Liam: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Harry: Have everyone stand.
Niall: Bring three more chairs!
Zayn: The most important ones can sit down.
Louis: Kill three.
Louis: So uhhh...my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine...uncooked...
Niall: I would hope they’re not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine
Zayn: In your pantry?
Louis: Yeah...and eating them raw, and they keep calling them ‘chips’...How do I make them stop?
Niall: Is your friend here?
Louis, motioning to Harry: Yeah
Niall, to Harry: You’re a monster! Words MEAN things!
Liam: Does anybody remember - I haven’t been to Olive Garden in many moons - but they DO have a like - fettuccine bottle that you can just - grab em out of and chew -
Liam: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!
Liam: NO. STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN?!
Louis; Liam?
Liam; what
Louis; how does it make you feel that I'm prettier than you?
Liam;
Liam; how does it make you feel that you can't reach the top shelf?
Louis; I can
Liam; prove it
Louis; *snaps fingers*
Harry; *appears*
Louis; *points at shelf*
Harry; *grabs item*
Louis; *bitch slaps Liam* see!