#incorrect ted lasso

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Beard: We've got to find a way to cut down on expenses. What can we live without?

Roy: Probably Jamie.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #coach beard #roy kent #source: bob's burgers

[milfloverobisanya]

royjamie as textposts (part 2/?)

[part one here]

#ted lasso #afc richmond #incorrect ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #ted lasso memes #royjamie #roy x jamie #ted lasso tv #richmond till we die

[dadstielkline]

#colin hughes #trent crimm #ted lasso #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect ted lasso quotes

[sanazyung]

#jamie has like 20 million twitter followers and still tweets shit like this btw #royjamie #roy kent #keeley jones #jamie tartt #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso

[coolpointsetta]

colin: wanna play a game?

isaac: sure bruv, what are the rules?

colin: i say something i overheard roy saying and you have to guess if he said it to an actual dog or to jamie

isaac:

colin:

isaac: i’m in gimme a sentence

#sentences like whos my good boy or you look so good in that collar or #theyre so weird #but colin finds them amusing #it’s either that or cry #ted lasso #royjamie #jamie tartt #colin hughes #roy kent #isaac macadoo #own post #incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso

[jamietwat]

Keeley: If it's a concussion, you have to keep him conscious. Okay? Ask him questions Jamie: Roy, what's your sexuality? Keeley: Stuff he knows

#Has this been done yet? #This is the current BLT dynamic but it's also applicable in other contexts #I could also see Jamie taking this opportunity to genuinely ask Roy out of curiosity #While Keeley's like now is not the time oh my god but Jamie's like what he seems more likely to answer me when his brain might be injured #RoyKeeleyJamie #Keeley Jones #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Ted Lasso #Roy x Keeley x Jamie #incorrect Ted Lasso #Mine

[correct-two-aces]

jamie: i think i need to be alone for a while.

jamie, later, sitting with dani and sam: thanks for being alone with me, guys.

#ted lasso #two aces #jamie tartt #incorrect ted lasso #dani rojas #dani rojas x jamie tartt #sam obisanya

[incorrect-richmond]

Jamie, introducing Keeley: This is my better half

Jamie, introducing Roy: And this is my bitter half

#incorrect ted lasso #incorrect richmond #jamie tartt #keeley jones #roy kent

[lasshoe]

Incorrect Ted Lasso + The Parent Trap (or an AU where Rebecca follows Ted to Kansas)

#tedlassoedit #ted lasso #rebecca welton #ted x rebecca #tedbecca #incorrect ted lasso #the parent trap #the way i was planning to do this for soooo long and regardless of the ending #okay walk with me here #and lets suspend a bit of our disbelief for a sec #had to take some liberties to make it fit #but the agenda is loud and clear!!! #tbt to me being so convinced of a parent trap ending #that i thought rebecca was going to be at the house in kansas #and then that she would be at henry's soccer game #animlorelaioriginal #anyways. you're lucky to be getting this #and not another cursed face swap video #real ones remember the ygm one that haunted the tl in a very dark time...... #and not to scare anyone but a parent trap one is still in existence #we have all actually suffered more than jesus in these last 3 years methinks #also the last 2 weeks

[secretnook]

Roy: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are

Jamie: it’s not a joke

Jamie: *sniffles*

Jamie: I’m a legit snack

#ted lasso #afc richmond #ted lasso cast #afc himbos #jamie tartt #phil dunster #incorrect quote #roy kent #incorrect ted lasso #brett goldstein

[legless-fish-on-rollerskates]

Roy: Given the circumstances, I will let you hug me for four to five seconds.

Jamie: Forty five seconds?!

Roy: No! I said four TO five seconds.

Jamie, hugging Roy: Too late.

insp

#jamie tartt #roy kent #ted lasso #incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #jamie tartt x roy kent #royjamie #this works for friends or for shipping either way their dynamic is the same

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Ted: Okay, give me your hair dryer.

Keeley: What?

Roy: What are you talking about?

Ted: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Roy: Have you ever met a human woman?

Ted, on the phone: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Rebecca: Of course. I'm not an animal.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #keeley jones #roy kent #rebecca welton #source: brooklyn 99

[milfloverobisanya]

afc richmond during richmond v. west ham [3x04] as textposts

#ted lasso #afc richmond #afc himbos #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect quotes #dani rojas #isaac mcadoo #jan maas #richard montlaur #colin hughes #jamie tartt #roy kent #sam obisanya #thierry zoreaux #thierry van damme #richmond till we die #zava ted lasso #ted lasso tv

[dadstielkline]

#roy kent #jamie tartt #royjamie #ted lasso incorrect quotes #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect ted lasso quotes #ted lasso

[military-newsboys]

Jamie: I’ve scored more goals than I can count

Jamie: Because I’ve scored a lot, not because I can’t count very high

#incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #jamie tartt #sam obisanya

[coolpointsetta]

jamie: bad news. colin locked his keys in his locker before leaving training today

jamie: good news! we didn’t have to wait for ted to come back with the keys to open it

jamie: bad news. colin found it very concerning i know how to pick locks and tried to unlock my tragic backstory. i was too afraid to tell him that the reason i learned was because at 13, i realized picking locks is a skill used to impress hot people

jamie: good news! a hot person saw me do it

jamie: bad news. it was roy. and since he’s already seen me get a fear boner, cry at photos of baby isaac because he was so goddamn small and knows i can ride a unicycle, he will never think i’m cool. never. it’s too late.

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent #colin hughes #royjamie #incorrect ted lasso #incorrect ted lasso quotes #own post