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love is when you try to make it out alive <3
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notmaplemable · 2 days
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Mama Arc: Who's that?
Wolf Ruby: I'm Jaune's favorite bitch~!
Mama Arc: ...
Jaune: Ruby, we've talked about this.
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superiorsturgeon · 3 days
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Schnarkos: Happy Birthday to Weiss
Ruby: Just a few more steps to your birthday present, Weiss!
Weiss: *blindfolded and being led by her hand* …um…okay…?
Ruby: …okay…aaaaand…open your eyes!
Weiss: *lifts blindfold*
Jaune: *with his beard grown out, hair extensions, and Rusted Knight cosplay armor* Uh…
Pyrrha: *with dyed gray streaks in her hair and Tarnished Spartan armor that shows off her muscles* …happy birthday…? 😅
Weiss: …
Weiss: …Ruby…
Weiss: …the only way anyone could POSSIBLY come up with this was by reading my private diary…
Weiss: …so just know that even though I love my present, I WILL get you back for this…!
Weiss: …now please get out. I want to enjoy my birthday gift.
Ruby: I made a calculated risk! Happy birthday, bestie! 😁
Jaune/Pyrrha: 🙃 ???
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dummybirdnero · 3 days
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Cape evolution
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nliast · 3 days
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I love Ruby and Sun, so you know...pure math here lmao
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The final battle has been fought and Salem has finally been stopped. Upon seeing that she's safe Jaune pulls Ruby up into the tightest hug he can!
Jaune: *Setting her down* Ruby, I'm so glad you're ok-
Jaune: *Chest piece slumps down his shoulders, openned.*
Jaune: ...Did you just unhook my armor?
Ruby: Sorry! I-I thought you were gonna carry me off.
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I was very on my "all of Team RWBY is sapphic" hill tonight.
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fillmargarin · 2 days
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Zookeeper Ruby 🐯
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howlingday · 3 days
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Yang: Hey, uh, be careful around my sister.
Jaune: Huh?
Yang: She's been watching these old movies and I think they're getting into her head.
Ruby: STOP!
Ruby: (Holding Crescent Rose, Hunching) Who would cross the Door of Death? Answer me my riddles three, and the other side you will see. What is your name?
Jaune: Uh, Jaune? Jaune Arc?
Yang: Don't...
Ruby: What is your quest?
Jaune: To... hang out with Yang?
Ruby: What... IS THE UNLADEN VELOCITY OF A NEVERMORE?
Jaune: I... I don't know- (Blown out a window)
Ruby: (Reloads Crescent Rose, Harrumphs)
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tinyfrog-jpg · 1 day
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the 10 image limit is homophobic
anway more rwby jokes
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Part 1
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ahn1zos · 2 days
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Ruby Rose headcanons of vol10!
this is not in my au btw, Penny is dead here like in the show
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days
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Weiss: We need to get you something casual to wear. Even I don't just have dresses. I have skirts, and jeans and yoga pants.
Jaune: What's wrong with this shirt? It's cotton. It's comfortable.
Weiss: You don't have any other shoes just those heavy boots.
Jaune: What's wrong with my boots? They're comfortable and I know if I have to I can crush somebody's skull with them.
Weiss: Besides the fact they are on my new coffee table? Get some slippers, sandals, or tennis shoes and I'll let the shirt and pants go.
Jaune: I have jeans...
Weiss: One pair? I've seen your closet. Face it. You've gone all hunter with no relaxation.
Jaune: I sleep shirtless in gym shorts. Are you complaining about that? It's not typically something a loving wife tells their husband. 'Put on more clothes.'
Weiss: You also only have one pair of gym shorts. You're so military it would make a Spartan cringe. It's not like you don't have the money for clothes.
Jaune: I've been busy.
Weiss: But now you're not.
Ruby: Ooh! We should dress him up!
Jaune: What am I? A doll?
Weiss: It's settled then.
