectvikings]

Ivar: I’m having feelings again, like some kind of kid. You remember feelings, right?

Hvitserk: Um, yeah. I have feelings every single day of my life.

#vikings #vikings series #ivar the boneless #hvitserk #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[ssum-thinginthewayshemoves]

Cheritz give me the sitcom starring these two that they deserve

#the ssum #the ssum forbidden lab #the ssum harry #the ssum teo #ssum doodles #ssum shitposting #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[smh0217]

Yang, walks in with Blake and Ruby and finds Jaune is hanging by a noose: Whoa. What the hell's going on here?

Emerald: Oh, Jaune’s trying to kill himself.

Ruby: Oh, my God. Is he all right!? Jaune, are you all right?!

Jaune, gargling: …Don't try to stop me!

Weiss: Oh, my God.

Blake: Oh, so he's alive.

Jaune: I lost all my money in a Ponzi scheme, Ruby! I'm broke!

Emerald: His neck is so thick, I feel like he's just gonna swing and dangle around for a really long time.

Ruby: That’s what it is.

Blake: Hand me a knife, I’ll cut him down.

Ruby, handing Blake a knife: Jaune, it’s not gonna work for you! Your neck is too thick!

Jaune: Tie a chair to me! Tie a chair to me!

Yang: Times are tough huh?

Jaune, as Blake starts cutting on the rope: Shit!

#RWBY #Ruby Rose #Weiss Schnee #Blake Belladonna #Yang Xiao Long #Jaune Arc #Emerald Sustrai #source: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia #incorrect rwby quotes

[pathetic-dreamy]

Niall: I totally respect your decision, but I’ve already made my own decision.

Zayn: That’s the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #zayn malik #niall horan #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #ziall

[fatdink]

jason (at bruce’s intervention-turned-roast) : you’re a prick! and your addiction has effected us in the following ways; you are annoying.

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #inncorrect quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[cyber-streak-2]

Prowl: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.

Optimus: That's the complete opposite of respecting my decision.

#submission #transformers incorrect quotes #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #Prowl #Optimus Prime #IDW1 #Thanks for the submission :)

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Astarion: Well, I am gay but Wyll’s not my boyfriend, cause I can do much better than him.

Wyll: Really, then why don’t you, Astarion?

#source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #they totally have chemistry #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 astarion #astarion #bg3 wyll #wyll ravengard

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: You’ve been really stressed, so I thought I would take you for a spa day, just you and me.

Yelena: A what day?

Kate: A spa day.

Yelena: What is this word “spa”? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and you’re not finishing it. Are you trying to say “spaghetti”? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

#source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[ficsficsficsallfics]

Brother Qiu: What do you want more than anything else in the entire world?

He Cheng: Oh what do I want more than anything else in this entire world?

Brother Qiu: Yes

He Cheng: Crack

Brother Qiu: O-Oh? I thought you were going to say pizza

He Cheng: Yeah, no, no, no

Brother Qiu: Or buffalo wings. You want crack?

He Cheng: Yeah, crack cocaine

Brother Qiu: No I’ve never had crack

He Cheng: You are going to love it.

Brother Qiu: I am?

He Cheng: It’s so good

Brother Qiu: Let’s do it. No restrictions!

He Cheng: No restrictions! Oh man this is gonna be awesome

Brother Qiu: You want some insulin?

#19 days #old xian #he cheng #brother qiu #qiucheng #he cheng x brother qiu #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[safirefire]

Pekka Rollins: you can’t just not fight the wolves

Matthias:

[Image ID: A man sits on a couch speaking and the caption reads, “Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.” The word God is crossed out and replaced with Djel. / End ID]

#shadow and bone #shadow and bone spoilers #sab #soc #six of crows #matthias helvar #pekka rollins #safirefire #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Karai: We got very very unfairly accused of poisoning Shredder’s men.

Leo: You got framed?!

Shinigami: No, we did poison the shit out of them, but they didn't have any proof

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #karai #shinigami #shredder #the foot clan #swear warning

[incorrectvikings]

Ubbe: Hvitserk, what are you doing?

Hvitserk: I’m eating because I’m very uncomfortable.

#vikings #vikings series #hvitserk #ubbe ragnarsson #source: it’s always sunny in philadelphia