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sorry-i-ship-drarry · 1 year

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Draco: Do you ever wish to be buried 6 feet under just to be away from human interaction?

Harry: 💀

Harry: You need help.

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ace-t-fic · 2 years

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I love you darling but god do you make it hard.

Draco: *dead of night* Do you regret marrying me?

Harry: *mentally* he doesn't want the truth. It's a fake question. He doesn't want the truth. He d-

Harry: No, love.

Draco: hmm.... I do, thought you'd be much funnier.

Harry: *mentally* don't you dare take the bait.

#drarry #drarry text post #hpdm #harry x draco #harry potter/draco malfoy #draco potter #harry malfoy #real talk Harry doesn’t regret a thing but it seems like draco thrives in trying to make him

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daddiesdrarryy · 9 months

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Harry: Thank you for inviting me to Draco’s wedding today, Mrs Malfoy

Narcissa: Yes, it’s no problem, dear

Harry: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Draco marrying? I haven’t seen them?

Lucius: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Draco

Harry: Wait, what?

Lucius: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon.

Narcissa: For a week

Lucius: Here’s some money, make it two

Draco, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

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sunfl0w3rmel0n · 4 days

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#draco lucius malfoy #draco malfoy #harry potter #drarry #snogging #ronald weasley #ron weasley #hp #hp fandom #hp text post

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cheridraco · 9 months

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harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out

draco: what makes you think I would freak out

harry: I love you

draco: I'm freaking out

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madeofbees · 1 year

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I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me~~

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ravenclawh0re18 · 1 year

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Scorpius: Father, I want to tell you smth Draco: What is it......? Scorpius: I'm gay Draco: OH! And here I was scared that you've gotten into trouble or something!!! Me too by the way Scorpius: *relieved* Oh I'm gla- Wait DID YOU JUST SAY "ME TOO"-

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Albus: Uhh Dad, I think I might be in love with a guy Harry: Well, so long as it's not Malfoy's son, you have my blessing! Albus: ........ Harry: It-it's not Malfoy's son.... right? Albus: YOU can't blame me though, can you.....? Uncle Ron has told me quite a few stories of your school years, y'know Harry:

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Harry: Don't you think we should tell them? Draco: WE?! YOU are the one who's better at talking people, Potter! Harry: Didn't you tell me just last night how awkward I am....? Draco: Yes, but you can talk people into doing whatever you want! It's your fault we're here in this mess in the first place!!! Harry: MY FAULT?! How in the name of Dragonskin is it MY fault?! Draco: YOU WERE TALKING! Harry: ......and? Draco: Your lips were moving Harry: So.....? Draco: OH SALAZAR YOU ARE SO DAFT HOW DID YOU EVEN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT?! Harry: I had help Draco: Of course you did! You and that sweet talking mouth of yours! Harry: I still don't understand how this mess is my fault, Malfoy. Why don't you explain that to me first? Draco: You're really gonna make me say it? Harry: *confused Pikachu face* Draco: Oh Merlin's Hat! Your lips were moving! So it made me want to move mine! AGAINST YOURS!!!!! Harry: Oh....? Oh- Draco: You can be so dense sometimes I have no idea why I still love you! Harry: Well, you're such a git, and that doesn't make me love you any less either!!! Draco: You know what, telling them that we are STILL together can wait *intense makeout session* Scorpius and Albus secretly watching the whole drama unfold from under the Invisibility cloak: *look at each other* Albus: I guess having a questionable taste runs in our blood...... *kisses Scorpius* *Invisibility cloak suddenly falls off them* ....... Any ideas what's gonna happen in the next episode.....?

P.S.: Don't hate me for this, I know it's terrible but I just had to-

#drarry #scorbus #drarry textpost #drarry fanfic #drarry headcanon #cursed child #albus x scorpius #albus potter #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #scorpius x albus #harry potter ships #harry potter #harry potter text post #harry potter fandom #hp text post #hp ships

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drarry-ficrecs-fanart · 7 months

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Harry: *at breakfast in the great hall, staring at Draco*

hey Seamus, does having sexual fantasies about other guys make me gay?

Seamus: well it doesn’t make you straight!

#harry james potter #drarry #draco lucius malfoy #fanfiction #seamus finnigan #harry x draco #harry potter #text posts #hp incorrect quotes

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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 years

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magic is wasted in Harry Potter

not one obliviated Elon Musks memories and pretended to be his heir so he'd give them money??

not one silencio'd loud babies on planes???

not one avada kedavra'd the King????

#harry potter #harry potter shitpost #Harry Potter text post #elon musk #elongated muskrat #king of england #king charles iii #queen elizabeth #british royal family #harry potter spells #tom riddle #lord voldemort #jegulus #drarry #hexrpg #wolfstar #marauders era #harry potter next generation #harry potter epilogue

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sorry-i-ship-drarry · 2 years

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Draco with Harry cuddled into him : you're practically all over me.

