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pathetic-dreamy · 2 months
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Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.
Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.
Louis: Is that so?
Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.
Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!
Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Zayn: Of course bro!
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"my child is completely fine" your child would sell you for a one direction reunion.
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imnotfeelingfabulouis · 5 months
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niall: where's liam
louis: that little shit? probably somewhere disappointing jesus
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red-pandaaa · 2 months
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Harry: I love you so much, I'd marry you with paper rings Louis: ... Harry: but we're both fucking rich, so i still want diamonds
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Liam: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?  Harry: Have everyone stand.  Niall: Bring three more chairs!  Zayn: The most important ones can sit down.  Louis: Kill three.
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everywherecleo · 1 year
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Niall: *sees Louis and Harry being cute together*
Niall: I would put them on a boat. they're cute.
Zayn: ??????
Liam: ...you mean... you ship them?
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hells-hello · 7 months
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Niall: i was wrong
Harry: i want a proper apology.
Niall: that was a re-
Harry: with the little dance.
Niall: no. i don’t do the dance.
Harry: i did the dance in 2011, 2013, 20-
Niall: fine!
Niall:
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Louis: you know u cant really make everyone love you, you're not harry
Liam: not everyone loves harry thou-
Louis: who doesnt? give me names
Liam: i just-
Louis, pulling out a baseball bat: NOW
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Niall: ARE YOU-
Louis: Fucking
Niall: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Louis: Fucking.
Niall: IDIOT!
Harry: ...What was that?
Louis: Liam banned Niall from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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quinnie28 · 2 years
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YALL.
So, in case you don't know, a FUCKING DOCUMENTARY about the boys is AVAILIBLE on YOUTUBE for FREE.
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Here's a link if you wanna go watch it rn: https://youtu.be/yeni5qNwOd4
Brb, screaming, crying, throwing up
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violetsandfluff · 1 year
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pathetic-dreamy · 5 months
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*Louis on the phone with Niall*
Louis: Turn around.
Louis: No, the other way.
Louis: Again, the other way.
Louis: No, not there, one more time!
Niall: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU???
Louis: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.
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onedimagines · 2 years
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harry: let’s bang!
niall: *looks at harry questioningly*
harry: oops i meant hang, stupid autocorrect
niall: harry, this is a verbal conversation
*they exchange confused expressions*
harry: i said what i said
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imnotfeelingfabulouis · 5 months
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liam: louis is refusing to wear his glasses!
louis: liam , look, I wore the glasses for a day. My eyes are much better now.Watch.
louis: *points to harry* harry.
louis: *points to zayn* zayn.
louis: *points to niall* sasquatch.
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sunnymaybank · 1 year
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The Case of Raw Fettuccine
Louis: So uhhh...my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine...uncooked...
Niall: I would hope they’re not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine
Zayn: In your pantry?
Louis: Yeah...and eating them raw, and they keep calling them ‘chips’...How do I make them stop?
Niall: Is your friend here?
Louis, motioning to Harry: Yeah
Niall, to Harry: You’re a monster! Words MEAN things!
Liam: Does anybody remember - I haven’t been to Olive Garden in many moons - but they DO have a like - fettuccine bottle that you can just - grab em out of and chew -
Liam: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Liam: NO. STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN?!
Everyone else: No
Liam, to Niall and Zayn: YOU FUCKIN’ BASTARDS
Niall: YAAAAAAAAAY1
Zayn: THE PRESTIGE!
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Louis; Liam? Liam; what Louis; how does it make you feel that I'm prettier than you? Liam; Liam; how does it make you feel that you can't reach the top shelf? Louis; I can Liam; prove it Louis; *snaps fingers* Harry; *appears* Louis; *points at shelf* Harry; *grabs item* Louis; *bitch slaps Liam* see!
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