Jaune: Settled how? Since when are we putting things to a vote. That's not allowed. Everyone has to be onboard.
Ruby: Get democratized.
Weiss: What happened to your onesie? At least you had that. At least it existed even if I am glad you just sleep in gym shorts.
Ruby: Your chest is nice to sleep on. How is it soft and hard at the same time? But we aren't hoofing it around anima anymore and you're not clawing your way back to Vale. Let us dress you up.
Jaune: Again like a doll?
Ruby: Yeah. But you're our doll. Please? For me?
Jaune: *makes the mistake of looking into her eyes, gets up with a sigh*
Weiss: We don't mean right this minute. Good gods.
Jaune: *sits back down* You know where to find me.
Weiss: You have to teach me how to do that Ruby.
Jaune: You both do that to me. You looked at me, folded your arms, and told me to get a psychiatrist and I did.
Weiss: True. But there’s something special about the way Ruby says ‘please? For me?’ Isn’t there? She does it to me too. She’s like ‘I know you like this color of paint for the bedroom but I like this one. Won’t you agree to it? For me?
Ruby: *has this look of 'who? Me? I'm not familiar*
Jaune: As far as I’m concerned you both cheat hard and ruthlessly. How often do you walk around singing in the kitchen while you’re making coffee? You cheat. You both do. You both do it as much as you can get away with and that’s quite a lot. And what am I supposed to do? I’ve got nothing. I have neither defense or offense.
Weiss: How is doing things you love cheating? I happen to sing while I’m doing chores. That’s for me. If you happen to like it, then that is on you. I am talking about how Ruby actively uses her charms to get us both to do what she wants.
Jaune: And I’m just saying you’re not innocent. As soon as you found out it turns me on when you sing you started singing at me all the time.
Weiss: Okay. I did do that.
Jaune: Bangarang. And everyone in this house knows that Ruby just looks up at you with those big silver eyes and asks nicely and gets her wishes granted. Everyone knows that. Especially Ruby. She knows we can’t help ourselves and she knows that we know that she knows. But there’s nothing to be done. What am I going to do to get what I want?
Weiss: You don’t want anything though. You don’t really care what color the annex office gets painted. You hardly care what you eat for dinner. You could probably eat the same thing every day without complaint.
Jaune: That’s exactly what I used to do at Beacon until you moved in with me. I ate the same thing every single day. And you know what? I liked it.
Weiss: You’re schizophrenic. You have to stop with these mentally unwell behaviors. That’s a part of fighting back against your illness. It’s not enough to just take the meds.
Ruby: Yeah, that’s a sign of mental unwellness… You should eat different things…
Jaune: Exactly how long term am I supposed to be thinking here?
Weiss: *Smacks his chest gently with the back of her hand*
Ruby: *much less flirtatiously and aggressively hits the inside of his thigh*
Jaune: And you both abuse me.
Weiss: Oh shut up.
Ruby: Big baby.
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justharoo · 6 hours
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Some whiterose sketches for lesbians visibility day (?)
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pilot-boi · 21 hours
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TFW Jaune never got to give Ruby or Nora a ride on Juniper
He should’ve gotten to bring Juniper along to Remnant and I will die on that hill
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juanarc-thethird · 1 day
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So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?
Thank you, and I hope you're ready. ---------------------------------
How To Get Your Man 9
Previously…
Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.
Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!
Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.
Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!
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Outside the Arc's residency
Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.
Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.
Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*
Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!
Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…
Yang: Wait what?
Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!
Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?
Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!
Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!
Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!
Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!
Yang:...Sorry
Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.
Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.
Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!
Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.
Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.
Mama Arc: She is…
The Arc's residency, Living room
Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.
Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.
Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.
Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?
Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.
Outside in the garden
Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!
Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….
Blake: *Also looking* Yep...
Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?
Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.
Weiss: *Surprise* Really?
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Weiss: Are we bad friends?
Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.
Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*
Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.
Blake: How?
Ruby: Leave it to me!
She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.
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