Harry, reaching for a coffee pot: What if I put coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Draco, taking the pot as he walks past: What if you don't?
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Lily: Remind me again how did this happen?
Remus: Someone threw a ball and I said "Sirius there's a ball, duck!"
Lily: Ok and?
Remus: Will you tell her or should I?
Sirius: And I asked "where's the bald duck?"
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*at 2am*
Sirius: what if-
Remus: *deeply disappointed sigh*
Sirius: what if the sky farted out clouds.
Remus: ...
Remus: *sighs in even deeper disappointment*
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Voldemort: Fuck Harry Potter
Ginny: I'm trying!
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Ooookay I was bored so there are some meme pictures with HP situations just for laugh
Filch, when it's past curfew:
Remus, when Marauders found out that he is werewolf:
Sirius to the owl when it brought a howler from Walburga:
Ted giving lecture to Dora about her unstoppable morphing:
James, trying to flirt with Lily:
Tonks, after she asked Remus about their relationship and he changed subject:
Inferi in the lake in the crystal cave be like:
Snape, in the first seconds of the "prank" when he saw Remus as a werewolf:
Andromeda Tonks, when someone tells her that she will always remain Black
Tonks, in training to be an Auror, when Mad-Eye calls her to practice at 5 a.m. for the first time:
All images were found on Pinterest in the public domain, but if anything, all rights belong to their owners and I do not claim anything here
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Hermione: Talk to him, that's what boyfriends do.
Draco: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Hermione: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Draco: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.
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Sirius: we always talk about whether the earth is flat but hypothetically have wE EVER CONSIDERED THE SUN-
Remus: no. And ima stop you right here before your 2am hypothetical theories go too far.
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Sirius hearing Remus calling a microwave a “popty ping” because he’s Welsh and thinking all Muggle appliances are just named after the sound they make and calling a washing machine a “sloshy box” or a blender a “wazzy wacker” or something. That’s it that’s the post.
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meta knight is the character ever. he got to wish for literally anything he wanted and he wished to fight against the strongest warrior in the galaxy, he has zero communication skills, he didn't like how everyone lazes around all day so he decided to overthrow the government and failed, his ship has his face plastered on the front for no reason, he decided to go down with said ship, he has a strict moral code but is willing to throw hands with an 8 year with no hesitation, he keeps getting his ass kicked by said 8 year old, he has a sweet tooth and feels the need to hide it even though literally everyone around him loves sweets. he's punched jk rowling in the face
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