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alien-slushie · 2 months
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Vaggie, barging into Angel's room: You two are having s*x in the hotel?!
*Angel laying on his bed, reading. Husk, sitting on Angel's bed drinking.*
Husk: We are? Angel why didn't you tell me? I would have put my drink down.
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belle-web · 2 months
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꯭꒰⠀ׅ♥︎⠀໋ׅ ׅ⠀ໍ📢̹᤺͡ ⠀ ꯭໋ᥲᥙᦋս᥉tꪱꪕꫀ ꯭꒱⠀ֵ⠀ׂ⠀יִיִ
⏝︶⠀   ♡⃝ ⠀ ⠀ׄ⠀⠀ ⏝⠀ ⠀꫶⠀ׅ ⠀ ⠀︶
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pathetic-dreamy · 25 days
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Harry: I’ve got two more pancakes here!
Zayn: I want French toast.
Harry: Well, you better move to France.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Clint: I’ve got two more pancakes here!
Cooper: I want French toast.
Clint: Well, you better move to Europe.
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zootopiathingz · 5 months
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Toad: *throws open door* You two ARE having sex!
*Peach and Mario and lounging in bed, reading books*
Peach: We are? Mario, why didn’t you tell me? I would’ve put my book down.
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Twice: I’ve got two more pancakes here!
Shigaraki: I want French toast.
Twice: Well, you better move to Europe.
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marsdeathdefiances · 1 year
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Automedon: *bursting into the tent* you two ARE having sex!!!
Patroclus: *looking at Achilles* Really? Achilles, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.
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rwbybutincorrect · 2 years
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Blake: You'll just do something stupid that you're going to regret later.
Yang: I'm your wife. That's my right.
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Charname: Imoen said what she did was important.
Jaheira: She said the same thing when she dyed Xan’s hair pink.
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Conversation
Sapnap, bursting into Dream’s room: You two are having sex!
George: Dream, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my phone down.
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Kirk: I wonder what people did before holos.
Bones: They made dolls out of corn cobs and stared at fire.
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Conversation
Anna: Elsa, listen to this. "Utah Housewife Stabs Husband 37 Times".
Elsa: I admire her restraint.
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belle-web · 17 days
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⠀𓏲֔ 𓈒⠀ׄ ֵ 𝘖𝟥:𝖮𝖮 ꒰ ꯭̥📇
݁︶⠀⠀ֵ⠀⠀ׂ⠀◌⠀⠀໋⠀⠀ׅ⠀⠀݁⠀︶݁
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kiarcheo · 1 year
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Anne: Lina, listen to this. "Utah Housewife Stabs Husband 37 Times".
Catherine: I admire her restraint.
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Nikki: What happened to Dolph? Gwen: Well, some say environment, but I think he was born that way.
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This is why some Pokemon eat their young.
Lusamine, seeing Lillie and Gladion once again with Moon and Hau in the Aether Paradise.
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