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Liam, glancing at the window: *alarmed* Zayn! There’s a stranger in our jacuzzi.

Zayn: Who is it?

Liam: You do know what stranger means, don’t you?

Zayn, joining Liam by the window: Oh my god, how long has he been there?

Liam: I saw him exactly 1 second before you, you know everything I know.

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Zayn: I am such a bad judge of character.

Louis: Of course you are, I'm your best friend.

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Paul, to the band: Boys, you've been watching TV for the last ten hours. Go read something instead.

Louis: *turns on subtitles*

Paul:

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Interviewer: So what's your religion, Harry?

Harry: I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

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Louis: There’s nothing better than a dog.

Zayn: Two dogs?

Louis: You’re right. I have been a fool.

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Zayn: Harry, are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard.

Harry: Oh, no, I’m fine.

Niall: We’ll see about that. How many musical numbers are there in “Zootopia”?

Harry: Ugh, just the one.

Niall: Yeah, he’s okay.

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Louis: I don’t know if I’m up for this. I mean, the last time I was in charge of something was my high school yearbook.

Zayn: So?

Louis: So that was the year we didn’t have one.

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Zayn: You know I can’t say no when you look at me like that.

Liam: That is why I look at you like that.

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Louis, Harry, and Niall: *approaching the house*

Zayn: *rushes out*

Zayn: Guys! Liam is making us clean the house and he has jobs for everyone! Now it's too late for me, but go! Save yourselves!

Louis, Harry and Niall: *run away*

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Niall: What if you met my ex and she was like Angelina Jolie?

Liam: Oh come on, Niall, be realistic.

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*Harry pulling up a picture of Louis*

Harry: Look at this face. How can anyone spend all day with this face and not fall in love with it?

Liam: Well, for one thing, at some point that face starts talking.

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Harry: I’ve got two more pancakes here!

Zayn: I want French toast.

Harry: Well, you better move to France.

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what the hell are boops and evil boops? i have no idea what’s going on

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Liam: Do you know how many times Niall started a fire?

Zayn: I don’t know… Many?

Liam: Eighteen!

Niall: Seventeen!

Liam: What about this one?

Niall: Oh, yeah. Eighteen if you count this one.

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Louis: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good. So I simply did myself.

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Liam: Ok, you can all come. But you have to promise me you won’t do anything to embarrass me.

Niall: I promise.

Harry: Promise.

Zayn: Yeah, promised.

Louis: I’ll try, but if they have tequila, it’s in God’s hands.

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Louis: I thought that maybe-

Harry: *cuts him off by kissing him*

Louis: You love me again.

Harry: Who says I stopped?

Niall: Awwwww!

Louis:

Harry:

Niall: I ruined the moment.

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