Harry: *moves away a little*

Draco : what are you doing? Shut up and be all over me.

★★★★★★★★★★★★

Ps. I want this. Someone be my Draco.

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themoon-andits-stars · 7 months

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if i was ever in a relationship of any kind with a celebrity, i think i would get them to say popular lines from their characters’ popular fanfictions just to keep the fans fed.

they call me “the people’s princess” actually thank you for asking.

#jokes #keeping the fans fed #one line at a time #what’s your favorite fanfiction?#fanfiction #fanfic #writers #fanfic authors #drarry #wolfstar #jily #fanfic readers #fans #text post

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hezuart · 5 months

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Have you ever seen the owl house? If so, what are your thoughts on it?

I have watched Owl House and I plan to make a review, but I need to rewatch it at least one more time to gather my thoughts

The Owl House is insanely popular, but I was really disappointed with it, especially season 1. And people are not gonna take kindly to that opinion, so I will probably get a lot of angry comments for it so I've just kinda avoided talking about it. Luz and the show act like Eda is a super powerful witch who is Luz's personal teacher who is gonna show her all the secrets of the witchworld, when that couldn't be further from the truth. Eda is like a parent who tells you you're going on a hike with no supplies, she drops you off in the middle of the woods by yourself and gives you like, a stick, and tells you "good luck!" and runs away. Eda is just the weird lady who lets Luz crash at her house.

It's misadvertised, it has tone issues, it has confusing and straight-up unexplained lore issues... and it fell victim to the SU curse of not knowing what they are doing in season 1, just kinda screwing around introducing random concepts Then they finally get their footing in season 2 or 3 only to get cancelled for being gay. Which sucks, like REALLY REALLY SUCKS, because it's the Network producer's homophobic fault for it being rushed, but its also the fault of the creator of the initial debut for the misuse of screen time on characters or plot that has no stake in the rest of the series.

Most of season 1 is just the formula of "our main characters going to school, screwing up and having to fix their mistake for each episode." And then season 2 is like "Oh right, we're a series with an overarching plot, I forgot- whoops! We're out of time, sorry :/ "

#the owl house #the owl house critical #text post #i just have so much to say about that series #Luz is a disappointment idk if you can call her a marysue in the traditional sense #but she gets away with a lot of stuff that she shouldnt #Edas plot wth her sister wasnt handled very well #the villain is bad- he is extremely boring and just a horrible person for no given reason- horrible person to the extreme-#King's dad showing up in the end doesnt make sense #its advertised as a human witch ward and teacher duo but its not that at all #it kinda just turns into Harry Potter but gay #honestly Luz x Amity............ lowkey drarry #super lowkey but.... im squinting and i see it #the troublesome weasley twins- the mom is lucius malfoy- willow and gus as hermoine and ron-#like its not 100% but if you squint im telling you i cant unsee it #its like harry potter meets high guardian spice meets DOREMI meets Disney #its not a very original series- it doesnt have to be but #in terms of what it was trying to go for- ithink the execution was extremely poor #at least the animation and fight scenes were really badass and cool

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daddiesdrarryy · 2 months

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Ron: You’re writing with your left hand?

Draco: Yes. I’m ambidextrous

Ron: That’s so cool, mate, love who you love!

*later*

Ron: Harry, did you know Draco’s ambidextrous?

Harry: Really? You think I have a chance?

Hermione: …

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sunfl0w3rmel0n · 4 hours

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HES MY SECOND IN COMMAND IN AN ARMY OF DARKNESS!

#draco malfoy #hp #drarry #harry potter #hp fandom #hp text post #hp funny #pansy parkinson #draco lucius malfoy

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cheridraco · 9 months

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draco: being attractive is so inconvenient like how am I supposed to do thing if I'm constantly surrounded by fangirls

harry: open your mouth your personality will drive them away

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thecouchsofa · 6 months

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Can I just say, I love how much activity there is in this fandom.

Every day there's new fics and artworks being posted and they're all just so ... good?

I get so excited whenever I see new fests come up on my dash because each has this cool unique theme. It seems like there's a never-ending pool of creativity in this space and it's all so high quality. I don't know if it's because this area of the fandom is of an older average age than fandoms I've been in previously and thus has had more experience writing or what, but there's a marked difference.

I have like 100+ tabs open, each with stories that are interesting, are highly acclaimed, or are brand new and relatively undiscovered, and there's more and more every day, so much so that I can't keep up with them all.

I'm just so wildly grateful that this fandom exists and how much love and care and excitement everyone puts into their works. It's truly, truly special.

#drarry #fandom #fanfic meta #text post #Tee rambles

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